All American Bikini Car Wash Page #5

I'll see you guys tomorrow.

But, Brit, look. But,

we're celebrating.

Then celebrate. I'm tired.

You may want to put those away.

Yeah. I'm gonna go back

to the party.

That's what I'm talking about!

So all I was saying for is that,

we just need to be careful

about going too far.

But going too far is

too much fun.

Especially when Tori has

a few drinks in her!

Put on a show for us, Tori!

Go, Tori! Go, Tori! Go, Tori!

Is this going too far?

No!

Is this too much?

Keep going!

Hi.

You got the poor kid speechless!

Give him a lap dance!

Hell yeah!

Careful, Marvin. You might hurt

someone with that thing!

Come out. We're having

so much fun.

I'm tired. And you're drunk.

I'm not even that drunk.

Okay, maybe I'm a little

that drunk.

You're such a good friend.

Thanks, friend.

Yeah. You should be a

bikini girl.

I do not have the body for that.

What? Come here...

Tori, what are you doing?

Let me look at you.

Tori, what are you doing?

Tori, come on...

Tori!

You have really nice legs.

Tori, what are you doing?

Come on! Let me see you.

Tori, this is weird.

Tori?

Perfect. Wow.

Why aren't you seeing anyone?

Are you a good kisser?

I don't know. I haven't really

had much practice.

That's crazy. You're such

a cute girl.

Come on, lick your lips for me.

Again, but with more tongue.

Yeah, that was perfect.

Really, so good...

I love you so much.

Tori?

Tori? Tori?

Dammit.

Whoa, Tracy?

What the f***?

Good morning to you, too.

What happened?

You don't remember?

Well, you were pretty drunk.

I came over after the party.

I guess I needed a booty call.

I don't...

Did we...?

Baby. You rocked my world.

I'm kidding, you passed out.

It seemed a bit rapey.

But, you're up now.

You're not up.

Aren't you supposed to get

morning wood or something?

No. Hey, hey, hey.

Tracy, look...

I'm sorry about this.

Your penis?

No. Not my penis. Look,

hey... I've had fun with you

and everything.

It's, there's someone else who...

Thank god.

I thought it was me.

I'm gonna go text Vex.

He seems like a

kinky motherf***er!

Wow.

Hey, Marvin.

Hey, Mia.

Could I ask you for some advice?

Yeah, sure, what's up?

Okay, I have this friend

who really likes this girl

and wants to ask her out. But

he's a bit apprehensive.

That's pretty normal.

Is he cute?

Well, I'm not sure how one

might categorize his appearance,

but let's just he's no

stud muffin.

Does he have a personality?

Is he funny?

Girls like funny. Funny can

be pretty hot.

Like, jokes? Or ventriloquism?

Put it this way, the guys

I date are cute,

but they're also funny. The last

guy I dated was about a seven,

but he had a great personality,

which made him a nine.

Gosh. I didn't know

girls rated guys.

Of course we do.

So, tell your "friend" that a

little humor goes a long way.

And good luck.

Well, hey, sh*t bag!

Bobby, easy.

Fellas. I got the dough.

Yeah, you better have!

What'd I do?

Ya never stop.

Stop what?

-You're like an earwig...

-An earwig?

Just nattering tete-tete-te,

day in, day out!

No, I...

You never shut up. I can't even

think when I'm around you!

But what the f*** is an earwig?

Forget it!

Here it is.

Yeah, five. We're good.

Damn. I was looking forward to

breaking both your arms

and beating you with them.

Pa-Paw!

Lucky prick.

Hey! Can I get

a receipt?

He...

This guy!

How 'bout this, I'll give ya a

"get the f*** outta here!"

That works!

What?

No, I'm trying not to talk.

Good.

But you know, I really don't

think I talk all that much

to begin with, and when I do,

it's because I got

something to say or to state my

opinion. And you know what,

given the freedoms we have

in this country

you could say what you want to...

God help me!

Hey!

-Hey, Marvin.

-Tori...

do you know how to spot a

blind guy at a nudist colony?

What?

It's not hard. Get it?

What's the difference between

love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing

and gargling!

That's disgusting. I gotta

get back to work.

Maybe it's my delivery.

What do you think Martin?

Vex! Stop bombing

Vanessa's shoot!

We got some nice shots, V.

Awesome, thank you!

So Jack, I have to thank you for

bringing me on at the car wash.

Bikini car wash.

Jack the exploiter.

He's so proud.

Come on, Brit. You know I'm

not trying to do that.

I'm just busting your stones.

Relax!

Really, no biggie.

Nobody's forcing us

to work there.

We're getting paid and it's fun.

And I could make a few bucks.

Maybe we're exploiting the

guys who are willing

to pay way too much to have

their cars washed.

You're preaching to

the choir, Vanessa!

Vex agrees with me?

Maybe I am wrong.

Forget everything I said.

I'll just upload these for you.

Thanks, Brit. You rock.

See you guys tomorrow.

See? Vanessa likes the

bikini car wash.

Shut it.

Hey, who's ready to go

in the pool?

No, no. No, Stop! Stop!

No! Don't...

Alright, ladies, so we're

offering detailing now.

So, just make sure to take

a look at

the new price list I handed out.

Plus we're offering

referral coupons.

These are really good

ideas, Jack.

Great. Marvin got us a

good deal on sealant,

so we can offer that now.

Try to get the customers

to upgrade, you know. It'll make

us, and you all, more money.

I like the sound of that!

We'll get them to upgrade!

sexy, not slutty.

I'm not changing anything.

We want to give the customers

a reason to come back, right?

Well, yeah, of course.

But Jack said...

Jack's doing this for his

stupid class.

He doesn't know what's best.

I think he's doing a

really nice job.

The customers will come back

for us, not for sealant.

Without us, there's nothing.

So let's give them a reason

to come back.

I'm screwed. Now they're working

together. What am I gonna do?

Just talk to her, man.

Ask her out.

I tried to tell her

some jokes...

Jokes? How'd that go?

It didn't. You guys were right.

She's in a league of her own.

Marvin, look, they're all in

leagues of their own, alright?

You just gotta figure out which

approach works best.

Easier said that done.

Think of it like a

computer program

you're trying to figure out.

Like coding?

Yes, exactly!

So, talking to a girl is like

building a website?

Okay, f*** the coding thing.

Look, just talk to her.

Ask her out.

Okay. But, what if

she says no?

Marvin, look, if she says

"yes" then great.

If not, then just move on

to someone else.

Alright? Cause look, Marvin,

you're a smart motherf***er

and some chicks, they dig

smart motherfuckers.

Yeah... I am a smart

motherf***er!

Damn right you are!

I got this!

Damn right you do! Yeah.

So, do you think he really has

a chance with Tori?

He needed a boost.

I'm just afraid he'll get his

hopes up, you know?

Yeah. But, I mean, you know,

what else should he do?

Nothing? I mean, in high school,

I wasn't all that smooth

remember? It was Vex that gave

me the boost I needed.

Megan Tucci, I remember.

But she said "no."

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