All American Bikini Car Wash Page #3

there's forms to fill out...

Don't worry, Jack.

I'll just blur out the name

when I edit it.

No... Ya know, and the

customers...

Yeah, I'll just shoot around

them or blur them out, too.

Cool.

Great.

Hey.

Sorry.

Why? I'm just making a Pop Tart.

Okay. Sorry.

Amanda, stop apologizing.

I know, I know, I'm sor...

Hey, I'm sorry for blowing

you off last night.

I just have a lot going on.

Yeah, I totally understand.

My ex is just like... I mean,

look at this body.

Would you go anywhere else?

No, I wouldn't never go

anywhere else, ever.

Like... Like if I were him.

And my lips.

I mean, these are just the

perfect lips to kiss with.

Yeah, pretty perfect lips.

Yeah, yours are nice, too.

No! They're not.

Ya know, if you dressed a

little different,

more confident, and a

little sexier,

I think you'd get more

guys' attention.

Stop! What are you doing?

Let me see your stomach.

See? Perfect.

Whatever.

Anyways, thank you.

Your Pop Tart.

Yeah. Is it cool if I

crash with you?

The couch smells like

puke and chips.

Yeah!

I mean, yeah, sure. Whatever.

Cool. You're the best, Amanda.

Hey, guys. Just real quick,

while I've got ya, I just wanted

to thank, everyone, for today.

You guys were great, really.

I gotta run this thing

for a week,

so if you guys can help out

for a few more days,

that would be awesome.

I can't. I got an

internship.

My friend Mia might be

able to help.

She's super cute.

Super cute is a great quality.

I had fun, but I'm beat.

Well, ya know, once we actually

get a rhythm going,

I sure we can work more

efficiently, guys.

I've done some calculations,

and if we are busy as my numbers

suggest we may indeed be,

anyone working as a bikini

person could bring home

at least two hundred bucks

a day, maybe more,

depending on weather concerns

and of course, traffic.

Shut up, Marvin.

I did get some nice tips.

You know, the pizza place

is really flexible.

I can still be cashier.

I'm in. I don't mind

showing off my girls.

Your girls?

Whoo! Those girls.

I am a big fan of those girls.

But do the girls need to be

out at the moment?

Yes, they do. You wanna

touch 'em, Brit?

They're all natural.

Well, not really.

No, thanks, I'm good.

Yeah, maybe we could just,

ya know...

Sure thing, Jack. Don't want

to offend anyone.

You're not offending me,

you just don't need to

fling them around.

Okay, BRATtany.

Hey!

No fighting, girls,

unless it involves mud wresting

or nudity. Or both.

Hey, Jack, this is gonna

be awesome.

Aw, that feels so good.

You should become a masseuse,

not a lawyer.

I think that lawyers tend

to be more successful

than masseuses.

Read that in books.

Stupid book.

Okay, now it's time

for the front.

Yeah?

Ya know? You could just quit

all this stupid law business

and become a bikini girl.

My parents would love that.

Should I be jealous of you

hanging out

with these bikini girls?

Psh. No way.

I mean, it's not like

you and me are going out

or anything, right?

I like to keep it casual. But

if I was the jealous type...

That would be bad, wouldn't it?

I'm glad you're not the

jealous type.

I'm sorry, did that hurt?

I kinda liked it.

You freak.

Alright, well we've got some

interviews coming in today,

but I've gotta inventory

supplies with Marvin.

So, can you handle them?

No problemo.

Alright.

Be professional.

Obviously!

I'm gonna need to see you

in a bikini.

This better?

Yeah.

Even better?

Please tell your parents I said

Thank You.

Experience. Work history.

Blah. Blah. Blah.

What are your best assets?

Do these count?

Yeah. Those count.

Yeah, ya know.

Great resume. We'll call you.

Does that help your decision?

F*** yeah. When can

you start?

How'd it go, man?

I miss anything?

Meh.

Holy...

Sh*t.

Hi.

Hi.

April told me about the job?

Here's my resume.

Yes. Yes, you heard right...

What are some of your

qualifications?

I'm an excellent customer

service provider,

and I'll do pretty much

anything to make sure

the customer is extremely

satisfied.

You're hired.

Vex, please.

Great.

Can you tell us about some of

the other positions you've held?

Positions?

I've been in a lot of

different positions.

Awesome!

What are some of your faves?

Are you flirting with me?

You're making me blush, honey.

No, no, no. He means jobs.

No, I meant positions.

I've had a lot of experience in

a lot of different positions.

And I'm very flexible.

Flexibility is a huge plus!

Here. Come on.

Most of the jobs I've had,

have been under the table.

As in...

No, Vex. Off the books, man.

I know what under the

table means.

Pfft. This guy...

Mia, look, wow. This... this all

sounds great, it does, really.

But see, I'm not solely looking

for sex appeal...

Well, I am!

Vex!

Did I mention that my

friend, Neil,

owns an exotic car dealership?

I'm sure I could persuade him

to bring his cars

here for washing and detailing.

Okay, now is she hired?

Welcome to the team, Mia!

Dave still own this joint?

Who's Dave?

Dave Dugan. Or as I like to

fondly refer to him, Dildo Dave.

Nobody really thinks that's

funny, Bobby.

I meant to tell ya that.

Like I give a flying f***.

Some people call him,

The Professor.

That's because he's a professor.

Anyways, yeah, he owns

the space.

So you're the new manager of

this fine establishment?

Temporarily.

Good enough.

We'd like to wish you the best

of luck with your endeavor.

Cool, thanks.

I was being facetious.

I kinda like nerdy girls.

you're nowhere near

my type.

Enough, Bobby. We'd like to

make a withdrawal.

Of what? I don't understa...

Money, smart guy!

You fail outta college

or something?

Actually, that's kind of a

funny story...

No it ain't and we don't care!

We truly don't give anywhere

close to a sh*t

regarding your situation.

I'll make it simple.

Dildo Dave...

Yes!

The Professor

and all the local joints pay

us a small weekly fee,

and we make sure that nothing

bad happens to their businesses.

It's a car wash. What

could happen?

It could explode.

Yeah, it definitely

could explode.

Boom!

There's nothing explosive here.

Ya never know.

Actually, I do.

We're just here to offer

protection, that's all.

Yeah, I'm gonna call the police.

You put that stapler

near my face,

I'll break your boss' windpipe.

It's cool. It's cool, Amanda.

It's fine.

The money. Or I break

your nose,

then your hands, and something

else randomly.

How much?

The usual.

I don't know the usual!

Jack, today's numbers

look great!

I think the usual has

just increased.

How much did they get?

More than I wanted to part with.

How do we make it back?

Hard work.

I hate that idea. Any

other options?

Guys, you've gotta see this!

I hear your girls do a good job.

You did?

You heard right. What kind

of package would you like?

The works.

Four girls. Good choice.

I hope so.

Sh*t! This is awesome!

Hey, I told you, Mia was

a good hire!

Hey! Chill, man!

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