Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Page #4
I want to introduce
you to Ron Burgundy.
Linda Jackson.
How are you, my friend?
FREDDIE:
Ron.This is Linda Jackson.
Hello, Mr. Burgundy.
Oh. Uh...
Black.
- Black.
- Jesus, just stop, Ron.
I'm terribly sorry. I don't
know why I can't stop saying...
Black. The word "black."
Hello, Mr. Burgundy.
- Black.
- Stop.
Black.
Stop saying "black."
- Black. If I don't say it, I'll pass out.
- Stop saying it!
Uh, Donna, can you please
get me a cup of coffee?
- Right away, Ms. Jackson.
- Thank you.
- Please be seated. Everyone.
- Sure.
LINDA:
Please be seated.Great. So I know that all of you
are aware that the news community
is laughing at what we're trying
to do here at 24-hour news.
But that is why they brought me in.
She's the best!
You see, gentlemen, I don't lose.
Listen, I feel like I
need to clear the air.
Oh, please don't.
I want to say, on behalf
of the entire news team,
we are huge supporters
of all African and Americans.
Veronica got so tan!
and American I ever saw.
It's African-American.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
Absolutely 100% positive?
It isn't like...
Ron... (CHUCKLES)
Fish and chips?
Hey, we're all the same on
the inside, stinky and pink.
When I was in high school,
me and my buddies used to sneak
in the girls' locker room.
We'd peek at the
girls in the shower,
and I'd look at all of them,
no matter what color they were.
So...
Jesus, this is the worst
meeting I've ever been in.
everywhere when it's sunny.
Actually, I think that's
your shadow, Brick.
I call him Leon.
And if it's a cloudy day,
what happens to Leon?
He goes home.
It's your shadow.
He's talking about his shadow.
Shut your damn mouths! Sit down!
What's he doing?
You can't shout at Brick.
Is he all right?
Can you sing him a
soothing siren song?
Just a high melodic...
(VOCALIZING)
I'm not singing along with you.
Oh, come on, Brick. Brick!
Linda has a balloon.
You better get him a balloon.
Is this for real, Freddie?
Linda, I'm sorry.
No, it's okay! It's okay.
So you have a black boss,
and it's freaking you out.
Is it freaking you out?
- A little bit, to be honest.
- You freaked out?
- Is it freaking you out?
- Oh, she's got a knife!
I don't give a sh*t!
We're not all here to hold
hands and sing Kumbaya.
Black.
So as long as you guys get numbers,
we are gonna get along just fine.
Now, if you don't,
I am gonna be icy.
And unpleasant, you dig?
I dig. We all dig.
I like to dig.
One time I went digging for
treasure and I found a half a body.
Get out of my office!
I'm telling you, you can't give
an inch in those situations,
and I think we held our
ground pretty firmly.
Guys.
Guys, we got you an apartment
on the Upper East Side
and a whole new wardrobe.
That's wonderful! When do
we begin our broadcast?
Well, the big launch is tomorrow
- at 12:
00 noon.- Okay.
You guys are slotted for the
2:
00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m. slot.What? That's the graveyard shift!
"I ain't afraid of no ghost."
Oh, come on,
it's going to be great.
Let's get your keys. Come on!
(PHONE RINGING)
RON:
Is there booze in the apartment?
FREDDIE:
Of course there'sgonna be booze. Of course.
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
BRICK:
It won't stop.Sometimes it stops,
but then it starts again.
What are you doing,
Chani? Answer it!
Hi. Yes, let me transfer you.
Your job is to answer the phones.
I'm getting ready for Secret Santa.
When is that again?
It's at Christmastime.
When else would it be?
(CLEARS THROAT)
I'm Brick. I was dead last week.
I'm Chani.
I like the place between
your head and your body.
I like your hair.
It looks like wet popcorn.
Thank you.
Would you like to see the smile that
I use when I pose for photographs?
Yes, please.
Do you want to see the face I make
when I see a snake made out of candy?
Yes.
That's good.
What's your favorite time of day?
Now.
What's your favorite time of day?
A minute ago.
Urn...
(CHUCKLES)
Surprise! Big daddy's back.
Ron.
What are you doing here?
I'm over at GNN.
I'm living in the city again.
I really wish that you
would have called first.
Look, it doesn't matter whose
fault the break-up was, okay?
I was stubborn.
You were like a mentally ill whore
having PMS from the 1800s.
What's your point, Ron?
The point is (SIGHS)
I'm back home.
And I want to spend the
rest of my life...
MAN:
Honey, who is it?Hi, Ron. I'm Gary,
Veronica's lover.
So, is that a gift for me, Ron?
No, it's not.
It's for Walter.
Okay.
So when were you going
to tell me about Gary?
Ron. You walked out on me.
What did you expect me to do?
Ron. This is awkward, I know.
I'm sitting here with your wife.
We make love.
I'm this close to shooting
a flare gun at your dick.
Oh, Ron!
So what does this Gary
do for a living, huh?
Have you done a
background check on him?
Gary is actually
one of the most successful psychologists
in all of Manhattan, Ron.
Really sweet.
Are you reading my mind right now?
Ron, do you even know
what a psychologist is?
(QUIETLY) F*** you.
(GASPS) Ron!
- GARY:
It's okay.- VERONICA:
You stop that!He's externalizing. That's okay.
- No, it's not okay.
- He's mad.
You knew I was going to throw that
punch 'cause you're reading my mind!
(DOOR OPENS)
Morn! I'm home!
- Hey, little guy.
- Hey, darling.
- Hi, Walter.
- Hey, Dad.
I missed you!
Walter, your father
has a gift for you.
I have a gift specifically
for you, Walter.
There you go.
Yes, Gary.
Okay, that's actually
for me, Walter.
No, it's not. It's for Walter.
It's a superhero costume.
What is it?
It's "Lace Man."
It's a brand new superhero.
I'm going to be Lace Man!
Look, Ron. Joint
custody isn't easy.
But what we need to do is rally around
this little guy right now, okay?
- Oh...
- Excuse me?
Because you, Veronica,
are unfit to be a mother!
VERONICA:
Need I remind you that youtook that child to a cock fight?
- The game of champions!
- I'm Lace Man!
He had the time of his life!
He came home splattered in blood!
He picked eight winning c*cks.
It's never been done!
You have never tried
to connect with Walter.
(IMITATES GUN FIRING)
All right, let's keep it civil
in front of the boy.
It's bad enough his mother likes
to go down on rodeo clowns.
- Okay, you know what, out!
- All right. Get your things! Let's go.
Fine. I'm out of here.
- Don't have to tell me twice.
- Get your things.
- We'll see you guys later.
- Yes, you will.
Goodbye, Dad! Thanks
for the present.
Goodbye, Walter, my little man.
You promise to do
good in school, okay?
- Okay.
- And stay away from the he-shes
- Ron!
- down in the Bowery.
Ron, I don't think
that's appropriate.
I'll tell you, those fellas,
they got the looks,
they got the curves,
they got the chi-chi's,
and then at some point
during the evening,
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