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-Yes?

-Eh, Jorge. SoyTuto.

-OU tal? SUbid.

-Hey, Jorge, it's Tuto.

-How are you? Come on up.

Pinta lo que quieras. Es para un colega

que est de cumpleaos.

Paint what you like there.

lt's for a mate's birthday.

Sentaos, si queris.

Y cuidado que esto salpica.

Sit down. Be careful, this splashes.

Da igual. Esta ropa no la pondremos ms.

Don't worry.

l don't think we'll be wearing

these clothes again.

Where's she gone?

-Ana?

-You met each other today?

And Marta?

-What about Marta?

-Are you still with Marta?

Yes.

-Are you stupid?

-lt's a fling.

l don't care, you're my brother first.

Don't say anything because

l haven't mentioned Marta yet.

Careful, there's a fishbone.

Hope we won't have to go

to the hospital.

Un beso. Chao.

Kisses. Bye.

Sorry.

This must be delicious.

Pck up the phone, f*ggot,

pck t up!

-Yes?

-Very funny.

How nice.

Voy a hacer una prueba para una orquesta.

l'm having an audition

for an orchestra.

Una pfUeba pafa aU?

An audition for an orchestra?

What for?

Singing.

What?

l don't know

what's going to happen with this.

-Oue no s qu va a pasar con esto.

-COn eStO de aU?

-With what?

-With this house.

Con la casa.

ln what way? l don't understand you.

OU Va a paSaf de aU?

Es que note entiendo.

Voy a hacer una prueba para una orquesta.

l'm going to this audition,

if theytake me,

Si me cogen, no s cunto tiempo

voy a estar fuera.

l don't know how long l'll be away.

CMO aUe VaS a haCef Una pfUeba

para una orquesta?

How come you're going

to audition for a band?

No te enfades.

-Mar, don't get angry.

-Don't get angry?

OUe nO Me enfade?

Nonsense.

lt'sjust ajoke message.

Everyone's got them.

l don't think it's appropriate

for a teacher.

What?

l don't think your ring tone...

...is right.

For a teacher.

For a teacher?

lt's a friend of mine who recorded it.

l told Victor that

if l put that,

they'd fire me from work.

-Yes, l have to change it.

-You do indeed.

A m no me parece que est tan mal.

Es un trabajo como otro.

lt doesn't seem that bad to me,

it's ajob like any other.

No es un trabajo como otro.

A pap no le gustara.

No it isn't.

Dad wouldn't like it.

-A mam le encantaba bailar.

-Pero a pap no le hara gracia.

But mom loved to dance.

But dad wouldn't like it at all.

Pero pap no est.

But dad's not here.

What do you want exactly?

l want...

You want more salad?

Then l want

to add this to the salad.

Do you want me to go?

No, why?

Did l do something to you?

-You iust f***ed up the salad.

-You didn't want.

Yes, but you didn't have

to f*** it up.

-EStO eS pafa Un CUMpleaOS?

-S. Un colega que est de cumpleaos.

ls this for a birthday present?

For a mate. Lucas, maybe you know him.

Ouiz lo conozcas, Lucas...

Hello,

HOla? OUefa haCef Un pedidO a dOMiCiliO.

l'd like...

a home deliver, please.

-So, sport's verytough?

-Sport?

-Aren't you a PE teacher?

-Yes, sure.

lt's tough.

You're in great shape.

-Can l help you?

-No, leave it there.

Sorry if what l said

about the food upset you.

No.

lt was a disaster.

But you didn't make it, did you?

We both made it.

The truth is, l'm still a bit hungry.

Ok.

l don't want to be a nuisance,

Victor.

-No, ok.

-Come on. If l can't tell you.

-lt's alright.

-lf l can't tell you what l think.

Brothers. Always the same.

You don't have to be like that.

You don't have to be like that,

l don't get it.

Ok, sorry.

l don't see the f***ing joke.

-l don't know why l'm laughing.

-l don't see anything funny.

Sorry.

lt's the wine.

Yes, it must be the wine.

l get the giggles.

Have you choked on something?

Lift up your ears.

lt'll clear your throat.

ls this ajoke?

lf you lift up your ears

it opens your throat.

You're veryfunny.

lt may seem nonsense but it's true.

-lf you lift up your ears.

-l don't think it's that funny.

lt's the wine

which is making me laugh.

He has the same problem.

It makes him cough more.

My mother told me, ''lift up your ears

because it unblocks everything''.

ls there anything wrong?

No, damn it.

We don't need to argue now.

-Argue about what?

-Who got angry in the kitchen?

Well, angry. Let's forget it.

-Let's forget it now.

-Eh?

Now we're going to forget it?

Victor, always the same.

l got angry

because you were talking sh*t.

-You were talking sh*t, and you know.

-l was talking sh*t?

-l was talking sh*t?

-Yes, you were.

Can you give me a kiss?

Well, give me a cigarette.

Damn it, Sol.

-Yes?

-Why don't you want to kiss me?

lt's not that l don't wantto.

Would you find it that hard?

That's what l don't know.

l don't know how hard

it will be for me.

Well, then.

-Do you want a fruit salad?

-No. F***.

What's this all about?

Don't you want a fruit salad?

l've made it for you.

l'm not hungry.

-l'm not comfortable.

-Why?

Because l'm not.

l am.

-Have l missed something?

-No, nothing, it's private.

Don't cry.

What bothers you is the truth,

as always.

Come on, let's eat.

-What bothers me is your bullmng.

-l've been bullmng you?

Yes, and you've been picking

on Sergio.

What bothers you is that?

-Yes.

-Was he having a go at me?

That really bothers me,

cause you show no respect.

And haven't you been

disrespecul to me?

When?

With your f***ing attitude, this meal.

What f***ing attitude?

l made this meal specially for you.

What's your problem?

ls itthe cold food? The food's sh*t?

Tell me what the f***'s wrong.

Let's talk.

-You want to talk? Come.

-No. Let's talk here.

-No, iust you and me.

-lf you want, we can go.

Ok. Just you and me.

l've had enough of this sh*t.

-What's bothering you?

-And you?

-l'm not comfortable.

-Why?

What are you thinking about?

Maybe you're not wrong.

What?

l'm not wrong, l smell things.

What do you smell?

Tell me what you smell.

Show me the other room.

There is no other room.

There's only one room,

any problem?

l'm a hairdresser.

Sorry, l'm very nervous.

Any problem Juan?

There's only one room. Ok?

How can you do this?

What?

Are you going to stop loving me?

-How will you tell mom and dad?

-l don't have to tell them.

How can you think

you don't have to tell them?

lt's not that important,

why does it matter?

-l feel ashamed.

-Juan, don't.

And you should have told me.

-How have things changed?

-What's changed?

You're fooling me.

l'm not fooling you.

You don't fool your brother

or your parents.

This is how things are.

Are you going to stop loving me?

l'm telling this so you listen.

l feel lonely.

lt seems quite normal to me.

Maybe it seems strange to you,

or l seem strange, but...

if l'm alone all day,

then it's quite normal for me

to behave like this.

Because l'm bored.

That's it.

Sorry, Sol.

l didn't want you to feel bad.

l'm really sorry.

l thought you were making fun of me.

And we haven't seen each other

for so long.

Here, a present,

it's the latest in brooches.

ls it the crab of peace?

Poor things,

they were alive only a moment ago.

Like you.

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