2 Lava 2 Lantula! Page #5

Give me the keys.

I put 'em on the table.

What the--Why?

I didn't want

to lose 'em.

Okay, let's go,

but slowly.

Moving faster will

raise our body temps

too quickly.

And mine

rises much faster

than the rest of y'all's.

Okay, TJ and I

will go out there.

Brick,

stay with Daniella.

It's safer in here.

And then once we

reload the guns,

we'll come back

for you.

Nuh.

Let's go.

Come on.

Hey, yo, two words!

Don't die.

Come on.

Let's go.

Stay over there.

You gonna be good.

Ooh. Expensive.

All right.

Okay.

Button, button.

Who's got the button?

COMPUTER:
Too low.

No. No.

Yes. Yes.

Aha.

Just like I remember.

Well, fellas, I think

I'm gonna be pretty good

at this flying thing.

Hey! Hey!

You want my opinion

on that?

Okay?

Just a little bump

in the road, ladies.

Kyle, I'm gonna

need you to keep an eye

on Raya's coordinates.

You're gonna be

my G.P.S.

I'm gonna need you

to keep us in the air!

You're my pilot!

Piece of cake.

Okay.

Where they go?

Okay. Almost there.

Okay.

Get the door.

Shh!

I am shh!

TJ:
Go! Go!

Run!

Go, go, go!

Man, I hope they made it.

Brick, can you

please look at my burn?

I feel really weird,

like I'm gonna--

like I'm gonna hurl

or something.

Yo, I'm a mechanic.

I work on cars,

not spider burns.

Brick, please?

All right.

Eww.

Tsst!

What?

Nah, nothing.

Nothing. It looks good.

I don't know what it

was like before,

but you gonna be

all right.

It doesn't hurt

as bad as before.

I think the cold

is helping it.

Hoo.

Snap!

My--

No!

Get out of here.

Open the door! No.

Come on.

No!

Come on!

Hey!

Move!

What happened?

Move!

Raya, no.

Where's Daniella?

Raya. Raya.

She ain't gonna make it!

What? No!

Take her! Go!

Raya, no!

Raya, come on!

We can't leave her!

No! Come on!

We're right above her!

I'm gonna take her down.

She's moving faster!

That could

only mean--

She's in trouble.

Aw, man.

Are you sure you

can land this thing?

Never underestimate me,

Marty.

You know that.

Brick, my gun's jammed.

Brick,

save your ammo, man!

Brick!

There's way

too many of 'em.

They're too lava,

too lantula!

Get outta here.

Brick! No, man! No!

We have to go, TJ!

No.

Let's do this!

Man, I don't want

to die today.

We're not gonna die.

We just have to keep it

together.

Brick's gone, okay?

Brick's gone.

Listen to me.

Listen to me.

I lost

my best friend, too.

But we're gonna

get out of here, okay?

I promise.

Wait.

Okay.

Okay.

Go, go, go!

Go, go! Go, go, go!

Keep going! Keep going!

Don't wait for me!

Keep going.

Where's the gun?

It's still

in the kitchen

right now.

My God.

Damn it.

God.

Come on!

I'm coming.

Leave us alone.

Whoa.

No, no, no.

RAYA:
What are

we gonna do?

They're everywhere.

Whoa! Hey!

Colton!

Yes! Yeah!

Hey.

Wait. Wait.

Whoa, whoa.

Wait. Wait.

Raya! You got

a boyfriend.

Raya.

Colton!

Ho ho.

Thank goodness.

You're okay.

Daniella's dead.

Everyone's dead.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry, honey.

I promise you,

everything's

gonna be okay.

I didn't think

you'd come.

Well, if you would answer

your phone once in a while.

What do you mean,

I wouldn't come?

How could I not

come back for you?

You're my daughter.

It's gonna be okay.

That ain't true.

Ain't nothing

gonna be okay.

Who's he?

That's TJ.

Saved my life.

Yo, I'm a great fan,

man, a big fan.

Thanks for coming

for us, man.

I got a gun!

I made a gun,

and you inspired it.

It's in there. I'm gonna

go get it for you.

Okay, you can

thank us later.

Right now

we are not out

of the woods yet.

We've got to find her

and kill her.

Find who?

MARTY:
These are just babies.

The mama's

hiding somewhere.

When this happened

in Los Angeles,

the good

Dr. Von Struble gave us

a thermal image of the city.

We were able to find her.

I can do that.

Thermal, spectral,

infrared.

Last semester,

I did my thesis

on global drought

and raising

global temperatures.

We had access

to all the satellite

information.

Show us, honey.

Just follow me.

You got

a cool-ass daughter,

Mr. West.

Don't even think about it.

I--

I don't want it

crossing your mind.

How you know--

You got me?

Can--

Okay.

All right.

So we gotta get

that chopper operational.

Can you do it?

Come on, man. What happens

every time we split up?

Weird stuff happens.

Come on, Marty.

How 'bout we split up

temporarily?

I get the chopper,

and I'll meet you out front.

Great idea.

All right? Cool.

Go!

Sir. We think we've

located Colton West.

Well, get him on the line.

What did you do

to my set?

You wrecked my set!

Wait.

Did I hear you

correctly?

Did you find

that S.O.B.?

Did you find them?

Are they okay?

Will you get these morons

out of my office?

Yes, sir.

Wait! Th-This is crazy!

You can't take me off

my own movie set, General!

It is Colonel, and this is

now a military operation.

I can do whatever

the hell I want to do.

Now, Private, please get

these people out of my face!

Don't you touch me!

I'm gonna go

under my own accord.

Humph!

Don't let me die

on "Clown Cops"!

This can't be

my last movie.

We're so overbudget.

Something like this?

Exactly like that.

Now zoom in on Miami.

Brilliant.

And you thought I was

only partying, Colt.

When did I say that?

I never said that.

I never said you were

only partying.

So that's it?

You think that's

the mamalantula?

That is one

massive heat signature

under Miami.

Whatever it is,

it is huge.

What,

the mamalantula?

No, no, no, no.

That's much, much bigger.

That's no mamalantula.

That's a freaking

gargantulantula.

TJ:
Mamalantulantula.

What?

The--The mama tarantula?

No. Gargantulantula.

Gorgantulantula?

What? Is it--

Gor--The gorgantula? No.

Yes--No,

it's a gargantulantula.

It's a gor--

Mormalantula?

With an "O"?

No, with a G-A-R, gar.

Gargan--Gargantu--

Gargar...

Gargantula.

Gargan--

What's the last part?

Say it slow. Just say--

Gargan...

It's very, very bad.

It's very bad.

That's the government.

How do you know that?

'Cause it's ringing

really weird.

Hello.

Colton West?

Speaking.

Yeah, this is,

Colonel Nathan R. Jester.

You are familiar

with the situation

down in Florida?

Yeah, slightly.

Yeah, well,

you are the only one

that has successfully

dealt with these things...

I'm sorry.

and, I need your help,

and I need your team.

Great.

Then come pick us up.

No can do.

You're located

in a hot zone.

Yeah, in a hot zone.

Believe me, I been

through this before.

- I know you have.

- I know you have.

Well, I got an idea.

If you listen to me, I--

No, you listen to me,

General.

It's Colonel.

Colonel,

you listen to me.

You position

your satellites

for a thermal image

of Miami stat.

You found her.

I found something,

'cause this one

makes the one in L.A.

look like a flea.

Heh. So we find her,

we root her out,

and we blow her up.

I'm no expert,

but the heat signature

on this one

is like something

I've never seen before.

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