Adventureland Page #3
Maybe I'll run into you
on the streets of NYC.
-What are you studying?
-Journalism.
Yeah, I want to be, like,
a travel essayist.
But I want to report
on the real state of the world.
You know, like Charles Dickens,
for example, wrote
what you might call travel books,
but he visited prisons
and mental asylums.
-That's cool.
-Yeah, is it?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
No, it is, it's...
But why do you have to
go to grad school for that?
No, that's a valid question,
but, actually, journalism is kind of
like this old boys' network still.
You need the right connections.
It's very Ivy League, very exclusive.
Stupid. I think my mother would rather
I intern at some Fortune 500 company
or something like that.
-F*** that, right?
-Yeah.
Yeah.
I got to go. I have to meet a friend.
-Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride.
-Sure.
Hey, I heard you jammed
with Lou Reed.
-Don't believe everything you hear.
-Okay.
I'll tell you about it sometime.
So, where does your band play?
I need better musicians.
-I'm starting a new band out in LA.
-Los Angeles?
Yeah. It's going to be cool.
Going this winter.
-Jesus.
-Nasty.
You'll get better at avoiding that.
Hey, guys. Party at my house tonight.
My dad's out of town.
I'm invited?
Yep, that's why I'm telling you.
-Connell?
-You kiddies have fun.
She's cool, right?
You're just smearing that around.
Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games,
so go easy on me.
We're having a ping-pong tournament!
-Hey.
-Hey.
Nice digs.
Kind of begs the question of why the
hell you're working at Adventureland?
Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer.
It's been his life-long dream for
his daughter to work at Adventureland.
-High hopes.
-Also gets me out of the house.
So we can drink your parents' booze.
It's okay?
-Absolutely.
-Yes!
-Awesome.
-Don't touch me.
Hey, I actually brought something
for the party.
-What is that?
-It's a joint.
-Oh.
-Yeah.
Bobby is weird.
I had to go back and get the extra
employee key for the bathroom,
and I went back, I opened the door,
and there were all these pictures
of him and Paulette, naked.
What a weirdo.
Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim.
Anybody care to join me?
Okay.
Come on.
Is anybody else coming in here,
or is it just us?
Yeah, okay.
-See, it's not so bad. It's okay.
-No, it's okay.
-Do you have any more of that pot?
-Yeah, at home. Why?
-We should make pot cookies.
-Okay.
That would be so fun.
Have you done that?
-I have not. I've had cookies.
-All right.
My connections have all dried up.
That's why I'm asking.
Your connections have dried up?
What, you think, I have ties
to the underworld or something?
I have 5 joints.
You think I can, like,
put a hit out on somebody?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Oh, my God!
I got you. I got the door.
It's only 3 feet, so I can handle it.
Okay.
-I'm gonna get a drink.
-Okay.
You want one?
-Coming?
-Yeah.
Yeah, I'll meet you inside.
-Okay.
-I'll meet you inside.
-Okay.
-Okay.
Sh*t.
Boner! You got a boner!
Brennan's got a boner!
Yeah!
Thanks.
I like your records.
Eno, Replacements, Big Star.
Hey, give me your underwear.
I'll throw them in the dryer for you.
-I promise you'll get them back.
-Yeah.
Thank you.
-Who's that?
-It's my stepmom.
I don't think there's any pictures
of my mom in here.
-She died 2 years ago.
-Really? I'm sorry.
My dad remarried last year.
That's Francy.
You see that unholy abomination
on her head?
-Yeah.
-It's a wig.
Is it?
She had, like, a nervous breakdown
when her first husband divorced her.
Lost all her hair.
I would feel bad if she wasn't
such a status-obsessed witch.
-I'm buzzed. You?
-Yeah, kind of.
-What was that?
-What was what?
I'm gonna go...
You want to go see what they're doing?
Yes.
I think I drank, like,
You were drinking vermouth
the whole night, it's disgusting.
Yeah, it's a type of vodka.
You okay? Frigo? What are you doing?
Okay, good night!
Hello?
Hey. No, actually,
the party broke up pretty early.
I'm in here.
Crack of dawn
Cindy's movin' on
She's talking Cindy to everyone
-So we have, like, 5 minutes?
-No.
Though I've heard it before
There's not much point
in wasting time, though.
But I just can't get away
Lisa P. is back!
-Lisa P. is back!
-Lisa P.? Did you hear that?
Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back!
-Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. is back!
-Yeah? Who's Lisa P.?
Holy mother of crap!
"Who's Lisa P.?"
That's Lisa P.
Come on, come on
Have you ever heard
those opening lines
You should leave this small town
way behind
I'll be your partner
Show you the steps
Oh, my God,
look at the shape of her ass.
It's a platonic ideal.
That ass is a higher truth.
Look, look at that little portal of light,
just below her crotch,
right where the thigh
meets the pudendum.
The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams
about that diamond-shape portal.
She's coming over here, man. Be cool.
Okay, I'll try to hold it together.
-Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly.
-Hey, Joel.
So, I didn't expect you to be back here.
Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like,
mapped out.
Laying out by the pool by day,
dancing by night.
But my dad got injured on the job,
and he's laid up, so I got to help out.
Sorry to hear that.
My mom has shingles.
Oh.
Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express.
I don't want Paulette bitching me out
on my first day.
-I'm Lisa.
-James.
I heard you lost a giant-ass
panda at knifepoint.
Did you?
I guess my legend precedes me.
-What?
-It was nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too, James.
Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly.
A little more than 40%
of these fish are dead.
I am amazed
at how tiny my paycheck is,
after working doubles.
Well, we are doing the work of pathetic,
lazy morons.
Jesus f***ing Christ, they play
this song, like, 20 times a day.
F***ing sadists. F***ing sadists!
Hey.
-Hey.
-Hey, I made you a tape.
These are my favorite bummer songs.
They're truly miserable,
pit-of-despair type songs.
-I think you'll love it.
-Cool.
Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink
or something?
Sure.
I got a fever of 103
Come on, baby
Do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded
-Hey, I feel like I should tell you.
-Tell me what?
Yeah. I had my heart broken recently.
Is that... I don't know,
I just thought I should tell you.
-That sucks.
-Yeah.
-Who broke your heart?
-A girl at school.
Yeah, it's typical.
I actually... I think there was...
I think there was something there.
like, potential.
I don't know. I think she was afraid.
Afraid of what?
I don't know.
Afraid of it being good or something.
Was the sex good?
She was very sexy.
You've been with a lot of girls?
Yep. Are we talking about, like,
intercourse specifically?
Yeah.
No, in that case,
there were actually a few times that I...
Yeah, a few times I could've done that.
But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right.
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