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We got the... The main lobby.
Hallway.
Dorm rooms.
Dorm rooms, exactly.
I think this could really work.
Huh? It's awesome!
Can you hold that?
Yeah.
Guys, a little can-do
attitude, some elbow grease...
...maybe a smile from Schrader.
It's like cleaning up
your room, you know?
Welcome to the South Harmon
Institute of Technology.
Atta baby.
The beginning of good things.
Yeah.
Schrader,
what the hell was that?
Um, this is embarrassing.
Are you kidding?
...if you guys wouldn't tell
people I scream like that.
Ready, set, go.
Whoo!
All right.
Uh, whoa, Glen.
Oh, hey, B.
What are you doing here,
buddy?
Rory told me about it.
What are you doing? We were gonna
keep this place a big secret.
But he didn't have
any place to go.
He got fired
from the Kwik 'N Stop.
Is that true? Why'd you...
Why'd you get fired?
I got fired
That's disgusting.
See?
Why would you
do that, pal?
'Cause I was hungry
and thirsty.
Oh, God.
This kitchen is bitchin'!
And this'll be the bath...
Close the door.
Sh*t!
Close it!
It takes 10,000 steps
to get from here to greatness.
And this right here...
...this is step one.
Good luck, Son.
Mister Ambrose, do you know what
Rejection.
The exclusivity
of any university...
...is judged primarily
by the amount of students...
...it rejects.
Unfortunately,
for the last few years...
...we have been unable to
match the amount of students...
...that Yale, Princeton,
or even Stanford rejects...
...primarily because
of our physical limitations.
But all that
is about to change.
Yale has one,
Princeton has one.
And now Harmon College
will have...
...the prestigious entranceway
it deserves.
...to keep knowledge in,
and ignorance out.
That is a great idea, sir.
Yes, it is.
Now, you, Mr. Ambrose,
are chairman...
...of the Student Community
Outreach Committee.
I need you to secure
all these decrepit properties...
...in the neighboring community.
So that we can demolish them
to make room...
...for the Van Horne Gateway.
You know what?
This actually looks
like the real deal.
Guys, I don't want to be
too overly optimistic...
...but I think
this could work.
It really looks
professional. Hello.
Hey, kid,
where the hell are you?
Oh, I'm, uh...
Listen.
I took another look
at that website.
What's all this "be
what you want to be" crap?
No, no, Dad, they just... They
just have to say stuff like that...
...just to keep
from being sued.
Yeah, well, sounds like
a bunch of crap to me.
Glen, go long.
Set up a meeting with the dean.
The dean? Jesus.
Mother of hell!
Your college does
have a dean, doesn't it?
I'm good! Yes, of course
the college has a dean.
Dad, you know, he's a busy guy,
though, you know...
...he can't just, uh,
set up a meeting with parents.
Listen. If I'm paying for
it, I'm meeting with the dean.
I want to make sure you have the same
education I did. A real education.
Dinner's at 8:
00. Wait, Dad, Dad,Dad, I can't... I can't... Aw, sh*t.
I gotta trim this corner right
here. I think I got poisoned.
What's up, B?
We got a little problem.
What?
Who was that, Bartleby?
We gotta find a dean.
In life, it's important to
distinguish between need and want.
You think you want something because
you've been conditioned to want it.
I want the Pump!
I don't got the Pump.
Look, oh, I got the
I want the Pump!
Listen,
...there are kids right now in Asia who
are sewing your stupid shoes together...
...so that their family can have
a bowl of rice to eat tonight!
This is the worst idea
of all time.
Your Uncle Ben
used to be a genius.
He'll be fine.
Mom!
What did you do?
You're the one who
emotionally crippled the kid.
You know what?
Maybe he's retarded.
I'm glad my mother's dead.
He's just having a bad day.
Oh, my gosh.
You want me to be the dean
of your college?
No, I want you
to pretend to be the dean.
It's just for one day.
didn't share this with you.
I've retired, I'm no longer
Oh, really?
Yeah, well, technically,
he was fired.
That's not true. I got fed up
with the education racket.
So I quit.
I did send in my resignation...
...in a rather
unorthodox fashion.
You sent the dean of the
university a bag of dog sh*t.
It was a metaphor.
For what?
For "You're full of sh*t!"
Oh.
That's not a metaphor.
That's a metaphor.
Oh, semantics, schmantics.
Three years from now,
I'm finished with this crap.
I'm goin' to Papua New Guinea.
I'm outta here.
Wh-Where...
Where you going?
I'm going off the grid.
No more, uh, franchises,
no more Botox...
...no more "Eh, oh,
And certainly no more
sexual harassment suits.
What's wrong with saying,
"Hey! Nice tits. "
When did that
go out the window?
Okay, Ben,
all I'm asking you...
...is just shake a couple hands
with some parents...
...say, "Hi, I'm the dean,"
whatever.
What if we pay you?
Don't sully my dignity
with your cash.
There you are!
Did you make another child cry?
It's not my fault the kid's
a crybaby! Little dipshit.
You're an a**hole!
You're an a**hole.
You are an a**hole.
And you're fired.
Perhaps it is time to move on.
But I get to bring my house.
Deal.
Right or left?
Right.
Whose right?
Your call.
You're an idiot!
You're upset.
Go with what you feel.
You got about 12 feet.
Perfect.
A**hole.
Okay, smiles, everyone.
First day at college.
What's up with these colors?
Sh*t brown? Really?
Glen picked 'em.
Of course he did.
Where'd you find
all these people?
Uh, I volunteer at an
English-as-a-second-language program.
These are my students. I told
them if they wanted to pass...
...they'd have to
successfully assimilate...
...into the American
college environment.
Whoa! The parents are here!
Okay!
We're on, guys!
Okay, people,
it's showtime!
Wow.
No frills around here. Oh, none at all.
None of that, uh, that ivy, or gargoyles,
or mahogany, it's the real deal.
The real deal, huh?
This is it, kid.
This is it.
The big moment. Take this in.
Ah.
It's exciting, it's scary.
It's really scary.
Oh, look! Oh, it looks great.
Okay.
What's going on here?
Okay, we lost
one of the campers.
Curious campers.
What are you doing?
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Honey.
Take it easy.
Okay, here we are. Let's...
What the devil is that?
Oh.
That's just a surge
of collegiate energy.
It's college for you.
Take a left up here
for the dorm room, Dad.
Oh, uh, can you
hang on a second?
bathroom a minute, you know.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I just wanna...
No, no, no, no, no!
Uh, it's, that's,
it's the men's room.
You can't go in there.
Well, can't you just
stand outside...
Diane, can't you wait
till we get to the restaurant?
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