Another Kind of Wedding Page #4

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Matt:
You guys will play and

then I'll do my set afterwards.

Hey, Kurt!

Um, and not more than

45 minutes?

We're cool with that?

Thank you.

- Kurt! Hey!

- Hey!

- How's it goin'?

- Good.

- Good.

- Hey, buddy.

Um, do you have a sec? Do you

want to um, sit? Catch up?

- (Shutter clicks)

- Hmm...

Heh, heh!

You can take pictures of whatever

beautiful things you see.

Do you understand me, Albert?

I'm not sure.

Oh! All right!

Dulces besos

llena de nostalgia

Ah yes! A little bit...

Yes! Like that!

Oh, that's so great.

(Shutter clicks)

Yes!

Barbara:
Albert, move yourself!

Get me another bloody Mary!

- It's a f***in' emergency.

- Oh, in that case, uh...

(Small chuckle)

Um, so you're auditioning

a lot or...

You know, it's uh it's either

gonna happen or it's not, so.

But I did uh, yeah, you know,

it's a f***in' boring story.

No tell me, I wanna hear.

I wanna know.

No, it's fine.

So uh, you and Louisa,

got a new place in Berlin,

I hear?

- We do. We do.

- Very nice.

You should see it.

It's so very nice.

But uh, it's also uber

expensive, and um,

I don't know how we can um...

Wait, how do you know?

How do you know that? Did mom?

Oh no, uh, Louisa told me.

Oh, okay, you talked

to Louisa.

- Yeah.

- Okay, cool.

Last night.

Right, talked to Louisa at

the, um, yeah, of course.

- Yeah, yeah.

- It's a wedding so...

- You know...

- It's what you gotta do.

- I know! (Uneasy chuckle)

- Calm down.

A lot of talkin'.

Lot of talkin'.

- Calm down.

- Yeah.

- Good talk.

- Yeah, good talk.

- All right, buddy.

- Love you, buddy.

- Love you, too.

- All right, bye.

(Wings flutter, bird chirps)

(Low hum of traffic)

Albert:
I'm just trying to keep

everyone straight.

There's Levi,

who plays the ukulele,

and then there's that

Mexican lady.

Ooh, Mareva.

Mareva de la Torre.

Mareva de la Torre,

that's right.

She seems like such

an intelligent person.

- I like her mind.

- I like her tits.

Oh well, next time

we run into each other,

I'll look at her chest, uh...

Tammy:
Hey there!

Barbara:
Ah sh*t.

When were you gonna tell me

about the boarders

living in our house?

It's on my calendar on none

of-your-f***in'-business day.

When you turn our house into

a B&B full of bike couriers,

it becomes my business.

How am I supposed to pay

the bills?

I need those rental cheques,

to survive!

So you can vacation

like an 18-year-old?

Pretty much!

She just came back

from Southeast Asia.

Yeah. It was divine!

Who is this person following

you around?

- He's my date!

- Be careful you're at the edge!

And a fabulous one, at that!

This is it, this is the place

we'd always come

when I was a kid,

Fairmont Bagels.

Every time we came to Montreal.

So we could fight in public,

like a family.

- Yeah, bagel shop. Huh.

- Thank you.

Yeah, it's a legendary bagel

shop, though.

I told you, this is where,

well, first of all,

this is where Kurt and Carrie

would like to fight about

whether the whole grain bagel

is a real bagel.

And, whether that New Yorker

article that I was reading you

about Leonard Cohen...

Tammy:
I'm writing a novel,

based on my life.

You're in it, obviously.

Oh, send it to me. It'd be

good kindling for the fire.

- Hey, I want to read it.

- Oh, shut up, Albert.

- I thought you'd be flattered.

- Flattered?

I don't want all these people

reading about me.

And writing a novel does

not absolve your behaviour.

You think I have time to buy

another pair of socks?

- No!

- It's all part of my process, okay?

You're not even a good

writer, you're...

your emails could be written

by a 5-year-old.

Yes? No? Food? Question mark?

Is it true you're not singing

anymore?

Ugh. Who told you about

the renters?

- Carrie.

- Of course.

Well she didn't mean to,

it just slipped out.

I'm surprised she even said

anything to me at all.

(Flustered exhale)

- Albert:
You want some water?

- No.

Hey, this is full of bloody

Mary's.

Then, yes!

Matthew:
Louisa,

what's the problem?

I'm trying to fit into

a wedding dress tomorrow,

and for some reason,

I am across town

shoving a piece of dough

into my mouth,

when I should be visiting

with my family.

Yeah, my cousin Darrell

is an a**hole,

but he also came here

from Europe.

This is your brain right now,

okay?

Me, bagel, Tammy. Uh, Carrie.

Ooh, is Kurt mad at me?

Uh, me, bagel.

Okay.

You guys are so obsessed

with yourselves,

and trust me, it's really not

that interesting.

- I'm sorry!

- I just, I need some space.

Babe...

I don't wanna talk to you

for a few hours.

F***in' lunatic.

Are you okay?

(Sighs)

- Oh...

- Hmmm.

(Sighs)

It's no fun

being the most hated person

at a wedding.

You know, my grandfather

always used to say

there's one good day a week,

one bad day,

and everything is just varying

degrees in the middle.

Hmm.

You think the same

could go for years?

No.

But for the sake of your

situation, let's apply it.

(Phone rings)

Kurt:
Hey! Brad!

Brad:
Hey, Kurt!

- Did I catch you at a good time?

- Yeah.

Are you at the wedding? Yeah?

Goin' okay?

Uh, you know, it's uh,

it's good.

You havin' a couple of drinks?

Yeah. What's up?

Listen, so spoke to casting

and...

unfortunately it is not going

our way.

But uh you know, casting said

that they loved you,

- so onwards and upwards.

- Yeah. No, it's good.

Okay, bud, you have a great

time this weekend.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- All right, buddy.

- Okay, talk soon, bud.

Yeah, you too. Bye.

(Hip Hop rhythmic beat)

Take me to my way

But I won't know

until I take flight

I know it'll be all right

No matter where

this takes me

Never knew I was this person

Poison turned into

something that made me

Further than state lines

Burning the mind state down

through the grapevine

No time to be found

Igniting my life

I'm gonna do all the finding

Bound for the daylight

Horizon is burning

I had to earn it

but it gave me purpose

And it made this worth it

Visions of a serpent

Tempting me on my journey

Set a fire...

(French song plays,

Patrons chatter)

(Door creaks open)

(Footsteps shuffle)

(Sighs)

(Scoff)

(Sighs)

(Sighs)

- You wanna go for a walk?

- (Clears throat)

No.

Sweet. Meet you outside.

(Chair scuffs)

(Thunder rolls,

rain patters heavily)

We should get back!

No, no, no, we'll never

make it. Come on!

Where're you going?

- You own a hair clip?

- What?

- A hair clip?

- Why?

Just give it to me.

I had to do this once for

a shitty movie of the week.

I played a nice neighbour,

who turned out to be a psycho.

Yeah, it was well-cast.

All right, come on!

Come on!

(Shivering)

(Kurt chuckles)

Looks like we missed

the party.

Yeah.

(Clears throat)

Well, Kurt...

Mmm.

This is disgusting.

(Clears throat)

You gotta little...

(Clears throat)

Sorry.

(Sounds of traffic)

I love you.

- And I miss you.

- I miss you too.

You look so cute.

I know I do.

(Laughing)

All right.

- Love you.

- Love you, too.

Mwah.

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