American Idiots Page #7
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- Year:
- 2013
- 92 min
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- Oh Jeez.
- What?
- Diot.
Really?
Yes, I'm here with the guys.
And put $5 on Duckling.
Okay.
- Are you kidding me?
- Ha ha!
Hey!
You'll get your phone back
with your friend.
The council says you may do
the ritual of the great Tatonka.
And that should take care of everything.
Okay fine.
When do we start?
End of the road at sundown.
And how long is this
gonna take... about?
The ritual of the Tatonka
can take five days.
We don't have five days.
Well, screw this!
Let's just pick him up
- on the way back.
- No no no.
- Well, fine then!
Really?
Is it really gonna take five days?
I've seen it done in less time.
Is there any way it could
be done in, like...
this ritual... in like an hour?
- It's never been attempted.
- No?
I have seen it done in...
in less time.
It would require all of you
working as one,
and maybe... just maybe you
Okay, that's promising.
- Yeah.
- Know this:
If the spirit is not satisfied,
you are not protected
and the ritual may kill all of you.
What?!
End of the road.
You should start driving.
Let's go, come on!
Do you think
we're gonna make it in time?
Yeah.
- I hope you're right.
- I am right. I'm always right.
- Yeah yeah.
- You know that.
And if not?
Is this the place?
We're in the middle of BFE.
What's BFE again?
Hmm, so that's what
Guys, this looks really creepy.
Where are we?
- I have no idea.
- Oh my God!
- That looks like a...
- Where the hell is this place, huh?
This must be it.
I don't like this.
Me neither.
Let's just do what we need to do
and get the hell outta here.
You four have come
for your friend
who has greatly offended an elder
- and so the tribe.
- Yes, we have.
And you intend to take
the ceremony of the Tatonka?
- Yeah.
- Yes, we do.
- Can we see our friend?
- No.
Follow.
Oh sweet baby Jesus!
I love wheelchair people.
- Kevin.
- Oh my God.
- That looks like it hurts.
- Merry Christmas.
Man, you know,
like when I was a little kid,
I used to play
cowboys and Indians,
I was always an Indian.
- What have you done with him?
- You can see him.
There he is. He's up
on the giant thing and he is fine.
He is in the spirit world.
Hey, Ellen,
you know you and Wyatt should bang
and make uptight Caucasian babies.
Just thought I should tell you that.
I saw it in a vision.
No big deal.
He is so f***ed.
It seems like a bad night
I had in Ibiza.
He committed the disrespect
in the bathroom.
So the journey for your friend
is a muddy disgrace
as the elder felt.
Everybody should get stoned.
And they should
throw rocks at me, man,
in the mud
while I'm wearing this...
Now are you ready
to begin your journey?
Pray the great spirit
smiles upon you.
Sound prehistoric.
Will there be
hors d'oeuvres there?
Maybe some mystery fingers?
clubbed by a warrior?
Uncle Kenny!
Follow.
- I don't like this.
- Me neither.
Hey, man, can I have
some more of that soup?
So begins the ceremony
of the Tatonka.
who have shown me
the gift of the Tatonka,
and those who didn't
show me sh*t
'cause they were kinda d*cks,
I begin this offering.
Oh great spirit,
guide us in this journey.
Yes.
Drink.
What's in this?
'Cause I don't do dark liquor.
It's roofies, dear.
You've done it before.
Drink.
Drink.
Um.
Drink.
Blech.
Drink.
Can I get a straw
- Huh?
- Drink.
Okay okay.
Good. Good good.
Now the great spirit will
show you the way.
How come you're not drinking?
Not my journey.
I'm glad you think it's funny.
Last time I felt like this,
it was at the "Y"
and when I woke up
I was covered in ham.
Drink.
Do you want to scalp me, man?
Go ahead!
they're all scalping me.
This girl in Vegas,
she's scalping me.
Scalping me in the ass!
Thank you. That helps.
See your destiny?
I see myself.
Pigtails, cute little gingham skirt,
lollipops.
Teasing all the football players
from the sideline,
showing my little b-bubble ass,
and then the whole entire team
will jerk jizz all over their cleats
right there
on the 50-yard line.
I am a dynamo!
Drink.
Mmm, I'm in a white forest.
But I'm hanging from a tree,
upside down like a bat,
like a big black bat.
And my tongue is licking
the snow again
and again!
What does it mean?
It means you're insane.
I thought it was cool.
Drink.
Man, you guys got
the raw end of the deal, man.
Yes, we know.
White people are d*cks!
And I can say that
because I'm white.
Drink.
Oh man.
I don't even care
I just wanna
stay here
with the twigs and the spit.
Ellen, what's your vision?
Oh no no, I'm not... not telling.
What?
Don't tell.
- No.
- Come on.
This is just for me.
I wanna go see the fire.
- Come on, come on, come on!
- Okay.
Come on, give me your hand.
Wyatt!
We're leaving now.
Wyatt!
We're leaving.
Where are you?
Are we dead?
I wish we were.
We have to get to Vegas!
Oh my God,
- we have to get to the wedding.
- Where's the RV?
- What about Kevin and the others?
- F***!
We have to get
to f***ing Vegas!
The wedding... f***.
We're gonna miss everything.
- Well, you're not helping.
- Try dancing or something.
Really?
Come on, who doesn't
pick up a chick
in a leather two-piece?
I thought you were gonna show me
how to get it done?
Well, why don't you go
and bury yourself in the sand?
Well, here comes somebody now.
You wanna actually
get in that car?
Why don't you go check for me?
Oh man, we really need a ride.
Uh, where are you guys going?
Uh, we're trying
to get to Vegas. Vegas.
We're going to Buffalo Bill's.
You guys can hop in.
- Yeah.
- You gotta bring that little...
looking thing with you.
Oh yeah, totally. You can...
whatever you want. You can have her.
- Yeah.
- Get in.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- All righty, partay.
- Whew.
Thank you.
...on Friday,
August 12th at 2:00 p.m.
All you gotta do is call
of 8:
00 and 10:00 p.m.Pacific Standard Time...
I'm not sure we should have
left the others.
Oh, don't worry.
We'll be fine.
What's the worst that
could happen, right?
...a lot of discussion on the table
about what they're gonna do
to expand the runway.
Let me tell you...
last week, we had...
Y'all must be getting hot and sweaty
with all that leather down there.
You guys want some beer?
We got a bunch of that sh*t right here.
- Oh, boo boo.
- Thank you. I am so thirsty right now.
- Yoo! Thank you.
- No problem.
But they're kinda hot, though, man.
Whoo, hot damn!
- Yeah!
- Oh yeah.
This is a song we made
so much sweet love to,
you can't even imagine it.
- Ugh.
- Had plenty of practice with this boy.
Hey now.
- Oh, y'all want a joint?
- Puff puff pass.
- No, I'm good.
- No thanks.
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