$50K and a Call Girl: A Love Story Page #3
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- 2014
- 90 min
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A little crew good time fun?
- Oh, Jesus Christ, really?
Seth, really?
- Who's that?
That's, uh, that's Dutch.
He's doing, uh, sound for us.
- How much does he cost?
- Not very much.
Hey, baby, I want
to introduce you to Carly.
- I don't want to.
- Why not?
You're gonna have to meet her,
we're going to be on a month-
we're gonna be
on the road with her a month.
Later.
- When? Carly.
- Yeah.
Hey, I want you
to meet Lauren, my fiancee.
Hi.
- It's nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Yeah. D-did you make it?
- No, I modified it.
- Smart.
Yeah.
I like your shirt, too.
- Thank you.
- It's really nautical.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Nice to meet you.
Yeah, you too.
How's it going, Jetta?
- Who-who's this?
That's Jetta, he's, uh-you
actually met him before.
You've met him at Barbara and
George's cousin's wedding.
How much does he cost?
Baby, why are you so concerned
with how much everything costs?
Um, I just want
to know how much is left.
Hey, let's hit the road!
Let's hit the road.
- Okay.
All right, you guys
are going in that car,
we're gonna take the van.
- Okay.
Milady, your chariot!
Sir!
Have you seen her shirt?
- What?
- Her shirt?
Her shirt? She modified it.
I can't believe this
It's too high.
Baby, I'm not
staying on this plane.
I'm going. C'mon.
For real. Let's go.
- I don't want to go.
- Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
- Stop it!
I don't want to go.
- I love you, baby!
- Love you! Okay, oh, my God!
Ready, set!
I can't do it.
No, no, no!
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to go.
Close it now.
- Group hug.
- Yeah.
That was amazing, oh!
- I wish you would've gone.
- I'm sorry, I was too scared.
It's okay.
Okay, it's okay to be scared.
Okay? Once.
You get one pass, all right?
Next time we do
something like this,
you have to join us.
- Okay.
- All right?
- Okay.
- Love you.
So you're not
gonna say anything?
- Like, what?
- Uh, I don't know.
I mean, we just jumped
out of a f***ing plane.
Like, how cool is that?
Yeah, it was crazy.
It didn't seem crazy to you,
you're just fixing your hair
for the last 15 minutes,
since we-since we left.
No, it was fu-
it was fun, I don't know...
...I don't know
what you want me to say.
You know, you can have a good
time on this, if you want.
Actually, it's just weird.
Like, I just...
What's weird about it?
I don't... I don't...
I don't feel-I don't feel
bad for you.
You don't feel bad
for me because I'm dying?
Not really,
you make it kind of hard.
How do I make it kind of hard?
You kind of come off
as... an a**hole.
Like, you don't seem
like you're dying,
you don't seem like you care
about any things that like...
...you should care
about when you're dying.
Like you just want to spend
your brother's money,
and pay me to like,
come along with you
and make sure you have fun.
It's just, it's weird,
I'm sorry.
For me, I would probably...
...I would want
to hang out with, like...
...my family as much as I could.
If I could.
I am hanging out
with my family.
Friends.
Look, I'm just not that
close to a lot of people.
It's just weird.
Well, what about you?
Why do you do what you do?
It doesn't make sense.
It's just a job.
I know it's just a job.
All this is just a job.
It's not
but it's like,
there's no weird explanation
or something like...
...It's just a service
that I provide
and I'm f***ing good at it.
It's... I moved out
to L.A. to be an actress and...
...that's what I do.
My audience is
one person or two or three.
Jesus, three?
- Depends. Um.
- Seems obsessive.
Look, it's not all pathetic,
you know?
Like,
I get something out of it.
I lose myself in the role,
I lose myself in someone
else's fantasy and it's...
So, are you doing
that right now, with me?
No. I'm not doing
that with you right now.
I'm... I'm actually
talking to you like a real
person and that feels...
...feels right.
Our sound guy, Dutch,
had a friend from the service
who sold mushrooms in a
trailer park near Joshua Tree.
I was excited
to meet a friend of Dutch's.
Snappy dresser.
I've never taken
mushrooms before.
You'll freak out.
a little bit.
- Have you ever freaked out?
- Yeah.
- Have you ever freaked out?
I freaked out once
but that's because
I couldn't stop puking.
I freaked out once, too.
But I was with my dad
and I was 12.
Whoa, what the f***?!
Not sure we need
to hear that story.
Where did that...
- It's not...
Look, Lauren, just take them.
I'm a sick kid,
this is my dying wish that for
you to take mushrooms with us.
- Okay. Fine, fine.
- Ahh.
Fine. Fine.
- Fine.
- Ahh.
- Fine!
What the f*** did you just do?
Baby, did you just take all
of them?
Did you just
eat that whole thing?
- Oh, sh*t, we're f***ed.
You just ate
an entire bag of mushrooms.
I like the mushrooms.
See, that's what happens.
- Don't. Don't.
No, stop.
Stop.
How's it going
in there with her?
- It's not going anywhere.
- Oh, really?
She, just...
... "You know the rules."
And just stormed off.
Where are you going?
Ross was just... freaking me out
a little bit.
Why?
'Cause he's trying to be all...
mushy and sh*t.
Oh.
Why don't you like mushy?
'Cause it's not real.
It's bullshit.
Oh, you can't kiss?
Yeah, we can't kiss.
We can't...
Can-can you butt f***?
Yeah, apparently you can
butt f*** her.
You can go downhill...
...So, why-why would you want
if butt f***ing is like,
on the menu.
You're like, oh,
you know what, I'm-I'm full,
I'm just
gonna have an appetizer,
I'm just gonna...
- ... 'Cause I like her!
I like her.
So you-you
show her that you like her.
I just did!
I tried to have
a nice romantic...
...Being in the tent,
tripping.
Her face is off
and that went nowhere.
He doesn't know me,
I don't know him.
You know,
I don't want to pretend that...
...just because he's dying,
we're like like soulmates.
Like, I'm working a job.
Wow.
- What?
- That's really cold.
It just comes
with the territory.
If you went
to Heaven and God was like,
"Hey, guess what?
Astrology is real.
It's just all
for-f***ing-real."
Every horoscope we read,
completely 100 percent real.
Yeah.
I know that's a
Capricorn thing to say,
but I think...
Like,
WWE wrestling, all real.
- Like, pro wrestling?
- Yeah.
Pro wrestling, Iron Shriek,
every move he did,
f***ing real, dude.
The truth is,
we were only comfortable
speculating
about the afterlife in jest.
Ross seemed to be
aversed introspection because it
slowed down the adventure.
But he was changing.
Could-could
I interview you real quick?
Yeah, I got me teeth out,
you know,
I'm at home now
so I go without teeth.
No, it's okay.
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