About Last Night Page #8

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Happy Thanksgiving.

Sorry, baby.

Bring it over here.

Debbie, Danny, this is what

you have to look forward to.

- Joan, no, no, don't. Joan, no!

- I am leaving!

- I'm leaving!

- No, I am leaving!

Stop!

- You have a date here, Bernie!

- Kiss my ass!

- Leave me alone.

- Joan, don't go.

Tracy, can't you see I'm trying to storm

out in dramatic fashion? Will you come on?

Get your coat. Joan, I'm leaving!

You ain't gonna leave

before I f***ing leave!

- No, no, no!

- Yes, yes, yes!

- I am leaving!

- Get off the door!

- Get off the door, Joan!

- Not your door! I open my own door!

You don't even know how

to open a f***ing door!

- Don't you close it on me!

- I don't want you going... You get away!

- F*** you, Joan!

- F*** you, Bernie!

- F*** you!

- F*** you!

- F*** you!

- F*** you back!

Fine! Go! Go!

- Tracy, will you please?

- Shut up!

- You shut up!

- Shut up!

Hey, Danny. This was a great

time, man. Thanks. All right?

Save me a plate!

Holy sh*t.

That's not good.

Frosting, anyone?

Hey.

What happened?

I had this horrible nightmare that we

had friends over for Thanksgiving.

Yeah. It was a nightmare.

But you weren't dreaming.

Where are you going?

I gotta run out.

Oh, my God! Hi, puppy!

Danny. you got him!

- Yeah.

- Hi!

Hug Mommy! Hug me.

Baby.

He needs a good home,

and we have that now.

Yes, we do.

Yeah. Thanks to you.

Hi!

He's just like a little baby.

Yeah. He's awesome.

Why don't you just pick

the damn dog up, Danny?

I can't. He's gotta

learn how to walk.

Just tell him to sit so you

can at least look better.

You look stupid right now.

Pacino.

Thanks for your time.

You have my rsum.

You're doing good. Come here.

- Good luck out there.

- Yeah.

- What do you think?

- Oh, my God.

What a surprise. Hello,

beautiful. Come here.

He's adorable.

- What's his name?

- His name's Pacino. Pacino, this is Casey.

Hey, you talking to me?

You talking to me?

That's De Niro.

I'm De Niro talking to Pacino.

- Come on.

- Right.

Yeah. Casey, listen,

I could use a favour.

Name it.

Hey. How was your first

night bartending?

It's fine. Fine. I thought

you'd be sleeping.

Yeah, my flight's at 7:00. I figured

I'd stay up, sleep on the plane.

I wanted to see you.

Yeah.

You're only going to

Chicago for two days.

I think we can go two days

without seeing each other.

Yeah, but it's your first night.

You know what, Debbie?

It's just an in-between thing

until I find a better job, okay?

You don't need to make

a big deal out of it.

Okay.

What are we fighting about now?

I don't know. You tell me,

you're picking one.

No, no, no, no, no!

Bad dog!

Damn it! My best shoe.

Why are you packing those anyway?

Are you trying to look nice for Steven?

You don't need to throw that in my face

just to make yourself feel better.

All I wanted to do was come home,

watch Sports Center, drink a

beer and go the f*** to sleep.

So what, are you storming out now?

I'm going to Joan's!

I'll see you when I get back.

Why do you get to be

the one to walk out?

Because this is your

apartment, moron.

Did Mommy just call me a moron?

I don't know what to do.

Should I call him?

I don't wanna leave

angry, but I am angry.

And if I pretend like I'm

not, just so we get better,

this entire thing is gonna

start all over again.

Am I boring you?

It is 5:
30 in the morning.

Only Starbucks employees and

babies are up at this hour.

I am exhausted and, yes, you

are boring the sh*t out of me.

Just really want this to work,

and I feel like he's giving up!

Which only makes me work harder,

and then I become the b*tch.

Who's texting you at this hour?

No, you don't want

to know. It's fine.

What should I do about Danny?

Why do you want my

advice all of a sudden?

You moved in with him, despite all

of my excellent advice not to.

You have my permission to move

out if that's what you want.

- Is somebody here?

- It's my new roommate.

- Is it a guy?

- Basically.

Basically?

After you abandoned me,

I had to replace you.

'Sup.

Hi.

That b*tch just took

my last soy milk.

I hope she remembered to

lift the toilet seat.

Please come back, Deb.

Please.

So, whether in L.A.

or here in Chicago,

with Near Field Communication, you

can take the music from your phone

and, just like that, little

tap, right in your ear.

And just like that

from your phone to your speaker.

Three Olives on the rocks.

Hi.

Alison.

I just got back from Paris.

I was hoping I'd run into you.

Just not behind the bar.

What happened? I hope this

has nothing to do with me.

- You are the cause of all things.

- I know.

We can be friends,

though, can't we?

I could really use a friend

right now and a drink.

Put your money away.

You look great.

So, how have you been?

Living the dream.

Well, I can tell by your cold

and distant demeanour,

- you must be seeing someone.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- Debbie.

- Debbie.

That's cute. It's so high school.

Are you guys going steady?

I got other customers, Alison.

I'll be right here.

Thanks for the drink.

Is your suite on this floor?

No.

Stop.

- He won't know.

- But I would.

You're acting like you have

a ring on your finger.

I don't need a ring on my finger.

Look at me. Don't I look different?

I'm crazy about this guy. I live

with him. We have a life together.

Does he love you?

If he doesn't, he's an idiot.

Hey.

You talking to me?

I forgot what a nice

guy you can be.

Yeah, I hate that about me.

- Good night.

- Night.

I don't know where she lives now. She

won't tell me. Should I put her in a cab?

- You can't put her in a cab like that.

- Right. Okay, so what should I do?

Put her on a train.

Kidding.

We can't leave her here like that.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, I got you.

I love it when you take

such good care of me.

- That's what I do.

- This reminds me of the old times.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Okay. Do me a favour.

Just sit right here.

Yes, I will sit.

That's how you want me?

- Don't start.

- You want it on the chair?

You want us sitting?

Okay. Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Damn.

Okay, all right. Yeah.

- I'm gonna go away right quick, okay?

- Okay.

- That's great, you just hold onto that.

- All right.

- Be right back. Stay right there.

- I'll be right here.

You have a puppy?

Hi, puppy. So cute.

Pacino.

Sorry about that.

Here's some water.

- Water?

- Drink that. L.A. tap.

Pacino, come here. Good boy.

- I'll be right back.

- Be right here.

It's all right, kid. I'll get her out

of here. I'm gonna call her a cab.

Right? Then I'm gonna jerk-off like

I do when Mommy's not here.

And sometimes when Mommy is here.

Hi.

- You moved.

- Yeah.

- I just wanted to be more comfortable.

- Hey, okay.

It's a nice couch.

This Daisy girl really has

changed you, Dan-Dan.

It's Debbie. And she

hasn't changed me.

She makes me wanna change

myself, all right?

She pushes me. It's good.

- You like to be pushed, don't you?

- It's different with her, Alison.

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