100 Bloody Acres Page #3

He will strike back

to them Yates boys.

That will be the end

of all the good work

that we did, you done.

I'm sure we can work

something out together.

- We, uh... we..

- Yeah, we...

We need you to remain calm, Miss.

Sophie.

Hey, hey, just don't touch me

with that f***ing stick, man.

I advise against making a

run for it, sh*t face.

Reg is pretty canny with that thing.

Help, help, help, help!

No use hollering for

Marshall out here, boys.

You are in a hundred bloody acres.

What have you done with her?

Nothing, we just tied her up and...

Shut it, Reg

Oh, yes.

Move it!

- Morgan's Organic

- They're playin' it!

will get your garden

growing great

Oh that's a Morgan

Brothers' guarantee.

- Hi I'm Lindsay.

- And I'm Reg .

And we're here...

No, don't move!

Shoot him, Reg!

Wes, run!

- Shoot him, Reg!

- Run away!

Shoot him!

For Christ's sake, shoot him!

For bringing a foreign prick in here.

The ad come up alright, eh?

People are expecting us, you know?

Yeah, we spoke to 'em, uh, before.

I need some quiet here, please.

Hey, man, we just want to

get to our festival, you know?

Listen to some music, get f***ed up.

We'll probably forget

all about this, come Monday.

Put a bloody lid on it!

This is a very stressful

time for all of us.

Who is this guy, anyway?

I thought you ran this alone.

Come on, Reggie.

What is Becs gonna think?

Oh, she'll be alright, I reckon.

Reg.

Outside.

Now.

Come here, Reg.

You took some initiative, eh?

Yeah, that's right.

Come here, mate.

You're not gonna hurt me, are you?

Nah.

Come here.

Bit different when they

talk back to you, eh?

See, I knew you...

I'm in a very invidious

position, Reginald.

Remember what Auntie Nance told you.

Deep breaths.

If you were me...

If you were the boss...

What would you do, huh?

I'll probably just let 'em go.

Oh, yeah, I haven't hurt anyone yet.

No, no, I.. I don't know.

What would you do?

If Charlie Wick wants a new blend

he's gonna get a new blend.

Now, get up and give

us a hand, f*** arse.

James, James?

Hey, you okay?

Yeah, you?

Damned.

Hey, Soph?

Check this sh*t out.

I can't promise I'll have you

out in time for John Butler,

but, uh, what do you

make of that then?

Oh.

Jesus, Wes, hurry.

Don't worry, I'm f***ing flying here.

This acid is awesome,

it's very clean.

If you get out, just run.

Like, run for your f***ing life.

Get to the main road, find help.

I'll be fine.

I feel f***ing amazing, guys.

Unstoppable.

Morgan Organic, leave a message.

Linds, this is Charlie.

Still no sign of the bloody Reg

hear from you soon, eh?

Filter clean?

Yeah, I did the first thing.

Yes!

I'll take care of this little prick.

You do the other two.

Gag 'em.

Oh, right.

This sh*t is intense.

Don't you dare hurt her,

you f***ing psycho!

We're not psychos, alright!

We're small business operators.

Not too tight?

Stop talking to 'em, Reg

Well, I ain't.

It's time to wake the old girl up.

You take care of the hock grabbers.

Mmm.

What I wouldn't give to get my

hands on the new Jarvis.

When things really pick up, eh?

Looking forward to see

potassium levels on our mate.

Hm.

Hey, Reg, take care of these Dacks.

Come on, Reg

Not here to f*** spiders.

Send him up.

Good to go.

Righto!

Nice and easy!

Uh, Linds.

Wincy aren't you?

Turn it off, Linds,

we gonna kill him!

Linds!

You'll be right, mate!

I've got ya!

Holy sh*t.

Eh?

We got liquid gold here, mate.

Huh?

Hey?

Potassium levels through the roof.

You little ripper, eh?

You have done good this time, Reggie.

Well, maybe... maybe there

is more goodness in 'em

if they haven't carted.

You know, if the heart

is still beating in there

- like, like...

- An overactive gland?

Hey, hey?

Hey, man, we could fertilize

the Nullarbor with this gear.

Hey, mixing some of the old blend,

we could have these bagged up

and over to Charlie by stumps.

Yeah, nah.

We need more than one hairy bastard

if we're gonna do this right.

We will burn a lot of them.

Now.

Linds.

Linds!

We put it on the max setting for you.

Should all be over pretty quick.

Nuh.

The more they struggle,

the better, I reckon.

Gonna keep those glands excited, yes.

Oh sh*t a brick!

Strip off denims.

Might be fartin' around this time.

Give it to ya.

Nice.

Could be a small down payment

for the new Jarvis.

Hey!

Catch it, Reg, go on, get it!

- The 303, d*ckhead.

- Oh, yeah.

Please mate,

just... just jump out!

That's over there.

Come on!

Sorry, Linds, I couldn't stop it.

I'll go get him.

You need a hand?

Try not to do anything

stupid while I'm gone.

Nancy and girls are promise

river do.

Except Salvo Six

fundraiser next Saturday

at King George Showgrounds.

got to tell listeners,

really looking

forward to judge them.

You've reached 0104688.

Please leave a message.

Oh, hi, Auntie Nance, it's Reggie.

Just calling up to

have one of our chats.

Oh, it's nothing important.

I should get back to work, eh?

See ya.

Gee, it's running great.

Hi, I'm Lindsay, and I'm

Reg, and we're here

to tell you about our

sensational new blend.

Our organic... rich in nitrate

calcium, and potassium.

So, whether you're

sprinkling on your vegetables

Morgan new blend will get

your garden growing great.

That's a Morgan Brothers' guarantee.

A Morgan Brothers'

guarantee that is.

We'll fertilize ya!

... Reg and Lindsay's

powerful new blend.

and I have had the chance

to use it myself, by the way.

and it's superb stuff.

Your acanthus will be overdrive.

Your frange will

look just fantastic.

In fact, it's so good,

you gonna eat it yourself.

Coming up now, we...

Mmm!

Mmm!

I'm not talking to you.

Mmmm!

You know this one too?

Mm- hm.

Alright, but no screaming

or nothing, okay?

- I'll do it real quick.

- Oww!

Please Reg, please let's go.

I swear we will look after you.

We'll make sure you

don't get into any trouble.

No, I can't.

I know you're not a bad person.

You're a good person

who just done some...

some bad things.

Your brother, he is

the one behind all this.

It's his idea.

That's what we'll tell them.

But it wasn't his idea!

It was my idea this time!

It was my stupid bloody idea!

But I saw you try to save that guy.

Lindsay is the one

they're going to put away.

He never sees how much

I try, how much I put in.

Maybe... you can come over here

and I could help you to relax.

I'm sure that I could ease

some of that tension for you.

He doesn't have to find out.

Ya know, it's... just you and me.

What do you mean?

All that flirting in the truck.

You can't tell me there wasn't

something going on between us.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

Isn't there somewhere

that we can be alone?

Becs just doesn't have to find out.

No, no, no, no, no, this isn't right.

Come here, Reg

Come on.

Are you serious?

Of course I'm serious.

Okay.

Touch my cheek.

That's it.

Now, let down my hair.

Now kiss me.

Untie me, Reg

What's wrong?

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