Amigo Undead Page #3
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and I've got a wife
and two kids to think about.
Okay. You're being ridiculous,
they'll do an autopsy and figure it out.
Oh, well, you know, maybe in
Los Angeles, Kevin.
But out here in the sticks,
they're gonna lock you up
and throw away the key
for a hell of a lot less.
Okay. And what are you suggesting?
I'd say we just bury him
right here right now.
I mean, it's Norm's land.
No one's ever gonna find out.
You can't be serious.
What about his family?
What if the cops come looking for him?
Well, Jovan didn't have a wife or kids
and as far as the cops go,
he was undocumented.
I mean technically on paper,
he was non-existent,
if you know what I mean.
I'm really his only family,
so I guess it's my decision.
That's right, Norm.
You were like
his brother and so what
would he have wanted
to be buried by some
undertaker in a cemetery
while his friends went
to jail for some crime
they didn't commit
or would he have liked
to have been buried by us on your land
while we celebrate his life
and honored his achievements.
No. We can't do that.
We need to tell someone.
We need to make this official.
Look, Jovan was my friend
and we all know this was an accident
and I don't think he'd wanna put
us through a bunch of trouble.
Plus he really liked it out here.
It just seems like
I can't believe I'm hearing this.
Hearing what?
I don't hear anything.
Boy, you know, I didn't know an Asian
could be so lazy.
I'm not lazy.
I'm a conscientious objector.
I need a break.
I'm starting to feel
a little lightheaded.
I think my diabetes is acting up.
Oh, no.
What do we do?
I'll be all right.
I just...
I think I need some more orange juice
or maybe a candy bar and some rest.
Okay. Just rest.
Thanks.
This feels so wrong.
I... I've never done this before.
Is this deep enough?
I mean,
him up or something?
No.
No, I think we're good.
Well.
There's no need to do this anymore.
What was that for?
Well, I don't know, I mean,
I'm sure Jovan was a nice guy
but you can't be too careful, you know.
You are a terrible, terrible person.
What?
I'm not racist or anything.
I'm just being precautious.
Okay. You're not racist, huh?
Well, maybe we can finally address
the shirt you're wearing?
Oh, this? Oh, so,
I can't be proud of my heritage?
So, Kevin, you could
have a shirt that says
proud to be Asian or a...
Or a black guy could have a shirt
that says proud to be black
but suddenly this throws
everything into question.
That feels like a double standard.
No. If you look in the mirror...
Hey, guys, we should do this.
He's starting to smell like poop.
And I hear when you die you make
a whole bunch of turds in your jeans.
All right. That's enough of that talk.
Let's do this.
Amen.
Amen.
All right.
What are we gonna do now?
Hey, I got some "mad libs" in my bag.
Oh, come on you guys.
I mean, Norm, it's your birthday,
you know, we should have some fun.
I don't know. I just don't really
feel like celebrating anymore.
Yeah. That's an understatement.
I don't know about you guys,
but that's the first time
I ever buried a body.
Oh, it was an accident.
He choked.
It was nobody's fault.
Guys, I think we need to move on.
I have to take a leak.
Hey, why don't we tell ghosts stories?
Norm, do you remember
that story you told me
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
This isn't just about you.
I mean, yes, it's your
birthday, but I mean,
I only get one week every
six months to be away
from my family and damn it,
I intend to have a good time.
Hey, I saw someone
walking around out there.
Huh?
I think I saw someone
walking around out there.
He's lost or something maybe.
Are you sure? Maybe
it was just an animal.
Yeah. It was just an animal.
No, it was a human being.
What did he look like?
Shirt, pants.
Sounds like someone has been smoking
a little too much grass.
Hey, if he needs some more,
tell him to talk to me.
Who goes there?
Oh, maybe it's that guy
that was walking around.
Did you really see somebody or not?
Yes! I mean, I think.
We'll, if there's someone out there.
I got the gun.
Jesus, Wayne, you're
gonna kill somebody now?
Well, I don't think
I have much of a choice.
You a**holes nobody's
killing anybody, all right?
It's probably just the coyote.
Let's split up and check.
Okay. Wayne and Ian you go east.
That's north.
Kevin and I will go the other way.
If you see anything just yell.
Copy.
- It's that way.
- Thank you.
Hello?
Hey, so, what's the deal with Wayne?
Why do you hang out with that guy?
Oh, Wayne, yeah.
We've been hanging out for a while
and he seemed like an all right guy
and then one day he
started spouting on this
white pride crap and...
on the same page and I just didn't have
the heart to tell him.
That you're not a racist?
The fishing trips are awesome.
He pays for everything.
Well, that's great, Norm.
Hang out with the gun toting bigot
for the free fishing trips.
Sounds like you're really
moving up in life.
Yeah, whatever, man.
You make him sound like Hitler.
He's just a little behind the times.
Well, there's nothing out here.
Can we go now?
That's weird.
I've never seen that before.
Looks Egyptian.
Yeah, Norm, it's Egyptian.
Look at that one, that can't be good.
And this is all Indian, man,
a couple of hundred years ago.
I'm sure that stuff
is all over the place.
Can we go?
in a sacred Indian burial ground
and now he's gonna
come back and kill us?
No, really. Maybe that's who Ian
saw walking around.
All right. It was
a stupid thought, sorry.
Stop looking at me like that.
Oh, okay. You put me in my place,
I'm an idiot.
Okay. Kevin, I wanna kill myself now.
What a woman.
Hey, guys! I think I found something.
Jesus, Ian!
Seriously. I think it's a pog.
Remember pogs?
We didn't find anything.
Yeah, neither did we.
Well, we should probably head back,
it's getting dark as sh*t out
finishing touches on my camp.
Hey, maybe it's just me
Maybe we should sleep
in the cars tonight.
Fine! Now, you guys go
sleep in your cars,
I'm going camping.
You know, I brought some yummy steaks
to put on the fire, some s'mores,
you gay-wads can do whatever you want.
I don't need you.
Behind the times, huh?
Let's just go back.
Hey, Norm.
Maybe I should head home now.
Oh, come on, man.
It's been a long day
and I know you're upset,
but it's a really long drive.
Just stay tonight and I'll promise
things will be better tomorrow.
Yeah, somehow, I doubt that.
How come your brother
seems not very nice?
Oh, don't take it personally.
It's not about you.
He's just pissed at me.
Why?
I don't know, something about
when our parents died.
Did you kill them?
What? No.
I was having a bad acid trip and
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