A Bad Idea Gone Wrong Page #4
point is,
it's a small world, that's all
I'm sayin'.
Hey, the system's workin'
well, though, isn't it?
I haven't, I wouldn't even know
that yeh!
- You guys ok in there?
- Marlon, Marlon!
- Stay there!
- Don't hurt him!
- You f***ers are letting me go!
- Ok, yes, just stay calm!
- I am calm, I will calmly
choke your friend to death!
- No, no, no, don't,
don't, don't, look, look!
He's fading, he's just, just let
us out,
and we'll go away, it'll be
like this never happened!
- Ok, all right, just let me go!
- Ok, yes, just let us out!
- Ok!
Wait, what, let you out?
What are you talking about?
The alarm, just let us out
and we'll be f***in' gone!
- The alarm's off!
- No, we armed it,
it was an accident,
so just type in the
code, and we'll be gone
and that's that, I swear!
- I saw, I saw clouds,
people made of clouds,
and they were goin'...
- it's ok, it's ok,
you're all right.
You're all right, we're
gettin' out of here.
- You armed it?
- I was establishing a pattern.
What's wrong?
- I don't know the code.
- Why not?
- I'm not the house sitter.
- Why would a pet need a taxi?
- It's a thing, ok?
People wanna get their
dogs to the groomers
or off to the kennel before they
go away.
- One-percenters, man.
- Yeah, they will throw
down for their pets.
It's crazy, I don't mean
that like a figure of speech,
I mean like!
I've seen a dog with a
collar that cost 500 bucks.
Can you believe that sh*t?
500 American for a dog collar!
- So you pick up the dog
and take it to the kennel,
why would they give you a key?
- They didn't.
- Hide-a-rock?
- What?
- How did you get in?
- I picked the lock.
You ok?
- Sorry, it's just, that's
really cool.
What's your deal?
- She has a dog?
I always wanted a dog,
but she wouldn't let us.
Now, f***ing dog?
- Wait, do you guys know
these people?
- His ex-fiancee.
- Shut up! That is crazier
than a $500 dog collar!
- No, it's not, I'm just here
to get back my engagement ring.
- Wait, she kept the ring?
What a c*nt!
- Hey, whoa, no,
she is not a c*nt!
- Are you sure about that,
because that's a straight-up
c*nt move.
- Yes, I'm sure.
Pretty sure.
- Wait, so don't take this the
wrong way,
But I'm not really getting a master
cat burglar vibe from you guys.
- You don't know us!
- I know that you turned on
the security system somehow.
- I was establishing a pattern.
How did you know it wasn't
armed in the first place, huh?
Did you just waltz in, pick
the lock, that's reckless!
- Because I saw them not arm it!
I came to pick up the dog,
they were hustling about,
he was like, "uh, do you need
to put anything in the spot?"
And she was like, "um, my
laptop," and then he was like,
"uh, it's already in
there," and then they left,
locked the door, no alarm,
it's somethin' I look for.
- Something you look for?
- Yeah.
- Why?
- So I don't get arrested.
- Wait, this is, like, a thing
you do?
- Yeah, I mean, they're gone.
My apartment's a dump, and
they've got laundry and HBO.
It's like a f***ing
resort in these places!
Relaxing.
Until now.
Now, it's all stressful.
Now I need a drink.
- Where are you going?
- Wine! Wait, uh, we need
to figure out
How we're going to
get out of here.
Ok, they're not gonna be
home for a couple of days.
I believe I have time for a
glass of wine.
- In the old days,
that alarm code
would've been our anniversary.
- You guys had an alarm
in that shitty apartment?
- God, no, but she used our
anniversary for everything.
It was her pin number,
her bank password.
If we hadn't broken up, I
could've gotten us out of here.
- If you hadn't broken
up, we wouldn't be here.
- Even better.
It's like she's still
finding new ways to hurt me.
- What are you looking for?
- The dusty ones, they've been
keeping those the longest,
so that means they're good.
Then you just pack
out the bottle,
they assume that they drank it
and forgot.
I mean, that's the
beauty of booze.
It makes things fuzzy.
What'd you get?
- Zinfandel.
- Ah, Primativo, that's its
other name.
You learn.
- Sangee-oh-vice.
- Sangiovese, blood of Jove,
it's the only grape named after
a god.
- That's good.
- Come on, let us go be gods!
- Hmm!
collection plate at church.
- I told a guy that
I was pregnant
and let him believe
it for three days.
- I kissed my step-mom.
She was asleep.
- Did she wake up?
- Yeah.
- Ok, you win.
- Do I, though?
- No.
Hey-hey-hey!
Mm, mm, this is tasty?
- Which?
- Uh, Le poof Le puff,
the, uh French.
Oh, uh, sorry, what's your name?
- Marlon. Marlon, it's the other one.
Wait, Marlon?
- Yeah.
- Like the fish?
- No, like Marlon Brando.
- Oh, it's funny, I never
think of the fish with him.
I guess because it's never just
Marlon, it's Marlon Brando.
What's your last name?
- It's, uh...
- don't tell her your last name,
you shouldn't have told
her your first name!
- I told you mine.
- Did you?
- Yes, it's Darcy.
- Is it?
- The f***, dude, yes!
- 'Cause you're a liar,
because you break into
people's houses.
That's not trustworthy behavior.
- You guys broke in.
- No, we used the key.
- You're robbing the place.
- Not yet, we haven't taken
anything yet.
- Clearly, you intend to,
you're gonna take that lamp.
You've been carrying it around
with you from room to room.
It's as good as gone!
- No, we're not taking it.
keep him from taking it,
so that just goes to show what
you know.
- Did you know Niagara Falls is
actually
three separate falls,
bridal veil...
- stop it, Jesus!
You lug around all this
useless trivia, and for what?
- Hold on, at least I
know real stuff!
You're the world's
leading expert in a woman
that doesn't even
love you anymore!
So, when are you gonna
put that to good use?
- When we're back together.
- It's a, it's a cool lamp,
though.
- Yeah, have you ever been?
- Niagara Falls?
- It's a lot of water, an
impossible amount of water.
It's inevitable.
It just keeps coming and coming,
and the noise, it's,
you don't even hear it.
It's not like something
else anymore,
it's just,
it's the only thing there is.
It's terrifying.
And then someone holds your hand
and her skin
and the air,
and this noise.
It's everything, you know,
everything.
You've got it all in your hand.
It's the happiest we ever were,
and she's kept me here with her,
you see?
So I'm staying.
The lamp stays.
I'm going to look for that key.
- So, uh, your folks, Marlon
Brando fans?
- Marlon Jackson,
the Jackson 5.
- That's, uh, not,
Michael, Jermaine, Tito, Jackie.
Michael, Jermaine, Tito, Jackie.
- Marlon.
- Marlon.
You should never tell
anybody that ever again.
- Oh, I was just trying it on.
- What?
- It's nice, I was just.
- Is it Jessica's?
I don't care,
you should take it.
Looks nice on you.
- Did you find anything?
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