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This Is Where I Leave You
Jonathan Tropper
2014		Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
You Were Never Really Here
Lynne Ramsay
2017		15... 14... 13... - 12... - Stand up straight. - 11. - Stand up straight. - Ten. - Stand up. - Nine. - Only fucking pussy little girls sl...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Unknown
2015		I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

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Be with You
Takuji Ichikawa
2018		1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Terry McMillan
1998		STELLA: No, Sidney, GKOs are Russian bonds. They're guaranteeing 650/o interest on your money. The government's never defaulted on one. lt's s...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
If I Were You
Joan Carr-Wiggin
2012		Hey. I'm on my way home. I just have to stop off and pick up some groceries Give me a call if you hear back. I can pick up the dry cleaning. He...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine You & Me
Renato Custodio Jr.
2016		1 They say the way to true love is like a puzzle. Every piece of event is already planned. And those moments that almost happened that you reg...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Miss You Already
Morwenna Banks
2015		(PANTING) (JESS) You know it's funny, I don't remember getting pregnant with you or... Oh, God. And I didn't marry you but somehow we're in thi...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Now You See Me
Ed Solomon
2013		1 DANIEL: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you. Because what is seeing? You're looking,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
One Hour with You
Lothar Schmidt
1932		Now listen, men. Spring is here... and spring is a dangerous time of the year, especially in Paris. The wanderlust is in the air. Travelers ar...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Where the Day Takes You
Michael Hitchcock
1991		Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
While You Were Sleeping
Daniel G. Sullivan
1995		Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be|an everlasting love This will be|the one Ive waited for This will be|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
You Only Live Twice
Roald Dahl
1967		Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine Me & You
Ol Parker
2005		I want something that says, "I'm sorry he's dead... "but not that sorry. "He was just a dog and you shouldn't have loved him more than me." Ca...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
10 Things I Hate About You
Gil Junger
1999		PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oreg...Rate it:

(4.45 / 9 votes)
P.S. I Love You
Richard LaGravenese
2007		I know I should know this, darling, but are you mad at me? Baby. Holly. I did something, right? I did something bad, right? Should I know what...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
You've Got Mail
Nora Ephron
1998		[KEYBOARD CLACKING] [BEEPING] FRANK: Amazing. This is amazing! Listen to this: The entire work force of Virginia... ...had Solitaire removed ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 7 votes)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Keenen Ivory Wayans
1988		1 Gold fever Gold fever Gold fever I'm changin' things I'm changin' things I'm gonna git you, sucka You dirty mother... Don't say that. I'...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
Johnny Got His Gun
Dalton Trumbo
1971		How did you get him so quickly? A medical team heard the shell coming in. Apparently, he did, too. Chest and belly practically unmarked. Cur...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
Pokemon the Movie: I Choose You!
Shôji Yonemura
2017		1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
I'll Be Seeing You
Charles Martin
1944		-A package of gum, please. -No gum. -Then give me a chocolate almond bar. -Chocolate almond bar? No chocolate almond bars and no gum. Where ha...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Irreplaceable You
Bess Wohl
2018		[delicate piano music] [Abbie] What if we stayed in bed all day? [Sam] That sounds like the best day ever. We should stay here all week. [Abbie...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
George Marion Jr.
1939		- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)

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