Adventureland Page #6
It's also tragic.
My feelings for Em are vast.
James, imagine it. Lisa P.
I know. Lisa P. I know.
-Hey.
-Hey.
I brought you this.
It's one of my favorite authors.
Gogol. Russian.
He lost his mind,
burned the only copy of his final book,
died a week later of self-starvation.
Well...
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
Hey, do you maybe want to go see
a shitty movie or something sometime?
Yeah, I just... You know,
I did something kind of stupid.
I... I told my brother that
we made out.
-That's bad?
-No, no, no.
But he... He told my parents.
We're Catholic.
Pete told my parents that you're Jewish.
But I'm an atheist.
I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist,
I guess,
-or an existential pagan, if you will...
-Yeah, yeah.
But my parents are really strict.
I'm sorry.
-It's still a good book.
-Nah, I'm sorry.
-Hey, Joel.
-Hey.
How'd it go with Sue?
Not so good.
Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything!
Come on, worse things have happened
to the Jews.
F*** that!
You know,
you don't deserve to date Joel!
I mean, you're an anti-Semitic a**hole!
What do you, like,
hate gay people, too?
Do you support apartheid?
You are not my friend.
Bam! Child's play.
Look, you can't tell anybody,
but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight.
-You're what?
-Yeah.
This morning she asked me
if I wanted to hang out sometime.
What happened?
I thought you were crazy about Em.
I am. I am.
But, you know,
I don't know if she necessarily,
like, wants something, you know,
kind of serious.
And, Joel, we're men. You know,
we're, like, wired to meet our needs.
I get it, it's a biological imperative.
Frigo, you can't tell anybody,
but I have a date tonight with Lisa P.
What? You know,
I should give you a double-sack-whack
-for telling a lie like that.
-Okay, don't believe me.
-Where are you going?
-The Velvet Touch.
Thanks.
How's the wine?
-It's good!
-Yeah.
I just need to tell you something.
Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell
a lot of people about tonight?
'Cause I think there's someone
at the park
who may have a little thing for me,
and I don't want her to feel bad.
-You mean Em?
-Yeah.
So you like working at the park?
Yeah, I think it could be
character building.
And, you know,
I've made a lot of friends.
Yeah, you and Connell
seem pretty tight.
Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting.
I think he's kind of
like a, you know, poetic soul.
-That guy's got some problems.
-What do you mean?
Last summer, he was having this thing
with this girl from the snack bar.
He used to take her to his mother's
basement to have sex with her.
His mother's basement.
How gross is that?
But he's married, right?
-Didn't stop him from hitting on me.
-Wow.
-Is that Frigo?
-Yeah, it is Frigo.
I wonder what he's doing here.
I should say hi. I've known him since...
Excuse me.
-You son of a b*tch, that's Lisa P.!.
-What the f*** are you doing here?
I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought
you were full of sh*t, but holy sh*t!
There she is! Think you can get me
naked pictures of her?
Frigo, get the f*** out of here,
and you can't tell anybody
about this, okay?
All right, all right, relax, Brennan.
-What's it worth to you?
-You're shaking me down?
No... Yeah, yeah.
I hate you with such great fervor. I...
Thanks, Brennan.
Sorry about that. What a coincidence.
Frigo was out to rent a video,
saw us through the window, and...
-Wow.
-Yeah.
And here we are.
I wonder how the fondue is tonight.
I want to visit every continent,
every country, really.
Charles Dickens actually wrote
these really interesting travel pieces,
but he visited prisons...
Would you rather have a sailboat
or a speedboat?
-Gee, I guess...
-I think sailboats are, like,
way more cooler, you know,
like more classic.
Though I bet speedboats would be
a lot more fun.
What were you saying?
Just babbling.
Oh.
I just need to get normal
before I go inside.
Put on some perfume
to cover the smell.
I was going to suggest more perfume.
-Shoot, my brush.
-Yeah. Hold on.
-Jesus, what the hell is this?
-Is that yours?
-No. I guess it's my dad's.
-Here, pull over here.
Can you smell the pot?
You smell amazing.
Thanks for tonight. It was fun.
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
Fondue.
-Oh, God.
-Tiger.
Sorry.
-Another time.
-Yeah.
-Good night.
-Good night.
-Hey.
-Hey.
Hey. I missed your call last night.
Sorry about that.
I was out
with some old high-school buddies.
-Sounds fun.
-Yeah, it was.
We got caught up reminiscing.
I was out pretty late.
But what were you calling about?
Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was
kind of a jerk the other night.
Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too.
I was drunk.
And I brought you something.
-This bag?
-Mmm-hmm. What's inside the bag?
-Is that a couple of joints?
-I think so. For pot cookies.
-Oh, my. You follow through.
-I do.
Cool. This'll be fun.
-Let's do it.
-Okay. I'm only having half, okay?
Walnuts? You want to see me go
into anaphylactic shock? F***.
-Home-made? Yummy.
-Brennan, you gonna eat the other half?
Sorry.
Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face
and kissed her head
And dreamed of
all the different ways
I had to make her glow
"Why are you so far away?" she said
"Why won't you ever know
that I'm in love with you
"That I'm in love with you"
You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
And what a race we have here today,
ladies and gentlemen. Boy!
And nobody is in the lead.
Nobody is in the lead.
In fact, what is so mind-blowing
about this particular race
is how evenly-matched
these particular competitors are.
And Yellow is dead last.
I don't think Yellow's moved once.
This is a fall from grace
for the once-great stallion, Yellow.
You know, Yellow has inseminated
over 1, 000 foals in his lifetime,
which might explain
his current exhaustion.
And you won, Number 9,
here you go... Here you go, great job.
Hey, Bobby.
Brennan, what are you doing?
-You been toking up?
-What?
-You been drinking drugs?
-No!
Your eyes are red.
Have you been crying?
Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before.
But no, Bobby,
I'm feeling sick because I think I ate
a bad corn dog before, Bobby.
That's why.
You know, why don't you go over
to Hats Off T o Larry
-and collect some balls?
-Okay.
And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this.
Hey, you all right?
-Yeah, thank you.
-All right.
This is how we met.
And they're off! In the lead is Green 5.
Green is in the lead.
Green 5, Green 5 in the lead.
Green! You really got it going on!
You know exactly what you're doing.
Green! You got it, Green! You won!
Pass that down to her.
Loser, pass that down. Thank you.
-Can I get some balls?
-You're gonna have to get more balls.
The customer's always right.
Here you go.
-I hit that thing dead-on!
-Yet he still retains his chapeau.
Whoa, whoa. Come on.
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