Amigo Undead Page #5
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No, you don't say that ever.
What are you doing, man?
You're giving me a hard time, you know?
I mean, I didn't save the day
but it's like motto.
I always say it.
I've known you for awhile
come out of your mouth.
I don't know why you
feel the need to lie.
I'm not lying, you know,
why would I lie about
something silly like that?
I think you just wanted to sound cool
and now I called you on it.
I'm not lying.
Wayne, you're just
digging yourself deeper.
You just need to come clean.
Put your hands where I can see them.
Los Angeles, huh?
I know you city perverts
like to come out here
to do all your satanic sh*t
because you think us country bumpkins
won't figure it out.
Sir, it wasn't Kevin's fault.
In fact he's probably least
to blame of any of us.
Was I talking to you, Hagrid?
You'll get your turn.
All right, everybody, listen up.
My name is Sheriff Thomas Maynard
and you have the right to remain silent,
but if I know one
is that you all like to talk eventually
because you think you're so smart.
And then you get stories all mixed up
and then the jury sends you
all to the gas chamber
and then a hallelujah,
a couple less perverts
left in the world.
Was that the Miranda rights?
Because I think you said it wrong.
Yeah, maybe you need to brush
up on your police work.
All right. Laugh it up, I don't mind.
All right.
Shut up, shut up.
Slap your faces in.
Sheriff Maynard, may I speak
with you in private please?
this whole situation.
Wayne Simmons, pleased to meet you,
listen, my cohorts are
really acting childish,
you're gonna have to excuse them.
But you and I, we both
work for the government,
post office, and I can tell you,
I have a tremendous amount
of respect of what you do.
Get to the point.
Yeah, so, the incident
which has occurred
in the convenient store,
there was this Mexican fella
who was chasing us and he was crazy.
And so everything
that's occurred in there
is purely self-defense,
I mean, you know,
look at us, you know,
couple of white guys
and, you know, a Mexican fella,
I mean, come on, right? You know.
- I think I get it.
- Yeah, good, good, good.
All right. Look, we could
probably let this thing slide,
that is, if you'll be willing
to do something for me.
Say the word.
Okay. I could let you go
if you'll...
Suck my dick.
Really?
No, no, not really.
That's my pervert test.
You just failed it, sit your ass down,
I'm holding all of you
miserable a**holes
to jail right now.
Hello, Louise, it's tom,
I need assistance down
at the gas station.
Well Kevin, you wanted
to go to the police,
now, you got your wish.
Yeah, I wanted to go to the police
before we broke into a convenience store
and murdered a man three times.
Maybe we should make that four.
Oh, you're sweet.
No, just perverts.
One of them tried to suck my dick.
Sir, do you require medical assistance?
Sheriff, no.
He's not human.
Shut your mouth back there.
Sir, are you okay?
Son, are you on drugs?
Holy mother, ah!
Why, God?
Why?
This is some f***ed up sh*t, man.
Why didn't you tell me
that thing was a monster?
Would you have believed me?
No.
Now get out of here,
save yourself, guys.
No, Ian, we won't leave you.
Guys, it's going good,
I think I'm winning.
Yeah, go, Ian.
I'm overpowering him.
Yeah, hit him.
Ian?
What the hell are you doing?
I just think we should
be videotaping this.
We gotta go. That
thing is gonna kill us.
Yeah. But if we live, I might
be able to sell the tape
as one of those found footage movies.
You can't be serious!
Look, when you're as poor as me,
you gotta take these
opportunities as they come.
Yeah, bad idea.
Those movies suck anyway.
Damn. Private property.
Okay. I guess you don't care.
Hey, uh, Norm.
I just had a horrifying thought.
A man rose from the grave
and turned into some kind of demon.
Yeah. That's why we're running.
No. That's not what I mean.
I'm saying, we exist in a world
where that kind of sh*t is possible
and that undermines
Even if we survive this, we still have
to worry about ghosts and monsters,
and all the other kinds
of supernatural crap
that might be out there.
Or maybe it's just this
one f***ed up monster.
What the f***?
Wait!
Hey! Come on, Kevin!
Help me out!
What are you doing?
It's Norm!
I know it's Norm!
We gotta knock him out and tie him up!
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, Norm. But I've been
thinking about this.
And I think that thing is after you.
Only you.
He's after all of us.
Because we're with him.
Think about it.
At the campsite,
at the convenience store,
it only went after Norm.
What about the sheriff and Ian?
What happened to Ian?
Oh, my God.
He passed away.
Passed away?
A monster tore his head off.
That f***er died.
All right. Anyway,
I'm sure that they were getting killed
because they were in the way of you.
That's why we have to tie you up, Norm.
Ritual sacrifice.
It's the only solution.
I'm sorry.
Kevin, do you have any rope or twine
that we can tie him up with?
Is that what I mean to you?
I thought we were f***ing friends.
Well, I'm sorry, Norm.
But I have a wife
and two kids to think about.
Oh, don't give me
that wife and kids crap.
Everyone knows you hate them.
You know, when you grow
out of this extended
period of adolescence,
you're gonna understand
that people have responsibilities.
But that's not gonna matter because
you're gonna be dead anyways.
All right.
You know what?
You're just a racist piece of sh*t.
I only liked the free fishing trips.
Oh, very nice.
You wanna go down this road?
Let's do it. Put up your Dukes, huh!
Let's go, a**hole!
Hey, guys!
Don't shoot us!
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Didn't you read the sign?
This is private property.
You're trespassing.
Uh, we must have missed that.
I'm sorry. Please don't kill us.
Oh, you're not going anywhere, dudes.
I can't believe this.
I tried to get away from you f***ers.
Ding, ding.
Um, look, man, I'm really sorry
that we were on your land.
But there's a monster chasing us.
And if we don't get out here,
he's gonna kill us all.
We all got a monster chasing us, son.
It's called the devil.
Hey, you know, this actually
smells pretty good.
All right. Who's gonna say the grace?
I'll do it.
Norman.
Uh, dear God, thank you for this food
and thank you for old man Schumer.
The nice man who's gonna let us go now.
That's a good one.
All right. Eat up, boys.
You're gonna need your strength.
Strength for what?
Hey, you know?
Old family recipe.
Hmm.
Don't mind if I do.
Norman?
Kevin?
What are you waiting for?
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