Addicted to Fresno Page #7
the best blowj*b of your life.
Okay, but hold on,
can we use this?
Doesn't surprise me
Phil took the cash.
He was in buchenwald.
Because you can't get freaky
when there's a holocaust.
It was a good run!
"Sucky, sucky my big fat cock!"
Sorry, honey.
So, what do you normally do?
I just close my eyes and then...
looks like you're eating
a corn cob.
That's not going
to feel good to anyone.
- Okay.
- Okay.
All right so what kind of porn
do you guys watch together?
No porn, none.
Watch a porn once
in a while by yourself
and watch how the chicks do it.
Aren't most
No, they're fine.
Oh, I thought I saw a "dateline"
about that they were slaves.
No.
No, they put them in a box
and ship them over...
no, that's... no those
are the manicurists.
Okay.
No, those aren't
the porn stars.
- They're not slaves.
- Okay.
- Okay, so what you want to do...
- Yeah.
Is you want to pretend,
like, what's your favorite
food in the world?
Yoplait yogurt,
cheese cake flavor.
Okay. So I want you to
pretend like this is filled
with cheese cake flavored
yoplait yogurt.
Okay.
And if you suck it
hard enough...
yeah.
You're going to get it all out.
- Okay!
- Okay?
So now in order to get out the
yogurt you have to squeeze it.
Okay.
And you want to put
your mouth on the tip.
Okay.
Now you're going to bring your
hands up to meet your mouth.
- As your mouth goes down...
- Okay.
Your hand goes up.
And it's like that and
it's... so they're going to...
- Yes!
- Mouth beneath the hand.
- Yes!
Mouth beneath the hand.
- Yeah! You're going to get...
- Mouth...
now right before you're going
to get your hand up to the top,
hold it really tight,
spit in your palm,
rub it around the top,
point it away,
shoots out into
the stars, okay?
- Okay.
- All right.
You got this.
Now go, go, go, go!
Got some technique!
- Yeah, that's it.
- Thank you!
Okay.
What do you mean
it's only 12,000?
Come on, come on.
It's a lot of money,
it's like...
that's like six digits.
I said I wanted 25,000.
Well you can get a house in
Detroit for, like, $800.
I didn't want a house!
I wanted a building.
Come on, Ruby, please?
But it's cash.
I mean it's all right here.
It's a good start, get
everything rolling, you know?
It's a great start.
I'll sell the thunderbird.
- You'll sell the thunderbird?
- I promise! I don't need it.
Super cool.
Okay.
We'll turn the oven on.
It was really sweet
of you to come.
Of course!
You could've just told me
you're being blackmailed
for killing some guy's dog.
I feel bad about it.
I still do.
This is my last dog!
Suck my dick, Fresno!
What's up with that chick?
Oh, she's moving to Detroit.
Okay. Um...
Let's all bow our heads and
have a moment of silence.
Boris, oh precious Boris.
He was a champion
but he was also a dirty dog.
Oh, God, please watch over him
and take him to a better place.
Everyone deserves their dignity.
We've all done things
we're not proud of.
The last time
I was at a cemetery
was for my father's funeral.
It was not an easy time
for any of us
but especially not for my sister
Shannon because she didn't show.
I know she wanted to be there
but she couldn't because
she didn't feel good.
I don't blame her.
It's just...
sometimes it's hard for me
to do everything on my own,
so I guess
I'm just really grateful
that we made it
through this time together.
Yeah.
Hi, Martha.
Martha! Martha!
We slept together before
so there's like
a grandfather clause situation,
they still build these.
Isn't that crazy?
Little sheds?
Martha! Martha, stop running!
Martha, come on!
Wait, I'm sorry!
Sorry, you're not sorry, shan!
It's not my fault!
It's my disease!
I can't help it!
Of course, right. You never
mean to do anything.
You know you're just like dad.
Just blame everyone else.
It's never you, right?
Well, I am so tired of trying
to help you.
Martha!
You can't leave me here!
Don't come back to my place!
I'm done!
It's hard letting go, isn't it?
If only pop tart
could've spoken up
and told me
what was bothering her.
But turtles can't let
you know what's going, can they?
Robots can't either.
Back so soon?
Staying for a while this time.
You hit the lotto?
This is left over from
bar Mitzvah money.
Good luck.
My mom died of cancer
then my dad died of alcohol,
and my little sister had
no one to help her.
just blew off my dad's funeral.
And a few months ago I did
which is why I'm here, and
my sister bailed me out again.
And so did this... this guy
that I met who's really nice,
and I really liked him.
Instead of dealing
with my feelings
like a mature adult,
grown up person,
I f***ed a random dude.
I just don't want
to let anyone down anymore.
I don't want
to let myself down anymore
and I want this part
of my life...
this whole chunk to be over.
And that's why I'm here
because I need help.
I'm just f***ing tired
of f***ing.
F***!
Sorry, it wasn't my turn,
I'm sorry.
You know
who would've loved that?
Oprah.
I have paychecks!
This one is for Martha.
That's you?
And this is for Shannon,
your big sister.
She's going to have
to pick hers up. She quit.
And we're not talking anymore.
Why not?
Let's see.
She's a liar, she's selfish,
she's ungrateful, and she
can't get her life together.
My sister sucks.
Why does she suck?
Were you not listening, Jerry?
I just told you the whole thing.
She's a pain in the ass!
Why?
Because she just does
whatever the hell she wants,
and she doesn't care
who she hurts along the way.
I mean, I did everything
I could for her.
I got her this job,
let her stay at my place,
and it's like she just didn't
even want any of it.
Well, if she didn't want help,
why did you help her?
I don't know.
Sounds like you need help.
Uh... I don't need any help.
You worry too much about
your sister and not yourself.
My life is pretty sweet.
It's not sweet.
You live all alone.
And you're a maid in Fresno.
You're a maid too, you know.
Yes, but I'm better
than a maid.
Executive maid!
And I have sexy girlfriend.
Yeah, can you just, like,
put them back right away.
'Cause they're always
getting tangled up.
Kelly, you don't have
to hide from me.
at Prestown Crossfit
so you should go sign up there.
I don't want to say "hi"
to Alicia
I want to say "hi" to you,
Kelly.
Hi.
I want to apologize to you,
okay?
I'm sorry.
I wasn't myself.
Yeah, just a lot of weird stuff
was going on in my life.
You say your sister
or your ex one more time
I will literally vomit,
right now.
Well, I won't.
them are in my life anymore.
I mean it's good!
Like for the first time
in my life
I'm doing stuff just
for myself.
Like, I got a pedicure
yesterday
and I took a bubble bath,
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