Abbott and Costello in the Foreign Legion Page #4
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- 1950
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Oh, the three of us are
going? No, just you two.
Us? Oui. Yes, the three of us...
Make up your mind! Are you
goin' or aren't you goin'?
Get out! Get out of here!
Take them out of here.
Get up.
Just so you won't forget the
address, I'm writing it on the pass.
282 Rue Lafayette.
That was 82.
282. The commandant says 82.
Attention!
Hi-hi! Hi-hi!
Here it is, 282.
I don't like the looks
of this thing.
You shoot up the post,
and they give us a pass.
Why?
I don't know.
Ah, there's something wrong.
We'd better case this place. Bud?
What? There's something I wanna tell you.
What's that? Hey, no... I'm goin' home.
Come on.
No, you don't.
Come on, come on.
Shut up.
It is five past 8:00. We will not be
able to dispose of the Americans...
if they do not appear.
I've thought of that.
If they are not here
by 10 past 8:
00,I have ordered the military police
to classify them as deserters...
and shoot them on sight.
Deserters!
That means us.
Oui?
Oui... Ah, come on.
Lou, we're in trouble.
Where do we go from here?
Let's go to the dock, get
a boat and go home. Come on.
Whoo!
Shh!
Hey, they're M.P.'s
and they're looking for us.
And if they find us, they'll
shoot us on sight as deserters.
We can't make a move
unless the coast is clear.
You stay right here.
Don't move. Okay, I won't.
We're being followed. I spotted
one of'em. I saw one too.
That's two of'em. I'm gonna
find out how many there are.
I just saw one. I saw
one too. We're surrounded.
We're not gonna get nabbed
without putting up a fight. No.
Wait right here.
Oh, it's you.
Shhh, quiet! Shut up!
Here, hold this. I'm goin' around
this building and flush 'em out.
If I happen to chase one of'em
around this way, bang him!
I'll let 'im have it.
Right over the head.
Hit him, Lou!
Hit him! Hit him, Lou!
Hit him!
Why didn't you hit the guy
I chased? I was too busy.
Somebody was chasin' me. Now you
listen to me. You stay right here!
I'm gonna backtrack,
and I'll get 'em.
And don't forget to use
that club, do you hear? Okay.
Stay right there. Backtrack.
I'll backtrack too.
Wh-What's the matter?
One of'em got me. That's
okay. I got one of them.
Hey, we're gonna fool 'em.
You go ahead as a decoy. Hmm.
When they sneak up behind you,
And... clunk! Simple?
I'd have to be to do that.
Go ahead, go ahead. Okay.
Hey, Lou!
Hey, Lou!
Lou.! Lou.!
Oh, hey, Lou! Boy, did I get
'im! He tapped me on the shoulder,
and just as I-I...
Hey, Lou, wait a minute.
Was it you I bopped? Yeah.
Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Lou.
I didn't mean it, Lou.
No? Oh, you know I wouldn't do that to you.
Here, take my club and hit me right on
the head with it. Go on. I don't want to.
Go on, Lou. Take my club and
hit me on the head with it!
I don't wanna use your club. Why not?
I wanna use my own.
I, I...
Come on.
Why...
Ah, what's the use?
Come on.
Whee!
Oh, no! Not again?
Help! I've been looking all over for you.
I'm sorry, lady, we can't waste
our time with you. We're deserters.
You can't. I need you. I am
Nicole Dupre, French Intelligence.
I arranged for your pass tonight. You?
Oui. Oh, then you had somebody help you.
No, I arranged it. That's
what I said. You did it.
Oui. Yes, you had somebody help you.
No, oui. O-U-I
means "yes. "
What does I-O-U mean,
"no"? Oh, shut up!
Shh, shh, careful.
Why didn't you obey orders
and come to 82 Rue Lafayette?
Eighty-two? Sergeant Axmann
told us to go to 282.
Axmann!
Yes, Axmann.
We saw him in a room
with five Arab hoodlums.
Sheik Hamud's men.
Axmann!
II est le traitre.
But I cannot take your word
for it. I must have evidence.
If you will help me find it, I will
see that you get out of the Legion.
It's a deal.
Hurry then.
Search his quarters before
Axmann returns to the post. Oui.
That means the two of
us, we. Come on, come on.
Come on.
Shh, come on. Don't
make no noise. All right.
Good. The shutters are closed. Shh.
Wait till I find the light switch. Hey!
I feel a damp opening in the wall.
You got your hand in my mouth.
Get out of my way!
Here, wait a minute,
I've got it.
You get the bed; I'll
get the dresser. Okay.
Shh, don't make no noise.
Good night.
Good ni...
What are you doing? You
told me to get the bed.
When I say get the bed,
I don't mean get the bed.
What do you mean?
I mean get the bed.
When I say you're insane, I
don't mean you're insane. No?
You're cuckoo. Look, I'll take
the bed. You take the bureau.
Are you positive? You want me to take
the bureau? Positive. Take the bureau.
"Take the bureau. " "Take
the bureau. " Hurry up.
Wait a minute! Shh!
What are you doing? You told me
deliberately to take the bureau.
I don't mean take
the bureau. Search it!
Search it. Shh.
Search it.
Shut up.
Okay.
Hey, Bud, what
are we looking for?
Something to tie up Axmann
with the Arabs.
And if we find it,
we've got him trapped.
Trapped? Trapped? Trapped! Yes, trapped.
What's the matter? Oh, can't
you keep out of trouble?
Now listen, I...
What's wrong now?
Will you keep on searching!
And keep out of trouble!
Hey, I think
I've found something!
How do you know? This paper
with the Arabic writing on it.
What more evidence do we need? None at all.
Let's get outta here. Wait
a minute. Wait a minute.
Ohh!
Hey, Bud... Quiet. I've
gotta decipher this thing.
Oh, I'd like to see the
expression on Axmann's face...
when he finds out this
is gone. You can. You can.
Ifhe knew we had this,
he'd kill both of us.
Don't give him any ideas. Then all we
have to do is turn it over to the girl.
This is our ticket
out of the Legion.
Then we walk up to Axmann and snap
our fingers in his face just like that.
Who told you
to search my quarters?
Who is this girl?
Answer me! Answer me!
Attention!
Sergeant, we just received
a radio message.
Fort Apar is being
besieged by Arabs.
Reinforcements will leave
immediately under Captain Cheval.
Assemble your patrol.
Yes, sir.
At ease. Thank you. Get up!
I beg your pardon, sir. We have
important information for the commandant.
Yes, sir. Information that will
put someone behind the firin' lines.
What is it? Take a gander at this, please.
"Three shirts,
two drawers, four socks. "
This is an Arab
laundry ticket, idiots!
About face!
You two get your equipment.
You're marching with the patrol.
This order into the desert
is most convenient.
Do you mind if I say one word? Help! No.
2,212...
2,213...
2,214... I don't get it.
They march us all day,
and at night we've got to guard the supplies
and take care of those smelly camels.
2,449... I got hip to this
army life back in 1945.
Forty-five, 46, 1947, 1948,
1949... My father, he
was hip to it in 1917.
917, 1918, 1920... My uncle.
1921... There's a guy that
was contented. He was happy.
He was a roughrider
in '98.
Ninety-eight, 99, 100.
My grandfather, huh!
He was a drummer boy in '61.
Sixty-one, 62, 63, 64...
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