All American Bikini Car Wash Page #4

We need to be careful, alright?

This is high end here.

High end people have high end

friends, which means...

More Ferraris?

Yes, Vex. More Ferraris.

So be super careful.

Of course!

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Feet on

the ground please.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Hand Wash Only.

Hey, nice job.

I like this place.

Perhaps I'll recommend

my friends.

We definitely appreciate

referrals.

Hey, and next time...

let her climb on the hood.

I wanna be him when I grow up.

Hey, what's up Kell-bell?

Just wanted to ask

you something.

Shoot.

I think it would really help and

get us a lot of business

if we really pushed the envelope

on the sexiness thing.

I mean, I'll talk to Jack.

But I'm not sure how sexy

he'd want to go though.

I'm a really sexual person,

so I can be as sexual as

you want me to be.

Really...

cause ya know, I'm a pretty

sexual person myself...

Are you?

Well, yeah. I mean, Vex

does rhyme with...

I know what it rhymes with.

So show me, baby.

Hey, Marcy! Sara!

My little sisters got a

lemonade stand? Nice.

Buy some lemonade!

Hell, yeah!

I mean, heck yes. Please.

Jack, buddy, can you spot me?

Lemonades are on me.

Three bucks! And we can't break

anything over twenty.

Here you go.

Thanks! We made nine

dollars now!

Twelve, Sara.

We might sell other stuff, too,

in case people get sick of

lemonade.

Like orange juice! And milk!

Ew. Not milk, Sara, that's

disgusting.

But maybe orange juice.

And if you refer someone you get

a coupon for a free lemonade.

That's a pretty good deal.

Hey everyone!

I was gonna stop by today

for that rent check.

I got it right here,

so no need!

And the girls wanted to see what

their big brother is up to.

No we didn't.

Daddy said let's see what kind

of trouble you're getting into.

Marcy. Did you finish

painting?

Painting? Like Jack would

paint...

Wow, this is good lemonade!

Jack.

Yeah.

Your mother and I don't

appreciate you

trashing the house.

Not everyone gets an

opportunity like this.

Well, Jack did just start

a business.

A business? Really?

What is it?

It's not gonna be like that

business project you did

with the banana and the

donut is it...

"BanoNut"! That was

a tasty failure.

No. No, dad, it's nothing

like that.

I'm just...

just helping someone out.

It's no big deal.

It's only temporary.

I see. Is it a

real business?

Yeah. It is.

Daddy says the only way

to make money

is to be evil and ruthless.

Heartless!

No, he said ruthless.

You're an idiot.

Girls, that's enough.

I'm gonna stop by in a few days.

The house better be in good

shape... painted or not.

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Let's get you girls some lunch!

But what if somebody

wants lemonade?

It'll be okay for a few minutes.

Good luck with your

business, girls!

Whoa, harsh.

Sorry, did I say too much in

front of your dad?

You were in a jam.

Yeah, you were totally jammed.

You should just tell him

the truth.

Truth? My parents don't

know sh*t about me.

And that's for their

own protection.

So I should tell him that

I might fail

the only class he wants

me to pass,

that I got fired from the job

I was supposed to keep

to pay rent and that I run

a bikini car wash?

The truth rocks. My opinion.

Maybe not all the truth.

But I have to admit this will

be great for the movie.

Built-in drama.

Just pass the popcorn!

Sorry. I get nervous in front of

the camera. Can we try again?

Yeah, I'll just keep rolling.

Okay. For real this time!

So, why I became a bikini

girl...

It's all about the Benjamins,

baby.

Kelly, this is my interview!

But I do love the Benjamins!

Making it rain, baby.

Making it rain. Whoa!

Make it rain on me, Vex!

Make it rain on me!

No! You're not involved

in the rain.

Sorry, I was just trying

to be funny.

Hey, dudes don't get rained.

Yeah. Yeah.

Making it rain!

Okay. Can I have everyone's

attention, please?

Let me just say that I am...

very drunk.

But, also, on Jack's behalf,

I just wanna say

that we are off to a really

good start, motherfuckers!

Cheers!

I need more drinks to drink?

I got rum.

I'll grab a glass!

My God! Grab me some!

I'd get these glasses, but I'm

a little buzzed at the moment.

Awe, you're so sweet!

Like a candy cane.

Actually, they're minty,

not really sweet.

Sweet to me would be like

a lollipop or...

Something with a higher

sugar content.

But, candy cane, nice! Thanks!

-Yay!

-Yay!

Tori... Can I ask you

a question?

Yeah, you just did, silly!

I got the rum!

O-M-G! This one guy was so

totally getting off

when I was washing

his windshield.

He even had it out.

Ew, it?

Yeah! That should be

extra, right?

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Alone?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm a little concerned.

I think there's a line

that you don't want to cross

with the car wash.

I mean, Kelly's nipples did

more washing than her hands.

Well that's part of

the deluxe wash.

Is it? I didn't know that.

Sure. Or you can go with just

the nipple wash by itself,

but it's a better value

if you go deluxe.

Now I see. Then the nips

are fine.

No, you're right. I'll

talk to them.

We shouldn't have the

nipples out.

Just looking out for you.

Just looking out for you, too.

I wouldn't want you falling down

and breaking that pretty

little a...

ca... camera.

Yeah, that'd be awful.

You know, you're doing a nice

job with the car wash,

even though I wasn't exactly

sold on it.

That makes two of us.

Seems like the girls are

into it, too.

And my film might actually turn

out better than I thought,

that is, if the girls in my

class don't steal my footage

and burn it.

That wouldn't be so bad,

would it?

Kidding. Kidding.

I'm sure you've probably

got enough

car wash footage,

though, right?

I could use more footage. Unless

you don't want me around.

No, no, no, no. That's not

what I meant. I... no.

I totally want you...

around. Around, you know

what I mean.

Then I'll be around.

Cool.

Hey, guys, am I interrupting?

Actually...

I need another beer.

Wow. Someone has a bug

up her ass.

Nope. I don't think she has

any bugs up her ass.

Or anywhere else.

You're the boss.

And a really good one.

Well. I don't know about that.

If wasn't for your creativity,

none of it would have worked.

I didn't really do

all that much.

Aw, you're being modest.

No, but, I was thinking that

maybe we should

tone down some of the

sexy stuff.

Why would we want to do that?

I mean, I want the business to

be successful, of course,

but you know just not

with all the nudity.

What's wrong with a

little... nudity?

Nothing, in the right context.

Is this the right context?

Yeah, sure.

But, ya know, the car wash isn't

really the place...

But, you know I'm all about

customer satisfaction.

Customer satisfaction

is critical.

Aw, Jack, you're blushing.

Am I? No.

Just. One. More. Button.

Jack, you can't feel a girl up

and leave her hanging.

It's not polite.

Am I right, Brit?

I didn't... I wasn't...

I wouldn't...

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