All Out Dysfunktion! Page #3
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 85 min
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Don't tell me you dragged me
all the way here
to ghetto valley to tell me
that it's not gonna work.
I'm giving you $2,000
and enough coke
to melt your face.
- Face, b*tch. -Let me
explain something to you.
I don't care about ravers.
I don't care about music.
And I don't give
a f*** about people.
What I care about
is my money and my time,
so don't f***
with my money or my time.
In about three hours,
I'm on a plane to Miami.
If you don't come through,
you're gonna face a shitstorm
of unimaginable.
So, now what are you gonna do
about this old lady, clarelle?
I don't know.
Can we knock her out
or something?
How old is she?
- Sixty or 70?
- F***.
We can't f*** her up.
We can knock her out, though.
Oh, every day at 6:00,
she goes out back
and she waters her flowers.
- F***, I'll just chloroform the b*tch.
- Okay, everything's a go.
Ooh, cocktails.
Ah, f*** it.
I'm just gonna inject
that b*tch with acid.
Have that b*tch seeing rainbows.
Jesus, I don't want to kill her.
Shut the f*** up, b*tch.
We're not gonna kill her.
We're just gonna put her
to sleep.
And, on that note,
we're gonna set up
and break down.
By the time she wakes up,
everything will be back to normal.
You get your gig in cash, b*tch.
Gig in motherfuckin' cash.
Will you shut the f*** up?
Seriously.
Come on, dig, b*tch.
All right, look, you guys.
We're gonna go out
the same way we came in.
She's the old lady
that's standing out front.
You can't miss her.
Bruce, give me a bump.
For the love of god.
Oh, yeah, you want
some of Mr. moist?
- Just give me some.
- Want my dick?
Shut up, just give it to me.
Say you want my dick, b*tch.
Say it.
- Say it.
- I want your coke.
Like that sh*t?
All right.
Okay, a deal's a deal,
all right?
And if anything goes wrong,
I'm gonna cut off
your f***ing balls
and I don't owe sh*t,
you broken record motherf***er.
Now get the f*** outta here.
And that goes for you,
too, scooter.
F***ing b*tch.
Isn't she saucy?
Ranjit?
Something I can do for you?
Hi.
Huh, I was just looking
for something.
You know, something.
Laundry room's
down the hall, bro.
Yes.
Yes, the laundry room
is down the hallway,
but I was admiring your, uh, uh,
unique film antiquities
and glorious memorabilia.
You know, you have
a lot of space here.
You know, you could probably
milk a cow.
It's nice.
Yeah, my old man's
a cinematographer.
I'm lactose intolerant.
But, you know what,
let's cut out this first date
chitchat bullshit.
What the f***
are you doing in here?
Okay, pashu.
I'm angry and I'm pissed
and I'm wanting
to hurt that director,
and I know you had some things
in your room
and I'm looking for something
to beat him with.
You know what happened
to the last person
that went rummaging around
through my stuff?
Let's just say...
I'm still on medication.
Do you know why
they call me gator, ranjit?
It's because I'm hard to tame.
Please, pashu, no, no.
Oh, man!
Got you!
Oh, you should see
your face right now.
I wish you could.
It is so stupid-looking.
You look like a hostage.
You look like
you're really mad at me.
And you look stupid.
Crazy f***ing pashu.
You're awesome, dude.
You're amazing.
You're like a f***ing
curry dahmer.
- Yes.
- -Quiet on the set!
You know what?
I'm sorry. Yep, you got it.
Shh, listen.
Don't worry about that guy.
- Okay?
You proved your point with him.
I never knew
you had so much heart.
Come in here.
Get over here.
Yes, booby traps everywhere.
There's no treading
in gator's house.
You are completely unhinged.
You... you are a sociopath.
No, I'm just kidding.
Don't hurt me, please.
Listen, there's a lot of girls
getting d*cks slapped
on their foreheads out there.
I want to see
what I can get on this guy.
Put it on the Internet later.
Try and make us some money.
Make yourself at home.
You break it, you buy it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Look at me. Look at me.
I am coming! I am coming!
This is why they call me
the black rhino!
- This is for Botswana!
Cut! God damn it, cut!
That's the f***ing money shot.
Holy dick roll.
What the f*** did you eat?
There he is.
Pleasure, I don't give
a hootenanny
what you do
in your own damn room,
but the living room
is community property.
- Hi, ma'am. -Don't you ma'am me.
- I run this house.
So, you better get
your fresh-out-of-film-school
wish-you-had-a-better-job
stuck-in-a-porn
peacock feathers
the hell out of my way.
It's all good. This is gonna
be a big movie for me.
Yesterday you said you were
doing a photo shoot,
not shooting a goddamn porn.
I'm writing you up.
I'm telling Harold.
- Now, where is he?
- He is the guy.
Now, you listen here,
you two-bit crackerjack.
I like nothing more
than some good,
old huffin' and puffin',
so I support your industry,
but what i will not support
is your two-inch penis
running around my house
insulting my tenants
with more arrogance
than a Kentucky drunk
with a Napoleon complex!
Peanut butter sassafras!
Ah, holy sh*t!
- What's with the plastic bag? -I
was worried he was gonna bleed.
Do you have a handkerchief?
Everybody out.
And get this a**hole out of here
before he wakes up.
- Clarelle... -i don't want to hear it.
- I'm writing you up.
All I do is try
to look out for you kids.
And you sure as hell
don't make it easy for me.
F***.
F*** this. I'm going
back into construction.
Oh, god.
Any time, sh*t, otherwise,
i wouldn't be able to see you.
F*** you, cream pie.
Get the f*** out of my face.
You wanna fight, midnight?
'Kay, Jesus Christ.
I don't even need zoom
on you girls.
Hello.
I'm gator.
Yeah, like a gator.
All right.
He's hot. Grr.
Gators don't go grr.
They go rr.
Hey.
That was nice,
what you said about how people
treat me and stuff.
Thanks for sticking up for me.
You're like my phula.
The what?
In my culture,
phula means flower.
To me, you are like that.
Oh, come here.
Careful, careful,
careful, careful.
What up, Joe Frazier?
Dude, dope cross.
I didn't even see you coming.
- Thanks, gator.
- Yeah.
- You think it's broken, clarelle?
- Yeah, it's broken.
Will you put
that damn camera away?
No can do, sorry.
We'll wrap it
at the articular disc
and give you a splint.
You'll be fine, okay?
Gator, grab a bag
of frozen veggies
and wrap it in a towel.
Yes, ma'am.
I'll go outside,
make sure bozo leaves.
Hurry.
Carrie, you gotta see this.
Check this out.
- F***in' hard, man.
- I totally missed the punch,
but I totally got the fall.
Ready?
Three, two, boom.
I don't f***ing care.
You're so annoying.
"You're so annoying."
Move.
Tell your little cronies
that the flowers
are around back.
Thank you.
That's a down payment,
p*ssy cat.
Okay, ew.
Get the f*** off me and leave.
Let's go.
We'll see.
F***ers.
My room, now.
Look, I don't know
what you have planned,
and, frankly, i don't care.
Odds are, clarelle's
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