A Haunted House 2 Page #3
Now she's blowin' up my cell phone?
Look at that.
Straight up stalker! She's crazy!
Listen, it's time to turn
my camera game up a level.
I'm talkin' bathrooms,
countertops, computers...
stuffed animals, mouths and asses!
It's goin' down
everywhere! I'm live.
Kitchen? Oh, yeah, I see you.
Perfect. Yeah, and
I got the ass, too.
All inconspicuous.
Told you, cameras everywhere.
Hey, Becky, wanna
play Hide and Clap?
F*** off!
That's, "No, thank you."
Let's do this. Ah,
lady's blindfold.
You got this out your
momma's room, right?
Oh, boy.
Things me and your
momma do with this!
Sometimes she tie my
hands and ip me over...
and toss that... salad.
- Tony likes salad.
- Anyway.
I'll put this on. Let's do it!
One, two, three. First clap!
Come on. Come on. Gimme a clap.
Yeah, I'm gettin' close.
You smell like kids, like
worms, coins and doo-doo. Like...
Sh*t!
Can we just play Tag next
time? I just wanna play Tag.
Wyatt? Wyatt?
Where you at, you little sh*t?
Third clap.
I got you, Wyatt.
I win! You took your blindfold off.
You're right, Tony.
Malcolm is an idiot.
Take your camera, loser.
Yeah, I wanna learn
how to start a fire.
What the... hell was that?
I coulda swore...
Sh*t!
F***ed you up!
F***, are you crazy!
Who the f*** are you!
- Malcolm! Oh my God!
- Baby?
You can't be jumpin' out
on brothers like that.
You'll get knocked the
f*** out every time.
- It was supposed to be a joke!
- You okay?
'Cause I f***ed you up!
Like, I hit you with the
force, like with the follow-up.
I wanna ask they
replay that sh*t. Damn!
'Cause you got
froze. You went, "Oh!"
"Please help me."
God, I hope this works.
What is that thing?
That is not human.
That was weird.
Damn.
- I caught yo' ass!
- No, you didn't.
Bullshit!
Becky...
It's your box.
What?
I want you to touch me.
Okay.
Not that box.
You know I love you
and those kids, right?
I'm gonna do everything in my
power to keep you guys protected.
Yeah.
- What was that?
- What?
- That!
- The wind?
Nigga, the windows
are closed! Okay?
I'm tellin' you, that was
either a ghost or a demon.
Or maybe it was a demon
pregnant with a ghost.
Oh, this is cute!
I'm gonna so wear this,
all day, every day.
What if it's a burglar?
Why the f*** are you
excited? It's a burglar!
Either way it goes,
it's some scary sh*t!
Okay, not all burglars are scary.
- It is a burglar or a ghost!
- If you talk to him, he'll leave.
- You shoot it in the face!
- You've talked to him already.
If the motherf***er's
foot do this...
- ...you shoot him in the face again!
- That is way too harsh.
What're you gonna do?
- I'll handle it.
- What're you gonna do?
Shoot him.
You are not allowed to shoot
anyone in the face, mister!
Becky?
What in the...? Becky! Oh, God!
Becky! Becky!
Becky! Oh, my God!
- Get me somethin', Megan! Becky!
- Here's the y swatter!
That's just gross. That
f***in' sound, it bothers me.
- Use this!
- Gimme!
- Here's what I got!
- Gimme!
Get that thing outta
here! I got an idea!
Come on! B*tch, why
ain't you movin'?
F***!
See, now this is a good idea.
A'right. G'night, Becky.
Night, sweetheart.
- Hey, buddy, what you doin'?
- Havin' a tea party.
somethin' a little more masculine?
- Like play some football?
- No, not really.
Don't sit there!
That's Tony's seat!
Oh, sorry.
My bad, Tony.
Tony says, "No problem,
bee-yotch." Want some tea?
Yeah.... sure.
You know, Wyatt, about
I don't think he's such
a good Influence on you...
know what I mean?
- What the...? That's straight vodka!
- Tony calls it tea.
He drinks a lot of tea.
I really think you guys
need to stop this friendship.
He doesn't think
that's such a good idea.
You know what, you tell Tony...
that I said you and him ain't
gonna be friends no more...
and that's final!
On second thought, you and Tony
have a beautiful friendship.
Okay, I'll be downstairs
doin' somethin'...
With less f***in' chairs.
This isn't good.
It's happening again.
It's really f***in' happening.
What the f***?
Who is it?
Hello?
That's a spooky knock.
Oh, you better run!
Knock on my door, come
out there and slap you...
What the f***!
I got a knife!
"Miss Me?" Abigail!
Aw, hell no! Look, we gotta talk.
This is a mistake, okay?
This sh*t gotta stop.
It's gone too far.
You see this? "Miss me"?
In the house with Megan,
are you f***in' crazy?
I take full responsibility,
all right? This is my bad.
I don't mean to sound
clichd. It's not you, it's me.
Don't play f***in' innocent
with me, you knew I had a girl!
I'm just bein' selfish right now.
I would love to have
you and Megan and...
be honest with you,
my stuffed animals.
I'd like to bring them in the mix.
I'm tryin' to make this work.
You're just not makin' it easy.
I swear to... F***!
You see what you made me
do? Only you do this to me!
F***in' crazy!
Oh, you lucky my momma
told me, don't hit b*tches!
Enough.
F***, you scare...
I didn't touch you!
I didn't touch you!
You get outta my life, I'll
get outta yours. I'm done.
Make no mistake...
after this, it's over.
You ready to go again? Yeah.
- Hello, Malcolm?
- Professor Wilde. How you doin'?
Malcolm, I'm glad you reached out.
What exactly am I
dealing with here?
Well, the being you
described to me is a demon!
F***, I knew it!
A rare and obscure one
from Babylonian times...
named Ahghoul. And
he's a trickster!
And chances are this is not your
first encounter with this demon.
Have you had paranormal
experiences in your past?
Actually, yeah. About a year ago.
This is way worse
than I had thought...
- Oh, sh*t!
- F***!
Nigga, I thought
somebody was shootin'!
Thai food!
It's spicy going in, but
it's twice as spicy going out!
That's scientifically impossible!
I smell you in here!
What in the hell!
Excuse me.
- I hire based on skill level.
- Are those titties?
Ladies, remember, we're
making meth, not baby aspirin.
All the stories revolve
around Ahghoul's attempts...
to trick people into
bringing him into our world...
and it can come in the
form of a possession...
a spirit that only
a child can see...
or an ancient object that
lures in the impressionable.
So what you're saying is something
is coming after me and my family.
Malcolm, that's
exactly what I'm saying.
Damn it, Jessica, you've got
your tit in the pseudophedrine!
Sorry, Malcolm. I
wish you good luck.
Gotta get my "Breaking Bad" on.
Tonight you drown.
Not again.
Sink. Sink. Sink.
Ruined a perfectly
good leather jacket!
That's it. Now we drown. Drown!
Drown!
Prepare to meet Hell.
God, that hurl!
My balls. This isn't over!
Is Ahghoul the same demon
that possessed Kisha?
When are the
Republicans gonna slip...
and call Obama the N-word?
When are they gonna stop
makin' scary movies...
without the Wayans?
They f***in' suck!
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