Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Page #11
him anything that sounds good.
How about we forget about this whole
name thing and you go straight to hell?
Well, I don't know what to do.
water and let him die.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's just go with Doby.
Fine, then it's settled. It's Doby.
We'll call him Doby even
though no one likes it.
All right, I can live with that.
- (BARKING)
- (RON LAUGHS)
Don't worry, Baxter. We won't
feed him your dog food.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
NARRATOR:
Even though RonBurgundy had lost his sight,
he had never seen so clearly.
(GASPS) You did it!
NARRATOR:
And with every inchDoby grew, so did Ron's heart.
It's just a bunch of
crazy lines, isn't it?
No. It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
What about Gary?
He was too emotionally stable.
It was so annoying!
NARRATOR:
And so, just likethe passing of the seasons,
it came time for Doby to return
to the deep waters he
was meant to call home.
I hear his tail splashing!
Is he looking back for
us over his shoulder?
Sharks don't have shoulders, Ron.
No, he just swam away,
and he's instantly
looking for fish to eat.
He was my best friend.
You
Swam with strength
You
Loved with grace
You touched us all
With your expressionless
Face
Doby, oh, Doby
May you find many treasures
Both emotional and monetary
You were wise and loving
and never contrary
Doby
Oh, Doby
CHORUS:
DobyOh, Doby
Promise you'll always
be there for me, Dad?
I promise.
If I say I'll be there for you,
there's nothing on God's
earth that will stop me.
I love you, Dad.
Let's get back up to the
lighthouse, all right?
- Come on.
- Okay.
Let's go.
I hope you eat lots of fish
and people, Doby.
Oh, there you are.
I found the most beautiful
clams down by the estuary.
I thought we could
steam them up tonight
with a nice butter sauce
and some wine.
(SIGHS)
Veronica.
Yes, Ron?
Can you explain this?
(BEEPS)
Ron, this is Dr. Brangley.
I've left dozens of messages.
Somehow, they must
be getting erased.
can possibly return your sight.
Please get back to me
if you're interested. (BEEPS)
Well? Have you been
erasing these messages?
Yes. Ron, just let me explain.
How could you?
We've never been this happy,
and I just thought that...
Thought that if I could see again,
that somehow I couldn't
love you and Walter anymore?
- Yes!
- (GROWLS)
Damn you, woman! (YELLING)
(SCREAMS) You lied to me!
I gave you everything!
I gave you my heart, my smile,
my seed.
And you lied to me.
- WALTER:
Dad!- Sweetheart.
No! Dad!
Don't leave, Dad!
- Dad!
- Walter, just...
Sweetheart, we have to let him go.
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
He needs to go free.
Just like Doby.
He'll be back. He promised.
(CAR CRASHING)
a damn cab? I'm blind!
Of course!
BRANGLEY:
Ron, the operation was a success.
But we won't know for sure
until we remove the bandages.
Well?
Yes.
I can see.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, God, oh, God.
It's Ron Burgundy, everyone!
You are my inspiration.
Oh, well, thank you.
Welcome back, Ron.
Thanks. Thanks, Bri-man.
Good luck in Vietnam.
Brick.
Brick and I are having a baby!
We're gonna name him
Tortilla Jackson.
- All right.
- I'm 22 months pregnant.
KENCH:
Well, get over here, you bastard.
Got you a drink, Ron. Come on.
Uh, hold on to that drink.
I just want to grab some air.
(SIGHS)
(DOOR OPENING)
(EXHALES)
How you doing there?
Oh.
I'm fine. Just, uh...
(CHUCKLES)
Just a lot of people in there.
Listen, Ron, I'm sorry that
There's no need to explain.
But, listen, I mean, you're back.
VERONICA:
Hello, Ron.What are you doing here?
I had to come tell you
something very important.
You must be Linda Jackson.
You must be Veronica.
Yes, I am. It's a pleasure.
This is a touching moment for me.
Please, don't take
this the wrong way,
but if you touch Ron again,
I will shoot you in the
cooch with a B.B. gun.
Oh! You can talk big all you want,
but guess what, this
kitten's got claws, b*tch.
- (RON CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- Don't mess with me, Linda,
because this "White Thunder"
rolls deep and it rolls nasty.
I was feeling a little bit down,
but this is definitely
picking up my mood.
Well, I guess I'll
leave you two alone.
And it's been an absolute
pleasure, Ms. Corningstone.
This has been great.
Do you guys want to
kiss real quick?
Ron. Read the room.
I'll take that as a no.
Bye, Linda.
I know why you haven't been
returning my messages.
I wasn't calling for me, I was calling
because Walter has a piano recital
in half an hour at the Tishman
School on 65th Street.
And he wrote a piece for you, Ron.
Aw, Walter.
It would mean the absolute
world to him to have you there.
Ron, I just got a call
from the control room! Oh, big fan.
Actress Sheila Blackledge,
the mom from the hit sitcom
Four's a Family, Five's a Crowd,
she just found out her
husband cheated on her
and she severed his
penis while he slept!
Oh, my goodness.
The police arrived.
She fled in her white Bronco,
and now they're engaged
in a high-speed car chase!
We've got an exclusive
on the live feed,
but we've got to go, right now!
Ron, this can be your comeback.
- Veronica, I...
- No, Ron. No.
That will get sky-high ratings.
- Walter will understand.
- Walter will understand.
Go.
FREDDIE:
Come on, Ron. Priorities!- RON:
Veronica!- Come on!
- LINDA:
Can you hear me?- Yes, yes.
You're coming in loud and clear.
You're back and you get this story.
- This is gonna be huge.
- Right.
So, is it good to be back home?
Um, yeah, I feel good.
- God, look at him.
- (LAUGHING)
Like a beacon in the night!
My golden goose.
LINDA:
All right, baby.So I'm just gonna be
giving you the details.
- RON:
Mmm-hmm.- Five, four,
three, two...
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Good evening, America.
After some time off,
it's good to be back with you.
I'm Ron Burgundy.
We have a story tonight
involving an affair,
a cut-off penis, a TV
star and a car chase.
And throw it to the feed.
The only problem is...
- What's he doing?
- Ron, are you okay?
- It's not news.
- What?
Turn off the prompter.
Ron, this is Kench.
What the hell do you
think you're doing, mate?
Just read what's in front of you,
or I will ruin you! Don't!
Don't! You leave Kench
inside your head!
- God damn it!
- He took out his earpiece.
You see, folks, I've read
a lot of news in my day,
but it's... It's taken me until now
to realize what real news is.
Real news is supposed
to let people know
what the powerful are up to, so that
that power doesn't become corrupt.
But what happens when the
powerful own the news?
Ugh! You piece of sh*t!
Sh*t. He's blowing
Recently, I've been on a
bit of a personal journey.
I made love to a proud,
intelligent black woman.
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