Another Kind of Wedding Page #6
- Year:
- 2017
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(Tammy scoffs)
Do you have a problem with me?
I see myself in you.
That's the problem.
You're a bit of a mystery.
(Roy humming to himself)
Albert:
Oh, hello there.Roy:
Good agua.Yes, I've been enjoying the
cucumber flavor. Delicious!
Roy:
I think about water a lot.Albert:
Really?Roy:
All the time actually.Albert:
You do, eh?Roy:
Yeah.- Water is everywhere.
- Yes.
Water is everything.
And, it's permanent.
- It evaporates, though.
- It becomes dry sometimes.
Bet then what happens? It
evaporates into something,
- is that was rain is?
- Yeah.
- Rain.
...clouds and then it rains.
Oh. My... God...
My God.
(Electronic dance music)
Oh... you!
Mwah!
I hate to keep bugging you
about this,
but I wanna get everybody
straight.
- There's Levi...
- Yeah.
- there's that Mexican lady.
- Mareva.
She seems like a...
lovely person.
I bet we can expect some
stories from her this weekend.
Whaddya mean?
Well...
legend has it, that when
she was at McGill,
she went through half
the faculty.
The older men.
That's what she likes to sit on.
(Electronic dance music)
Ooh, f*** off! Hey!
Get the f*** off!
(Slow Motown tune plays)
Now she has gone
I think I'll go home
My future just past me by
(Sighs)
(Muffled music)
There she goes
An angel in my eyes
There she goes
Whiskey.
I love her passing by
I love her,
For she is my dream
She is my dream
My only dream
(Door creaks open)
(Sighs)
(Muffled rhythmic beats)
(Footsteps crunch in the snow)
Do you miss your mulch?
(Passionate breathing)
- (Exhales)
- Get off.
I think I'll go home
My future just past me by
There she goes
That angel in my eyes
There she goes
I love her passing by
I love her,
For she is me dream
She is my dream
Louisa:
I know you mustthink I'm like,
the most terrible person
Which is fair. I guess I am.
Matt:
We just started hangingout and it's...
it's a f***ing clich,
but it really just happened.
Louisa:
But you know, you choseto move back to Toronto
Matt:
Oh, this is so messed up.But you gotta know, Kurt,
Louisa:
And then so much timepassed.
That's not an excuse, I know.
I'm so sorry.
(Sighs)
(Slaps chest)
Louisa:
Don't take too manypotatoes
'cuz I want you to fit
in your clothes.
Okay, don't micro-manage me.
Hey! Over here, big boy!
- Hmm.
- (Small chuckle)
Whoa, I feel like sh*t!
(Barbara laughs)
You look like sh*t!
Hey, by the way,
I'm over the whole
- chicken in the oven fiasco.
- Oh, thank God.
Hello, everybody.
As you all may know, Barbara
is an incredible singer.
- Oh, f*** me.
- Yeah!
if my multi-talented,
and powerful future
daughter-in-law, Louisa,
would accompany her on the piano
while she sings something
for us.
(Cheering and applause)
Misha:
Serenade me, Ronald!We should do something
off the cuff like this
at our wedding.
Yeah, we should make a plan
to do something off the cuff.
(Slow piano tune plays)
Give her all your love
Not only just a part
But all the love
That you can find
Deep within your heart
For it's only foolish luck
The hand that
we've been served
For all the love
that you can give
Is the least
that she deserves
Thank you.
(Rapping)
What up, motherfuckers?
I said, what is up,
motherfuckers?!
(Cheering)
- (Kurt beatboxing)
- Ya man!
(Rapping) I've got two moms and
a motherfucking sucky bombs
I got loose lips, no chick
and a pissed of sis
But let me tell you what
the f*** I'm here for
I'm 'bout to talk about this
phony baloney matrimony
That we all travelled
here for
I met a girl,
real nice things seemed
Then out the blue
I get a call one day,
I say what up, who dis?
He said, it's your brother,
Matty J.
I'm in love with your girl,
Kurt
I'm so sorry,
I don't know what to say
It's goddamn Deutschland
who made it this way
So the moral of the story,
the one you need to hear
Is that blood ain't thicker
than water
This sh*t is crystal clear
if you gotta good girl
Never let the angel go,
especially to Germany
She'll end up with your bro
- Stop it! Tupac.
- No, f*** it.
Hey, I love you, okay?
I am so in love with you.
I want to be with you, okay.
You and I, we should just get
on a f***in' motorcycle,
and just...
(Punching thud)
Oh!
Tammy:
Help! Help!- Kurt:
Whoa.- Help! Help!
I got him! I got him
It's okay!
(Kurt giggling)
Matty! Matty, it's okay.
He's fine.
He didn't mean anything.
Get him out of here.
- Hey.
- We make a good team.
- I think we should be a team.
- At what?
I play the uke.
I'm pretty average.
- It's okay, it's okay.
- You okay?
Kurt:
I love you, Matty!It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay...
It's okay, everything's gonna
be fine. Just give me one...
Carrie:
No!Tammy:
Matty!Kurt:
It's okay.I'm so scared. Please.
Glad that's over.
Whoa! No, no, wait! Wait!
I'm black belt in karate.
Well, a brown belt,
but I got too busy with sh*t.
But I will take you down.
- What the f***?
- Don't make me do that!
No, no, Matty!
Kurt:
Thatta boy, Matty!Matt:
I'm gonna kick yourf***ing ass.
Oh please come!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hey, come on, let him in.
(Fighting grunts)
What does that bandana mean?
It's just to wipe.
Oh, it's not code for
anything?
You want it?
You can have it.
pelonia flowers.
(Ding)
(Kurt and Matt panting)
By the way,
you're a terrible f***ing
rapper.
(Kurt panting)
Excuse me.
Yeah, somebody left a pile
of sh*t in the elevator.
What?
(Door rumbles shut)
(Sounds of traffic)
(Muted slow song plays
from the car)
It's the end of you and me
(Shuts song off)
(Sighs)
That was nuts.
Barb's voice is so amazing.
So sweet of her.
able to get
that look you gave him
out of my head.
(Sharp exhale)
What look?
- (Scoffs) Get out.
- Matt...
Please get out,
please get out.
(Car door opens)
(Turns ignition,
radio turns on)
(Rumbles off)
(Door opens and shuts)
(Keys jingle)
Agh!
(Items crash to the floor)
(Ding)
(Door opens and shuts)
Oh, how you gettin' home?
Bus.
That sounds suitably
depressing.
You're gonna be all right.
(Ding)
(Elevator door rumbles open
and shut)
(Door opens)
Barbara:
Albert, I need yourhelp.
- Okay.
- Can you uh, here.
- Oh my...
- I have to say something,
you have been the most
exquisite date.
Well, I have enjoyed every
single minute of it.
(Chuckles)
(Frantic knocking at door)
Tammy:
Is Barbara here?I need to speak with her.
It seems to be Tammy.
Yeah, I-I can hear her,
I'm 3 feet away.
Albert:
I'll see you guys.Tammy:
Thank you.If you need me, I'll be
Oh, you look beautiful.
Ha! Have you looked
in the mirror lately?
(Sighs)
Matthew is gone.
He and Louisa got into
an argument and he left.
Where'd he go?
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