Annie Hall Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1977
- 93 min
- 2,058 Views
ALVY:
I never read that. That was-that was
Henry James, right? Novel, uh, the
sequel to Turn of the Screw? My Sexual ...
MAN IN LINE:
(Even louder now)
It's the influence of television. Yeah,
now Marshall McLuhan deals with it in terms
of it being a-a high, uh, high intensity,
you understand? A hot medium ... as opposed
to a ...
ALVY:
(More and more aggravated)
What I wouldn't give for a large sock o'
horse manure.
MAN IN LINE:
Alvy steps forward, waving his hands in frustration, and stands facing the
camera.
ALVY:
(Sighing and addressing the audience)
What do you do when you get stuck in a movie
line with a guy like this behind you? I mean,
it's just maddening!
The man in line moves toward Alvy. Both address the audience now.
MAN IN LINE:
Wait a minute, why can't I give my opinion?
It's a free country!
ALVY:
I mean, d- He can give you- Do you hafta
give it so loud? I mean, aren't you ashamed
to pontificate like that? And-and the funny
part of it is, M-Marshall McLuhan, you don't
know anything about Marshall McLuhan's...work!
MAN IN LINE:
(Overlapping)
Wait a minute! Really? Really? I happen to
teach a class at Columbia called "TV Media
and Culture"! So I think that my insights
into Mr. McLuhan-well, have a great deal of
validity.
ALVY:
Oh, do yuh?
MAN IN LINE:
Yes.
ALVY:
Well, that's funny, because I happen to
have Mr. McLuhan right here. So ... so,
here, just let me-I mean, all right. Come
over here ... a second.
Alvy gestures to the camera which follows him and the man in line to the back
of the crowded lobby. He moves over to a large stand-up movie poster and
pulls Marshall McLuban from behind the poster.
MAN IN LINE:
Oh.
ALVY:
(To McLuban)
Tell him.
MCLUHAN:
(To the man in line)
I hear-I heard what you were saying.
You-you know nothing of my work. You
mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you
ever got to teach a course in anything is
totally amazing.
ALVY:
(To the camera)
Boy, if life were only like this!
INT. THEATER. A CLOSE-UP OF THE SCREEN SHOWING FACES OF GERMAN SOLDIERS.
Credits appear over the faces of the soldiers.
CINEMA 5 LTD., 1972
MARCEL OPHULS, ANDRE HARRIS, 1969
Chronicle of a French town during the Occupation
NARRATOR'S VOICE
(Over credits and soldiers)
June fourteenth, nineteen forty, the
German army occupies Paris. All over
the country, people are desperate for
every available scrap of news.
CUT TO:
INT. BEDROOM-NIGHT
Annie is sitting up in bed reading.
ALVY:
(Off screen)
Boy, those guys in the French Resistance
were really brave, you know? Got to listen
to Maurice Chevalier sing so much.
ANNIE:
M'm, I don't know, sometimes I ask myself
how I'd stand up under torture.
ALVY:
(Off screen)
You? You kiddin'?
(He moves into the frame, lying across
the bed to touch, Annie, who makes a
face)
If the Gestapo would take away your
Bloomingdale's charge card, you'd tell 'em
everything.
ANNIE:
That movie makes me feel guilty.
ALVY:
Yeah, 'cause it's supposed to.
He starts kissing Annie's arm. She gets annoyed and continues to read.
ANNIE:
Alvy, I ...
ALVY:
What-what-what-what's the matter?
ANNIE:
I-you know, I don't wanna.
ALVY:
(Overlapping Annie, reacting)
What-what-I don't ... It's not natural!
We're sleeping in a bed together. You
know, it's been a long time.
ANNIE:
I know, well, it's just that-you know, I
mean, I-I-I-I gotta sing tomorrow night,
so I have to rest my voice.
ALVY:
(Overlapping Annie again)
It's always some kind of an excuse. It's-
You know, you used to think that I was
very sexy. What ... When we first started
going out, we had sex constantly ... We're-
we're probably listed in the Guinness Book
of World Records.
ANNIE:
(Patting Alvy's band solicitously)
I know. Well, Alvy, it'll pass, it'll
pass, it's just that I'm going through a
phase, that's all.
ALVY:
M'm.
ANNIE:
I mean, you've been married before, you
know how things can get. You were very
hot for Allison at first.
CUT TO:
INT. BACK STAGE OF AUDITORIUM - NIGHT.
Allison, clipboard in band, walks about the wings, stopping to talk to various
people. Musicians, performers and technicians mill about, busy with activity.
Allison wears a large "ADLAI" button, as do the people around her. The sounds
of a comedian on the stage of the auditorium can be heard, occasionally,
interrupted by chatter and applause from the off screen audience. Allison
stops to talk to two women; they, too, wear "ADLAI" buttons.
ALLISON:
(Looking down at the clipboard)
Ma'am, you're on right after this man ...
about twenty minutes, something like that.
WOMAN:
Oh, thank you.
Alvy moves into the frame behind Allison. He taps her on the shoulder; she
turns to face him.
ALVY:
(Coughing)
Excuse ... excuse me, when do I go on?
ALLISON:
(Looking down at the clipboard)
Who are you?
ALVY:
Alvy ... Alvy Singer. I'm a comedian.
ALLISON:
Oh, comedian. Yes. Oh, uh ... you're
on next.
ALVY:
(Rubbing his hands together
nervously)
What do you mean, next?
ALLISON:
(Laughing)
Uh ... I mean you're on right after
this act.
ALVY:
(Gesturing)
No, it can't be, because he's a comic.
ALLISON:
Yes.
ALVY:
So what are you telling me, you're
putting on two comics in a row?
ALLISON:
Why not?
ALVY:
No, I'm sorry, I'm not goin'- I can't
... I don't wanna go on after that comedian.
ALLISON:
It's okay.
ALVY:
No, because they're-they're laughing, so
(He starts laughing nervously)
I-I-I'd rather not. If you don't mind,
I prefer-
ALLISON:
(Overlapping)
Will you relax, please? They're gonna
love you, I know.
ALVY:
(Overlapping)
I prefer not to, because ... look,
they're laughing at him. See, so what
are yuh telling me-
They move closer to the stage, looking out from the wings.
ALLISON:
(Overlapping)
Yes.
ALVY:
(Overlapping)
-that I've got to ... ah ... ah ...
They're gonna laugh at him for a couple
minutes, then I gotta go out there, I
gotta ... get laughs, too. How much can
they laugh?
(Off screen)
They-they they're laughed out.
ALLISON:
(Off screen)
Do you feel all right?
As Allison and Alvy look out at the stage, the camera cuts to their point of
view:
a comedian standing at a podium in front of huge waving pictures of AdlaiStevenson. The audience, laughing and clapping, sits at round tables in
clusters around the room.
The camera moves back to Allison and Alvy watching the stage. Alvy is swinging
his hands nervously.
COMEDIAN:
(Off screen, onstage)
You know ...
Alvy starts looking Allison up and down; people in the background mill about.
ALVY:
(Above the chatter around him)
Look, what's your-what's your name?
COMEDIAN:
(Off screen)
... General Eisenhower is not ...
ALLISON:
(Looking out at the stage)
Allison.
ALVY:
Yeah? Allison what?
ALLISON:
(Still looking off screen)
Portchnik.
COMEDIAN:
... a group from the ...
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