A Haunted House 2 Page #4
What the hell?
Steroids, b*tch!
You messed with the
wrong nigga today!
Baby, put it down!
What are you doing?
I come in the hallway,
f***in' creepy box...
with somethin' weird
f***in' alive in it!
And I knew that it
was death in the box!
So I killed it!
- Baby, it was a gift!
- But it ain't Christmas.
- Baby, no.
- Kwanzaa?
You were so upset when
Shiloh Junior died...
that the kids and I
thought we would get you...
- Don't look. Don't look.
- Oh, my God!
Wyatt, go to your room!
I killed a baby.
Oh God, I think
it's still breathing.
- You're so f***ing crazy.
- He's still breathing.
I gotta take him out of
misery. I gotta kill him!
Becky?
A'right, let's see
what's in this box now.
God! Wow! That stinks!
- What the hell are you doing?
- Nothing. Just...
You know your pillows
have blue faces on 'em?
- Stay away from my box!
- Calm down!
- Would you calm down?
- I don't wanna calm down.
I want you to stay
away from my box!
Do you have to say "box" so loud?
What is going on in here?
Nothing. We just
playin'. Dolls 'n stuff.
Malcolm came into my
room and touched my box.
- Malcolm, is this true?
- Yes, but only for like two seconds.
It was stinking!
Like, it was rancid!
Here, smell this. I don't
know how she play with that!
He had two fingers in
my tight little box, Mom.
Stop lyin'.
Baby, there's nothin'
tight about her box.
It's f***in' huge! I could
put my whole fist in it.
Like, I almost was up to here
for a second. It's crazy big.
You said, "No means no!"
And that is exactly
what I said. I said "No!"
- I did.
- Time the f*** out.
She's trying to Dateline
Special the nigga!
Where's Chris Hansen? Chris! Chris!
Chris, come on, I know
you around here somewhere!
I know he's in here somewhere.
You tryin' to set a nigga up!
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Right now.
There's something really
strange goin' on in this house.
Wyatt? Wyatt, see,
Wyatt used to be my boy.
Like that was my lil' nigga,
like we was like boom-boom!
When my dog died, that
lil' nigga helped me dah!
But lately, he hasn't
even talked to me!
Like, he won't even play with me!
His little imaginary friend,
Tony? I don't think he's really...
- You're crazy, Tony.
- Imagine that.
Did you see that sh*t?
Look! You missed it!
Okay, look, forget him. Becky.
There's something in that
old box she carries around...
that's making her go crazy!
She sleeps with it,
she eats with it...
she even goes to
the bathroom with it!
Who takes a sh*t with
a box in their hand?
It's f***in' weird!
And by "weird' you mean
I'm a terrible mother.
What? No. Wait.
Where did you go? Hold
on a minute. Hold on.
If you were just a
little less judgmental...
she wouldn't feel like she
needs to carry her pain...
- around in a "box"!
- This is not about me!
It is always about you, Malcolm!
"You're too fat, you're
a terrible parent...
you like black guys 'cause
they have bigger c*cks!"
That sounds like
you! Do you see this?
That's not f***in' normal!
Okay, she is just
trying to get attention!
When she was a baby,
she would cry and cry...
and cry all damn day in her crib...
until finally she realized
I wasn't gonna come...
and pick her up!
If you were a parent
you'd know it's called...
the "cry it out method", Malcolm!
Just pick the little b*tch up!
She needs to learn somethin', too.
See what I'm saying?
- That is called parenting.
- Wow! Mother of the Year.
Thank you.
Bro, somebody f***ed your car up!
You wouldn't know anybody...
- ...with a auto body shop?
- Are you serious?
Why, contrary to popular belief...
all Mexicans don't have body shops.
What, you think we
all have low riders...
with a bunch of
primer all over it...
with a frickin' Mexican horn?
You think I have like six kids
and all my relatives livin' there?
Probably chase Chihuahuas
and make burritos...
is that what you think?
- Look at the neighborhood, man!
- I didn't think any of that!
- I just want my f***in' car fixed!
- I'm just f***in' with you, bro!
You're so easy, man. Oh, sh*t.
I got a cousin, his
name is Chucho...
he can hook all that
sh*t up, all right?
Stop f***in' with
the crazy b*tches.
I gotta go, I got the
family waiting. All right?
Be good, man!
Where did she go?
- Take it easy, vato!
- Where you goin'?
Goin' to the swap meet.
We're gonna get some Chihuahuas.
Now that's racist!
So I moved into the house across
the street and I just love it.
The streets are so quiet.
It's perfect for a haunting.
You know, I never got your name.
Kisha? What in the f***!
- You two know each other?
- Oh! Well, yeah.
You know the boyfriend that
I told you abandoned me...
and left me in a ditch to die?
That's him.
- Awkward!
- Yeah!
I think I'll let
you two have at it.
And thank you so much,
Megan, for the coffee, really.
And, Malcolm, it
was great seeing you.
See you around, Malcolm.
Really?
How come you never
told me about her?
Well, it was just a time in my
life I just wanted to forget.
You need to star': remembering.
She was f***ing beautiful!
- She was a'ight.
- "A'ight"?
- I mean, she got nice legs.
- Legs.
- Little ass, but...
- Ass. How 'bout all this?
It's fuckable. Okay? But
that's the... all this...
She's crazy!
She was crazy, baby,
like she was possessed!
- You mean she was possessive.
- No, the b*tch was possessed.
- What?
- Yes!
First of all, she
was verbally abusive.
Hey, baby, what's for dinner?
Eat your mothers
p*ssy you f***ing f***!
It was like she gave up.
Eventually I was able to
drag her to couples' therapy.
Dr. Rousch, me and my girlfriend,
we're kinda goin' through...
a little rough patch.
I mean, she won't
communicate with me.
No matter what I do,
she just sits there.
Okay, and she'll
growl a little bit.
Yes, I can hear that.
And the smallest
things just set her off.
Like crucifixes, or questions.
Is that right, Kisha?
You got a prescription
for "crazy b*tch"?
Oh, Malcolm, I'm so sorry.
- It sounds horrible.
- Well, wasn't all bad.
- Wait, I'm come.
- Shut up, you little b*tch!
I think you just
knocked out a tooth!
Whose ass is this,
huh? Whose ass is this?
The Devil's!
See, now you just made it weird.
Look at me, goddamnit!
Oh, my God, that was awesome!
Oh baby, you're
makin' my toes do this.
You're makin' my toes do this.
Really, Malcolm?
You know what they say
about the crazy ones.
What? Too soon?
There's somethin'
goin' on with this box.
I'm gonna get to
the bottom of this.
What the heck is this
little pervert doin'?
Oh, dude, that is just weird!
Oh, really?
What kind of sweet
tooth fairy is this?
- This nigga need a daddy.
- "Dear Diary.
I lost my virginity to Joey today.
Actually, that's not totally true.
I mean, I've only
had sex with seven...
teen guys...
but only in the butt,
so it doesn't count."
"I mean, I've sucked
a lot of d*cks, Diary.
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