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So You Want to Be a Gladiator
Richard L. Bare
1955		Says here taxes are goin' higher. Higher? I'm already in the three pig bracket. Joe, if you had any gumption, you'd ask ol' skinflint for a rais...Rate it:

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Someone Like You...
Elizabeth Chandler
2001		If someone had asked me not long ago... why I thought it was that men left women and never came back, I would have said this: "New cow. " The...Rate it:

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Someone You Love
Kim Fupz Aakeson
2014		SOMEONE YOU LOVE Thank you? Living room and piano there. Kitchen there. Your room here. We have a great night planned for you. A lot of won...Rate it:

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Southside With You
Richard Tanne
2016		( music playing ) - Lunch is almost up, honey. - Okay. Yes? - Thought it wasn't a date. - It wasn't and it isn't. Thought you said he was jus...Rate it:

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Steve Martin and Martin Short: An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life
Steve Martin
2018		Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Steve Martin! Thank you! Thank you very much. Thank you. Wow! Thank you so much! It's not necessary. T...Rate it:

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Stuck on You
Peter Farrelly
2003		Slow it down, Bob. Need a doughnut break. We're having chest pains. Keep it moving, flabby. Opening night is less than a week away. Where in ...Rate it:

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Swallows Have Arrived
Aslan Galazov
2007		Film company Narti Movies presents lrlan Khugaev Arthur Khatagov Vjacheslav Guriev in film by Asian Galazov SWALLOWS HAVE ARRIVED Divided, I...Rate it:

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Thank You
Rajan Aggarwal
2011		Sanjana... we aren't happy... it seems as if we are living a compromise. The spark is gone. Our marriage isn't working out. Alright, Raj. I ...Rate it:

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Thank You
Arunlal Ramachandran
2013		- Clean up those plates - Okay " Dai! " Sir! Haven't you been asked to close shop by this hour? I was about to wind up but that big chicken ...Rate it:

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Thank You For Smoking
Jason Reitman
2005		Robin Williger. He is a 15-year-old freshman from Racine, Wisconsin. He enjoys studying history. He's on the debate team. Robin's future looke...Rate it:

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Thank You for Your Service
Jason Hall
2017		I was a good soldier. I had purpose, and I loved it. I rode shotgun in a lead Humvee, and I looked for bombs. You don't see the bomb unless ...Rate it:

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That Thing You Do!
Tom Hanks
1996		[Pop] [Whistling Song] [Continues] [Ends] [Cymbals Shiver] [Record Starts] [Jazz Plays] [Telephone Rings] [Ring] Patterson's. Man: What's...Rate it:

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The Bad News Bears
Bill Lancaster
1976		Pull that in there. Right back to home. Let's move it. - Yeah, not bad. - Okay, let's go for two now. Okay, go for the bunt. Everybody stay a...Rate it:

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The Company You Keep
Lem Dobbs
2012		A Federal Grand Jury in Detroit today charged the thirteen top leaders of 'the Weathermen' with plotting to bomb public buildings in Chicago, De...Rate it:

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The Five People You Meet in Heaven
Mitch Albom
2004		1 This is a story about a man named Eddie... and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun. You might think it strange... to start a ...Rate it:

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The Hills Have Eyes
Wes Craven
1977		Goddamn bunch of cutthroats. Oh shit! They'd keep me bellyup out here if they knew I was getting ready to run. Don't you make a noise when you...Rate it:

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The Hills Have Eyes Part II
Wes Craven
1984		Bobby! Bobby! Kill him, Bobby! Kill him! Kill him! (Screaming) (Dog Barking) (Howling) (Dog Growling) (Baby Crying) Why are you doing thi...Rate it:

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The Least Among You
Mark Young
2009		College boy thought he'd have him a color TV. -Hey, y'all, look-a here. -I didn't do anything. Suit on the outside and a Negro on the inside. ...Rate it:

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They Have Changed Their Face
Giulio Berruti
1971		THEY'VE CHANGED FACES Auto Avio Motors. the Soviet representatives concerning the modifications to the 1004 model. Valle, this is Arche. Come...Rate it:

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They've Got Knut
Daniel Nocke
2003		THEY'VE GOT KNU Tyrol, 1983 What l hoped for from our time up here is that l... That we... l'll wait till you're finished. -No, no, go ahead. ...Rate it:

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Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Scott Rosenberg
1995		Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs|to kiss her fella, made a mistake|and kissed a snake. How many doctors|did it take? - One, two, thr...Rate it:

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To Have and Have Not
Ernest Hemingway
1944		Good morning, Capt. Morgan. What can I do for you today? Same thing as yesterday. You and your client wish to make a temporary exit from the po...Rate it:

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Tomorrow I Will Date With Yesterday's You
Tomoko Yoshida
2016		1 It was love at first sight. On my usual commute to school, I suddenly found myself head over heels. In response, my first thought was, Gim...Rate it:

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Tu mi turbi (You Upset Me)
Roberto Benigni
1983		Come! Come! Dale! The sheep must walk alone. Come Smarrita! Do not stop! Come here! On the other hand! You left and career change, eh! Do n...Rate it:

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