Adventureland Page #4
Wait, so you're telling me
you're a virgin?
-There were circumstances...
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God.
-No, I went...
Okay, all right, for example, junior year,
I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke.
Betsy was kind of, like...
She was kind of a prude, actually.
Anyway, one day,
I was reading Shakespeare,
and I realized I don't really love
this person. You know?
It was one of the sonnets.
"Being your slave, what should I do
"but tend upon the hours
and times of your desires?"
And I realized I don't want to tend
to Betsy's hours or her times.
All right, that doesn't matter.
Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house,
and I was literally about to tell her,
and that's the night
she said she wanted to have sex.
Can you believe it? It was the same...
You know, it was the same night, so...
And you didn't just f*** her anyway?
No.
So what about you and intercourse?
-Can you stop saying "intercourse"?
-Sure, sure.
I don't know.
There were guys in high school,
and then, like, there were other ones.
-Were you in love with any of them?
-No. Hell no.
Got you.
Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell!
-Jimbo.
-Hey, you know this place?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody knows this is my joint.
These guys work at the park.
This is Ronnie.
Nice to meet you.
-Hi.
-Hey.
We're gonna go meet some friends
in the back.
Cool.
Do it! My nephew!
Is that Connell's wife?
She's, like, really pretty.
Yeah, she is.
She works
at that lame disco, Razzmatazz.
-It's kind of sad.
-Oh, yeah? I've never been there.
No, I mean their marriage is sad.
He didn't want it. Now he's trapped.
Are you sure you want to go?
The band is really awful.
-Yeah, I just needed some air.
-Okay.
Sometimes I feel so happy
Sometimes I feel so sad
Sometimes I feel so happy
But mostly you just make me mad
Baby, you just make me mad
Linger on
Your pale blue eyes
Linger on
-Hey, can we go somewhere?
-Yeah.
Thought of you as my mountain top
Thought of you as my peak
Thought of you as everything
I've had but couldn't keep
Hey.
Linger on
Your pale blue eyes
-You made out with her?
-Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her.
I don't know what came over me.
It was incredible.
Cool, man. How was that?
Fantastic. Joel, she's like...
She's, like, perfect, you know?
-Good for you, man.
-Yeah.
I got to open my booth.
Hey, do you have an ice-pick
I can jam into my ears?
I can't listen to this song again.
I don't, but I have this.
-Be cool with that.
-Okay. Thanks.
-Were you on a date last night?
-I wouldn't call it a date.
Not into Em?
No, she's great. She's great. I just...
I don't know
if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet.
I'm kind of getting over a broken heart.
-I hope you didn't tell her that.
-Why?
You told her that, didn't you?
James, no girl wants to hear about
some other chick you're hard up for.
-Right. They don't?
-They don't.
Look, I'm not saying
never be vulnerable with a girl.
I'm just saying don't play that card first.
Wait, it's a card? Like a card?
There's a science to it.
You're probably pretty good at science.
-That works now.
-Yeah. Okay.
Okay, observe. 2 options.
I can play it safe,
pick them off from back here,
or I can rush into the breach,
guns a-blazing.
Make a run right at the cortex,
and bombs away.
Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that.
I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant
in mind. I'm gonna go punch out.
-All right, bye.
-Your turn, man.
Okay, but I'm probably not gonna
be very good at this.
Hey.
I really want to see you tonight.
-Tonight?
-Yeah.
Unless you got something else
going on.
I jump when he jumps
just instinctively.
Not the backseat of your car.
We can go to my mom's.
-Hey, James?
-Yeah?
Whoa, bonus round. Kudos.
I heard you might have some weed.
Yeah, I have a stash.
Why, you like the ganja?
Sometimes.
Beer?
-Got anything stronger?
-Yeah.
So what excuse
do you give your mother
for coming down here so late?
Gotta pump some midnight iron?
Sometimes I come here to practice.
Give Ronnie a break.
You still hot for your wife?
What's the sex like?
Why? Why would you...
Why would you say that?
-Don't be mean.
-Jeez, you're sensitive.
No, I'm serious. When we're together,
we're good to each other.
Let's not ruin it.
Okay.
So, how's your dad?
Since he can't work,
he's been so f***ed up.
Yeah. Stays in bed a lot.
Won't see anyone.
-Men are prideful creatures.
-Exactly.
Do you believe in God?
Wow, theology doesn't come up
a lot around here.
Yeah, but you see someone you love
in pain,
you sort of think
about that kind of stuff.
I believe in love.
I mean,
I think that love is very transferable,
I mean, transformable.
I think that love
makes things transform together.
I'm majorly high.
Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t. Yeah, me, too.
I'm having dinner with my parents.
Somebody's hungry.
James, I read
that Pitt has some journalism courses.
-Is that so?
-Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I was just thinking that,
you know, it might make
fiscal sense for you
to stay close to home for a while.
And they have these broadcasting
internships on Mister Rogers'.
I get to intern on a kids' show
with marionettes.
Mom, I thought you wanted me to go
to an Ivy League school,
like the one I've been accepted to.
I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic.
They're hand puppets,
not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'.
You know, like,
"Royal greetings, I am King Friday."
That's a terrible impression.
James, what is wrong with you?
We, the people, in order to have
a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!"
Hey! Jugglers, fireworks!
Mr. Fabulous' Incredible
Performing Canines tonight!
Hey, kid. In the clown mouth.
Come on.
-Be a pal. Thanks, buddy.
-Eat it!
Son of a b*tch!
Get him! Get him!
-Come here.
-Be careful.
All right! Hey!
Oh, my God!
I don't even celebrate July 4th,
you know? I celebrate Bastille Day.
That's why Bastille Day
There is freedom within
There is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead
Many battles are lost
But you'll never see the end of the road
While you're traveling with me
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
They come, they come
We know they won't win
-Park's closed, Em.
-Yeah.
-Rich, you scared the hell out of us.
-Rich, it's me, James.
-Park's closed, James.
-Okay, we'll leave soon, okay?
Better leave now. The park's closed.
-All right, we better leave now.
-Okay. Here we go.
Okay. Thanks, Rich.
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
They come, they come
I think you're so beautiful.
Oh, f***.
-Hey, kids!
-Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on?
-It's my friend James, Dad.
-Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.
-Nice to meet you, James.
-You, too.
-Hi, James. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
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