Addicted to Fresno Page #3

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but I'm going to tell her, so...

But it would be really great

to you about that.

Go... go to the bed.

Uh, I mean, I know you said

you didn't want to talk.

So, if you feel like it, okay?

So, I don't know,

maybe we can hang out again soon

or something

or just call me or text me.

- Get down.

- Okay.

Yeah.

Gonna get it.

Okay, bye.

Shannon?

Shannon?

Housekeeping.

Fire! Fire! Fire!

What the? What the f***?

- Fire!

- Get off... get off of her.

Shan!

You were right.

- Tag team!

- Get away from my little sister!

You still have your p*ssy,

baby.

Jump back on my dick.

You're a disgusting

piece of sh*t.

Shan!

No, no, no, shan.

God, what is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

What the f*** were you thinking?

What the f***, shan?

- God.

- Okay.

- Oh, my God.

- Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Shannon.

Is he dead? Holy sh*t, sh*t.

He's dead Shannon.

Did I just kill someone?

I don't hear anything, shan.

Did I just f***ing kill someone?

Calm, be calm.

- Oh, my God.

- Okay. It's going to be okay.

What am I going to do?

What are we going to do?

He was raping you, right?

- Yes.

- Right? Raping?

100% rape.

That's was a rape.

He was raping

the sh*t out of me.

Okay, then he was raping you.

What are you doing? What?

Martha! What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Don't you put...

- I'm going to the front desk.

- Don't even...

front desk.

What? Are you calling

the front desk?

I'm telling them what happened.

No, you're not.

Hello?

- Hello?

- We can blame this on our boss.

- Jerry?

- Yeah, he would love jail.

It's very structured.

He'd make friends.

Hello?

Do you want me to go to jail?

No, of course not.

Is that what you want? 'Cause let

me tell you something, Martha.

I am a registered sex offender.

Do you understand that?

How do I prove that

he raped me?

I need your help.

Fine.

We'll figure something out.

Excuse me.

Yeah, I got a phone call.

Is everything okay in there?

Hello?

Hello? This is kristen

from the front desk.

Is everything okay in there?

Can you open up, please?

By law I need

to check what is going on.

Can I help you?

Let me in.

What's going on in there?

Nothing. I'm just cleaning.

Oh really? 'Cause I got

a strange call.

It sounded like a fight

or something.

No, I'm just really

intensely cleaning.

It's really dirty in here.

Okay, listen to me,

if you were calling me

and you were pranking me,

like in high school,

that is grounds

for dismissal here, missy.

And I am sure that Jerry

would love to hear about it.

Well, then why don't you go

and tell him, kristen?

Good, I'm texting him

right now with my other hand

that you can't see.

- Whatever.

- No.

We need to hurry.

Jerry's coming.

- Okay.

- What did you do?

I'm just being respectful.

He deserves some dignity.

Everyone deserves some dignity.

- Even rapists?

- Yes, even rapists.

Okay.

Pull harder.

Heading to 400, copy.

Over and out, good buddy.

Where are we taking him?

The presidential

suite is empty.

Lunch time.

Good morning, ladies.

Sorry. I don't know

why she's barking.

Sh*t sheets.

The sheets are filled

with sh*t. Yeah.

Someone had an accident.

A bachelor party.

Have a good day.

Enjoy your stay here.

Sh*t. He lives in Fresno.

Hope he doesn't have

family here

and they don't come

looking for him.

Maybe he doesn't have any family.

Our parents are dead.

You are the only person who

would turn that into a positive.

Look at this.

Dude won a bronze in Beijing.

You killed an olympian.

Only if you consider hammer

throw a sport which...

oh no. F***!

Who would call him?

F***! It's his sister.

Okay, just give it to me.

I'll just let it go to

voice mail, then we'll...

hello?

- I know you're there.

- It's a really old phone.

- I didn't know.

- Hello?

You have reached the voice-mail

box of...

Boris lip-ka.

At the tone leave a message.

Beep!

Hey. It's me.

I know you're probably

jerking off in your hotel room

like a disgusting pig

right now,

but you better come home

for dad's birthday party today.

I'm so f***ing sick of dealing

with these two invalids on my own!

You better be here by 3:00

or I swear I'll come get

you myself.

Okay, so they're not close

and his parents are invalids.

I feel like this is good news.

When he doesn't show up at 3:00

his sister is going

to come looking for him.

What if we dump his body

at dry creek canal

and make it look a suicide?

Isn't that

where everyone dumps bodies?

How are we going to do that?

Of course,

the rapist has a rapist van.

Let's hurry up

and get him in there.

Look, shan, he was trying

to be a good person.

He was in to yoga.

We can still go to the police.

We're not going

to the police, okay?

We're dumping the body

at dry creek.

Unless you can find his parents'

address in his phone.

And then... then what?

Just put him on the doorstep,

ring the bell?

"Happy Birthday!

Here's your dead son."

Calm down, all right?

Calm down.

Just figure out a different way

to make his body disappear.

Give me the phone.

Just give it to me.

All right, here it is.

Mom and dad's address,

boom and boom.

What are we going

to do when we get there?

I have a plan.

Use your key!

Who are you?

I'm a friend of Boris's,

as you must be his sister.

- Yes, I am.

- I'm his friend.

Boris doesn't have any friends.

I'm his sister

and I'm not even his friend.

Well...

- well...

- Where is he?

Uh... He's... Boris is

more than a friend to me.

I'm his life guru.

Oh, this is good.

So he's got a life coach now?

Guru.

Oh, guru.

- Yeah.

- Interesting.

So what kind of stuff

do you advise him on?

The best prostitutes to f***?

I can see why you would

say that

and that has been his painful

reality for some time,

but I'm hoping

with my help and guidance

we can move him through that

and I can help him change.

Well, it's too bad

that he wasn't here

to help me when I was

changing pop's diapers, huh?

Couldn't help him

with that I guess, right?

Are you feeling a lot of pain?

- Yes.

- Can I come in?

Okay, come in.

Guru, guru.

Yes, I'm a...

guru, guru.

Guru.

Guru, guru, guru.

So I'm here to represent Boris.

And he...

he has come to the realization

that he has been living

in the past.

And although winning

an olympic bronze medal

is a major life achievement,

he's never been

able to really move past this.

So we've decided that's

it's due to fear of failure.

He's afraid of failing!

So we've decided the best

thing for Boris

right now in order for him to start

over is to leave Fresno forever.

To never ever come back,

to sever all ties

with his family

and to never ever talk

to you again.

This is what I have to deal

with all day long.

He requested

that I give you his backpack.

Boris, don't leave me here!

Boris is so sorry that he

has to leave the family,

but he knows it's the only way

he's going to be able

to grow up.

Poopy!

You better...

you think she bought it?

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