All American Bikini Car Wash Page #6

Yup. But it made it easier

to ask out the next girl.

Who also said "no."

No, she said "Hell no!"

But eventually, one said yes.

I like that. You really

want to help him.

I'll admit, it's kinda sexy.

You think?

Just one second.

Bikini... Car Wash.

Thank you for calling.

Jack! Keeping busy?

Very! Actually.

Really?

Just... making a few twerks,

tweaks!

Makin-Just trying to jump-start

business! That's all.

Terrific! I'm interested in

hearing about these tweaks.

I'm sure you'll be

impressed! Okay, bye.

I'm screwed.

Pretty much.

Hi.

Hi, Marvin.

Did you wanna ask me something?

Or, are you just gonna stare

at me all day?

Yeah! I was... Are you

busy, like, later?

Don't know. Depends. Why?

Well, I was wondering if

you wanted to

go out with me or something?

Me? Go out with you?

Yeah. I know I'm not the

typical kind of guy you go for,

but I am a nice guy.

And I'm fun as hell.

Anyway, I'm not gonna beg.

There are lots of girls

in the world who'd love to go

out with me, but I'm asking you.

I'll think about it.

Hey.

Woo!

What happened?

She said she'll think about it!

I am so glad Jack pumped me up.

By the way, why aren't you and

Jack together?

Don't mean to pry.

I don't know. I mean,

we've always just been friends.

I don't think he's into me

like that.

All guys are into girls

like that.

It's a well-known fact, you see.

Are you the dating

expert now?

Well, I've researched the dating

scene ever since I hit puberty.

And just because I'm normally

scared of the opposite sex,

I've learned quite a few things

regarding relationships,

at least in theory.

In theory...

I've got the charts to prove it.

Bye! Come back soon!

See, you're a natural.

Shut up.

Guess who just asked me out?

Marvin?

Yeah! It's a good idea, getting

back at my ex, don't you think,

going out with a guy

like Marvin?

Your ex was a real a**hole.

Amanda!

What! I just meant for

cheating on you.

I know, he's pretty dumb.

Well, you should hang out

with us, too.

Hey, Mia said you wanted

to talk?

Yeah. I need you to

tone things down.

Alright, but Vex said

it was okay.

Vex? Look, he's not running

this thing. I am, okay?

If you can't follow the rules,

I won't be able to have you on

for the last few days of this.

I'm doing it because of my girl.

Because you're getting

breast implants?

No, not those girls. My

daughter. Her dad is a deadbeat.

I had no idea. Sorry.

I'm sorry. I should've told you.

Look, everyone has stuff

going on. Alright?

Just play it cool, you know.

Don't cross the line. Alright?

I've got a lot riding on this,

I just don't wanna blow it.

Okay?

Thank you.

Hey, bro! Want a sammy?

You told the girls it was okay

to sex it up out there?

You know I didn't want

that, man.

My grade and everything is

on the line here.

It was Kelly's idea, really.

When did you talk to her

about it?

I don't know. You know,

the other night.

Before or after you had sex?

I didn't say we had sex.

Before.

I mean, I was stressed

about cash.

And Marvin said sex lowers

your blood pressure,

so that's why I did it, you

know. For health reasons.

You had sex with her

for your health?

Yeah?

And you're blaming Marvin now?

Vex. I am supposed to be in

charge here, man.

You went behind my back.

Well I didn't think it was

that big a deal!

You're not gonna can me, are ya?

I don't know, man. I gotta

think about it.

Stupid f***ing penis!

-Hey!

-Hey!

So, did you fire, Vex? He's

refusing to get drunk.

No, that'd be pretty ruthless.

Or is it heartless?

Not sure. Ask your sisters.

So, does the inventor of

Easy-Corn think running

a business is harder then

he thought it'd be?

First of all, Easy-Corn could

be a hit, if marketed well.

Dude, it's corn, in a baggy!

It's the perfect snack! Come on.

And now, a bikini car wash.

My ideas are just ahead

of their time.

Sure, that's what it is.

My Dad's gonna kill me.

Probably. But, f*** it, ya know?

You're not your dad.

And, I didn't think the bikini

car wash was the best plan.

But you know what? It works

and it's helping everyone.

Yeah, and it saved Vex from

getting his legs broken.

Can Vex be saved?

It's weird, and I never thought

I'd say it, Easy-Corn,

but your bikini car wash is

actually doing some good.

Girls in my class would kill

me for saying that.

Well, look. If they do, just

make sure you film it.

You think she's with her ex?

Yeah. Probably.

She say anything about

going out with me?

No.

Why do we like her? Is she

even our type?

Is it just because she's hot?

If she went for me,

it would only be temporary.

I know that.

I even calculated the chance

that she was actually into me

and it is infinitesimally small.

I probably have the

same chance.

No. I calculated yours, too.

It was marginally higher.

And how did you calculate that,

exactly?

Charts and graphs mainly.

It's very complicated.

I didn't know she's into

girls, too.

But I can't say

I blame her

You look magnificent

in a bikini.

No, that must be the

booze talking.

Nope. I have a very high

alcohol tolerance.

Well, it was fun, but it's

just not really my thing.

Just did it for her.

Dumb, right?

Not at all. I don't dress up

nice for just anyone,

except for like a prom date or

something like that you know...

You know, I think a nice shirt

is a lot different than

a bikini, Marvin.

Yeah, I guess. You look

fantastic now, too.

Not just in a bikini. I just

never noticed before.

Not sure why.

If I were Tori, I'd totally

be into you.

If I were her...

Tor... I'm gonna...

Hey.

Looked like you were having fun.

No, it was nothing.

Where were you?

My ex's. He's such an ass.

I told him that Marvin

asked me out

and he just got all mad.

But it's whatever.

Come here.

I really love this dress on you.

Thank you.

I told you that you had

really nice legs.

You feel nice, baby.

Are you drunk already?

A teeny bit.

Come on, I thought you

were having fun...

Yeah, it was fun, but I just

don't think you're my type.

Where were we?

Well... we were sitting

on the couch.

And there was kissing.

Like that?

I-ffirmative.

But what about Tori?

She's not our type.

Hey, Brittany.

Hey.

Look, I'm sorry if I was mopey

and lame last night.

You were mopey. And super lame.

And well, I thought about

what you said the other day...

and I gotta come clean to my

Dad and the professor.

It's really my only option.

You're gonna have to

let me film that.

So, Jack, what makes a

successful business?

Hard work, good work

ethic. Hard work...

You said that already!

Yo, Jack. Hey, bro. Do

you got a sec?

Sure.

So, I just want to say

that...

I'm sorry for going behind

your back.

You know, I really do want this

to succeed. And not just for me,

and the fact that I can

basically

like look at boobies all day.

But because you're my best

friend, ya know. And...

I think you're a kick-ass boss.

Thanks, man.

You just don't want to be

kicked out of the house.

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