$50K and a Call Girl: A Love Story Page #4

It's just...

- I'll be back in a minute.

- Yeah, let him get his teeth.

- Okay. He pulled his

own teeth out...

Oh.

- ... I have them on a necklace.

Oh, wow.

You don't have

the necklace, do you?

Yeah, I do.

It's got a tiger's tooth

and I got six of his teeth

as well that he,

uh, pulled himself.

'Cause when you live in the

Outback of Australia,

you do not have

access to dentists.

believe we'll go

after we exit this-this life?

For me, I won't go anywhere.

You'll stay... your spirit

will stay here, or...?

...No.

No, the body will drop

and I'll go back into

the transcendent

where I came from.

Ask you, but do you retain

consciousness in the void?

- No.

- Nothing?

- No, there's consciousness.

- Mm-hmm.

And there's pure awareness,

then there's void.

Once you go into void,

you don't exist

as any shape or form then.

So, basically we just-we just

die and then that's it.

Your-but if your body dies,

your world dies, right?

- Right.

Your world is born and it could also die.

Once you find something

inside yourself

that never changes,

then you found the truth,

right?

Yeah.

And it's inside you,

and it's inside your friends

and it's inside everyone.

Yeah, I-I never really

thought of it like that.

Might have been profound,

might have been nonsense.

The fact he had some

bad-ass f***ing face tattoos.

I would get

a tattoo of my dick but,

like, a bigger version of it,

tattooed on my dick.

What happened to you?

Or I could get abs.

I'd actually appreciate that.

Ross decided he wanted to get

a tattoo

of the state of Georgia.

Yeah, this is what I want.

That's where Ross

was born and he also wants,

"F***ed a chick

named Georgia."

So, double meaning!

Is it okay?

That's f***ing dope, Graham.

That is f***ing awesome man,

that is great work.

Glad you like it.

I can't believe

I'm about to say this.

Uh, is there anything

you want me to get?

Uh, "Asian Writing."

You want me

to get Asian writing?

Like, "Moo goo gai pan?"

- No, no...

No, literally,

just, "Asian Writing."

- The words, "Asian Writing?"

- ... On your ass.

Oh, my God.

- Let's do it.

You're welcome, Ross.

- Let me get you some change.

- Okay, perfect.

- Be right back.

- Sounds good.

Say, Carly?

Are you f***ing serious?

- Say exactly like Val Kilmer.

- Really?

What's your problem, Kasansky?

You're everybody's problem.

It's because everytime you go up

in the air, you're unsafe.

I don't like you

because you're dangerous.

Oh, that's right.

Ice... man.

I am dangerous.

Yeah!

That was f***ing awesome!

Let's go fly some MIGS!

- What's up?

- Yo!

- You're back. Was it fun?

- It was f***ing amazing.

How's everything

going with Lamborghini?

Lamborghini is great.

- Cool.

You guys have been spending a

lot of solo time together.

Ooo, are you jealous?

I'm not jealous, I just didn't-

you know I thought

this trip was going

to be about you and me.

I didn't think...

Yeah, I mean, you brought

Lauren along, like...

Yeah, I know, but,

that's different because

it's our wedding money

that we're spending,

so I didn't really

have a choice.

Yeah, well, I mean, you said

90 percent of it was yours,

she's done about ten percent

of the trip so you could...

...send her home

if you wanted to.

Do you not

want her with us?

Why don't you send

Lamborghini home?

I like Lauren.

I like-

look, here's the thing,

I'm having a blast

as the four of us.

So I-I don't understand

why you're so jealous.

I'm not jealous,

I just...

...Look, we coupled up

and I-I'm having fun,

I am generally

having fun, Seth.

Thank you.

- So how do you...

...I'm serious,

I'm having fun on this.

Great!

I'm having fun, too.

I...I just think, it's,

uh, your relationship with

Lamborghini is interesting.

I just don't know what's...

...I mean, do you like her?

Seriously.

Carly, your relationship

with Carly is interesting.

My relationship

with Carly is interesting?

- Yeah...

- ... Yes. I really like her.

- You really like her?

- Yes, I think she is awesome.

She is funny, and smart,

and cool and...

...now, I'm getting

embarrassed being on camera.

Okay.

Look, that's cool, man.

I just...

- ... No, look, hey.

I'm sorry if you felt left out.

Let me make it up to you.

What do you want to do?

Like,

what would you want to do?

If you could write something

down on my bucket list.

I won't tell Lauren.

It would be just for you,

it would be something

that you and I have

that no one else has,

what would you want to do?

- I got something.

- All right.

Hey, babe, I'm back!

- Hey, sweetie.

What are you doing?

You like it?

Oh, my God.

Can you help me do the back?

I don't know, all the sudden,

I feel like I have so much pity

for so many fools,

you know what I mean?

That wasn't even on his list.

...That was something

you wanted to do.

Ross wanted me to do it.

Part of what he wants is for me

to do what I want to do.

- What else do you want to do?

- I don't know.

Do you still

want to get married?

Of course I still

want to do get married.

Baby, I love you.

I still want to get married.

But I need you to just

kind of be there for me

through this experience.

You know,

could you just do that?

If your sister was going

through what Ross

was going through,

I would be there

for you 100 percent.

If my sister was dying,

I wouldn't pay for her

to sleep with a hooker

and get tattoos.

Well, your sister

and Ross are very different.

But I'm sure whatever

your sister wanted to do,

and I would just be there

for you a hundred percent.

This is very hard for me.

You know, I don't know,

I don't know what to do

in this situation.

All I know is that, whatever

Ross needs, I'm gonna do.

And I don't have any

leftover mental energy

to do relationship

maintenance on us.

You guys excited

for the Grand Canyon?

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

Just... I lost my balance.

- Are you drunk?

- Yeah, I'm pretty drunk.

- Lean on me.

- I'm fine.

No, come on.

No, put your arm around me.

I'm super strong.

I pump iron.

including

the Grand Canyon itself,

seemed to be in a conspiracy

of silence

about Ross's real condition.

But sometimes,

in quiet moments,

Ross knew he was dying.

Of your heart

I'm looking for a way

Looking for a way

To tell you

It's crazy, right?

Like, huge.

Yeah.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, I know.

I believe you, totally.

You're a horrible liar.

I mean, sorry,

it's a good thing.

You just-you just suck at it.

Sorry.

No, I'm-I'm fine.

I'm just-I'm just annoyed.

- At me?

No. It's Seth,

he's just acting differently.

I hate this side of him.

- Yeah.

I never like when the

brothers get together.

Yeah, no, like...

...It's like,

Ross, um,

like, instigates, and...

- ... Yeah, feeds the beast.

- Yeah.

But, you know,

he's gonna be dead soon, so...

Oh!

Oh, my God!

That's horrible.

But it's true, you know?

Like, you can just... check that

off the list and...

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