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I was snooping around,
saw something secretive.
Next thing I know
CIA swoops in...
...does this whole
brain-scramble thing.
Now I can't remember anything.
So do you have room
at the college for me?
You know what, we already
started the semester, I'm sorry.
That's cool, man.
Yeah.
It's just I... I got
my GI Bill...
...and I can pay you
all four years in advance.
Okay, you're in.
Yeah!
Yeah, welcome
to South Harmon. Whoo-hoo!
How's the processing?
I just have to figure
Here at Harmon College,
we offer a highly structured...
...time-tested curriculum carefully
designed to stimulate the young mind.
So, Mr. Gaines, you're
thinking about transferring?
I don't know
about transferring.
My life is kind of, like,
But I just kind of
want to figure out...
...what all this
is all about.
Sorry.
A- And what college are you
attending right now? Sorry?
The college that you're... Oh,
it's down there. By the thing.
Pardon me?
I'd like to look around, if
that's okay. Uh, that's fine.
If that's what
you'd like to do.
Thank you. It was... It was,
uh, it was great to meet you.
Oh, sh*t. Sorry.
That's all right. No. You know
what? Leave them, leave them alone.
Leave it,
leave them alone.
And go on and take
your tour, okay?
eliminates loopholes...
...allowances and exemptions...
...as well as
encourages payments...
...through use of
low interest rates...
...which theoretically
would cause...
...an economic boom.
Now if you would refer
back... Aw, sh*t. I'm sorry.
So theoretically
what I was saying was...
This guy's pretty boring.
Don't talk to me, man! Right,
this is gonna be on the midterm.
And my whole life is riding
on an A in this class.
This guy's...
EBITA!
What?
Earnings Before Interest,
Taxes and Amortization.
Good afternoon, students...
...and welcome, everyone
in the spillover class.
What the... What is this?
We'll begin today's lecture...
Okay, great, yeah. I'll see
you in the library at 8:00.
And I'll bring my notes.
Okay, see you then.
Bye, Monica.
Monica. Hey.
Bartleby. Hey, what, are you
stalking me or something?
Stalking's an ugly word.
I like to think of it more
like obsessively shadowing. Oh.
I'm thinking about going here,
so I'm checking out the classes.
Really? Yeah. Do you like all your classes?
Yeah. I mean, well,
I'm taking a bunch of classes...
...that I don't
really care about.
There was this one, though,
that I was dying to take.
But, um, I ended up not being
able to. But, you know, it's okay.
What was that one
that you wanted to take?
Uh, ph-photography. It's...
Really? That's cool.
Yeah.
What was the problem?
Well, see, there's this,
um, photojournalism class...
...but they said it's only
for journalism majors.
And then there's this
art photography class...
...but they said
it's for fine arts majors.
So my advisor said it would be best
not to take either one, or something...
...because certain
photography classes...
...don't apply
to a degree in photography.
Wow, that makes,
I know.
Um, but I'm really sorry.
I gotta go, I'm gonna be late for
my Ancient Roman History class.
It was good seeing you. Bye.
Okay. Bye.
Hey, uh...
I'm... I'm just saying, I
mean, is that what college is?
What were you expecting? A
renaissance of the human spirit?
American education
is in the shitter.
You know why?
Because people forget
the most important rule.
College is
a service industry.
A service industry?
As in "serve us," as opposed
to the other way around.
Look, you see
all these kids out here?
They all paid
to come here.
Right. They all paid for an experience.
What kind of experience?
The hell if I know.
I'm not a goddamn mind reader.
Well, maybe
I should just ask them.
Welcome to the conversation.
What do I want to learn?
Why are you asking me?
Well, I'm asking you, Glen,
because I have a hunch...
...that no one's ever really
asked you that before. Yeah?
Well, I like pancakes and
alfalfa sprouts and lemonade.
Okay, you know what, let's appropriate
the bulk of this man's tuition...
...to learning more
about the culinary arts.
Huh?
Food.
All right.
All right.
Rory. What about you?
has been scheduled.
So what do I want to do?
Nothing.
Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like
it. Hands, what about you?
Summer camp I made a paperweight
and won Camp Nagachewy's...
...coveted woodcarving award
and next day...
...ran a 4.6 forty and it's
been football ever since.
Mmm. Woodcarving, sculpting.
Good, something with your hands.
Well, there may be
something in there.
then get back to me. All right?
Schrader, what about you? Well,
B, I'm glad you asked, actually.
'Cause since
we're going to prison...
a shank out of my toothbrush.
Okay, ha-ha. I'll tell you
something, though.
All our lives we've been told what to learn.
Well, today the tide
is gonna turn, my friend.
Because today
we're gonna ask the customer.
What do I want to learn?
What do I want to learn?
What am I interested
in studying?
Huh?
What?
W- What?
Come again.
That's a good question.
No, really, come again.
I thought you were
supposed to tell us.
Please come again!
I want to meet girls.
Girls.
Girls.
Some girls!
Uh, girls.
I wanna rock!
You know, and roll.
Well, as you can probably
tell at this point...
...is that I really want to learn
how to slow things down.
More speed.
More vert.
Maybe something
with clothes, you know?
Putting them on,
taking them off.
I'm really good at that part.
You wanna see?
I want to learn
how to blow sh*t up with my mind.
Okay. Well, write it on the board.
Go ahead.
Okay, thanks. Okay.
All right.
Thank you, smiley.
Pleasure doing business
with you.
Yeah, buddy.
Taxes? I'll tell you
about that nonsense.
If you're rich,
the government'll protect...
...every buck you make
and every sh*t you take.
Kiki Dee.
Got a job for you, kid.
You're in charge.
Really?
Don't screw it up.
I won't screw it up,
I... I won't screw anything...
What are you?
Health insurance, my ass.
They don't pay for sh*t!
You get sick on a Friday, they only
pay for Monday through Thursday.
You go to Dr. A,
they only pay for Dr. B.
You break your penis,
they only fix vaginas.
You mind if I join you?
Ah, cool. Awesome.
Thank you, that was great!
I'll see you guys later.
Okay, bye.
That's pretty, uh...
I know, right?
That's African
fertility sculpture.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
The wood speaks to me.
The wood speaks to you?
Ladies and gentlemen,
the new S.H.I.T. Line.
Thank you.
What is learning?
It's paying attention!
It's opening yourself up to this great
big ball of sh*t that we call life!
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