April Fools Page #3

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Last year, Michelin

gave you 3 stars.

The year before,

you were serving Lady Gaga.

Before that, Steve Jobs came.

You prank me every year.

Absolutely not, she's got a gun.

Call again, I'll lock you

for obstruction of the law.

I'm telling you.

He hung up.

What?

There he comes.

So you're not dead.

He wants to play with us.

Let's play with him.

Come, let's play.

Help.

Ouch.

Bastard.

I beg you for forgiveness, I'm sorry.

You probably won't see me again.

Please be kind to each other.

Yoshida, I loved you from the start.

I wish you a happy life.

I bid you farewell,

dear little earthlings.

If I may request

we do have to go.

Please don't anger her.

I have an appointment.

You will have to bear with me.

You heard! Sit down, don't be foolish.

There's a misunderstanding.

There's nothing between us.

I met him in the waiting room

at the hospital.

It's a first date

- So?

Please, all refrain from idle talk.

Just follow instruction

Miss.

You probably love him, deep down.

What did I say.

Well, Well.

You have to put the gun down

and talk to him.

Hey, come out and talk with her.

Exactly.

Just tell her out of it.

Just go.

There's my name on that last bullet.

Can't you see she's crazy,

she'll shoot.

But someone will die in your place.

She's not capable of it.

You're crazy too.

I think.

Sure, you may want to die.

But you don't want to hurt others.

Especially that kid you're bearing.

If you die, you kill your baby.

Are you capable of such an act?

No, no, I think you can't.

You're not that kind of person.

Am I right?

See.

He's coming out.

Didn't I warn you? I told you so.

Doctor come, he needs your help.

Doctor, please.

You have a life to save.

What?

Stand up.

Wait, wait.

You'll be fine, she shot 6 times.

No more bullets.

That's good.

Did he look like this?

Exactly.

I'm sending it, then.

May I?

Sure.

Oh!

You know him?

No.

Trust me, only pretty girls.

So pretty, don't miss this.

Trust me.

Oh, I love it.

Now, the next.

What shall it be?

Come on, kid, I'm sure you'll do great.

They offer health benefits too.

They're tight with the mob,

I recommend it.

Right.

Since you are so young.

I'll earn a handsome

finder's fee myself.

Alright, it's here, deal!

What? Anything wrong with this place?

What can I do?

If you want to make more

Next joint.

Stay calm.

Here comes the "Young genius doctor".

No one dies on my watch.

Let's go, do your job.

It hurts.

Come on, don't let him die.

Do it, quick.

The dude's incompetent.

What?

Tell the truth.

You're not a doctor.

No way.

I had my suspicions.

He was so busy around the

hospital in various wards.

Chitchatting with

the pretty ladies.

How do you feel today?

It seems I sprained my ankle.

Let me see.

These are rare symptoms.

How about a private examination?

Probably not an ear inflammation.

It tickles.

I can't examine you.

He's so grumpy.

You're passing your stress to him.

You should let go of some steam.

Enjoy your woman's freedom again.

Let me invite you to a dinner.

Are you sure?

And not only in that hospital.

Always dressed as a doctor.

He always had a hundred lines

to pick up the ladies.

Is she right?

So what do we do with him?

We could

stop the bleeding.

Stop the bleeding.

Me?

Ouch.

Gently.

You're a nobody.

Ouch.

Apologize to her.

You made her pregnant.

Apologize, already.

Sucks.

Right, I lied.

As you said I'm a fraud.

I'm a low life who spends

his time sleeping around.

Everything I said was a lie.

I APOLOGIZE.

But you ladies, really, are suckers.

You flash a white shirt

and they bite the bait.

Some even come at me.

I think it was your case.

If memory serves me well,

YOU came to me.

Am I right?

And I swept you off your feet.

I wish I had broken a leg instead.

I had no other choice that day.

Yet, any girl would have been better.

That's how I ended

in bed with such a loser.

The blunder of a lifetime.

Shame on me.

Rather.

Shoot me then.

I know you want it.

Shoot me.

What's this?!

I remember, the Tokarev

is an 8-round, one left.

You can't be serious.

Just recalled.

Grab him.

Just keep quiet.

He said he was moving.

That's right.

He didn't make sense.

He was resolved to die I think.

He wants to end his life.

Sir, do something.

I'll find him.

I need to explain something.

What is it?

Would you do it?

I wouldn't.

Are we close friends?

True that.

But what I feel for you

has always been

more than friendship.

What?

I have to tell you

I'm gay.

No way.

Sharing this space with you

is unbearable.

I had no idea.

I see.

Honestly, I'm baffled.

In fact

I can't even believe it.

That would be a miracle.

A miracle?

The truth is

I too

What?

I too

I've always shared your feelings.

I can't contain them now.

I'm overjoyed.

I can't hold it.

Wait, it's not true

April fool.

Can't be.

It's there, there.

You are fantastic.

It came up.

Did it?

We don't have that kind of ransom money.

Let's investigate, the safety

of the victim is our priority.

Right.

Let's start right away.

Let's call the intelligence agency.

Let's have that portrait published.

We'll apprehend the culprit

very soon.

Excuse me

it won't be necessary.

What?

You don't have to investigate.

The abductor is just a jerk.

Hey, you too.

Get in.

I told you to crawl

like a worm.

This way.

You're burning me.

It may look hardcore

but it's mutual consent.

Prepare yourself

for such treatment.

No, stop it.

Have a good look,

you need to study.

I'm selling you to this place.

These ladies are your elders,

you'll look up to them.

That's the wonderful world

where you belong now.

Would you go over and help her?

You said:
"A woman

can always find money".

Stop this.

Are you coping?

All these hours sitting, your

back condition will get worse.

I know what led you to this.

You were an ordinary housewife.

But you lost everything

to a gambling habit.

Your husband and kid turned

their back on you.

You wanted to have people around.

The police are not bad guys.

I wouldn't send to jail

a woman who could be my mother.

You have to sincerely apologize

and promise you'll stop.

I'll send you home with a warning.

Say, grandma?

You promise?

Yes, please forgive me.

Hey-oh (You call like this).

Hey-oh (and you repeat).

They won't escape.

You can relax now.

We are not calling 911.

We won't?

Not before we settle the matter

between you and him.

Okay everyone, let's have

a thorough debate.

We have to settle too?

I'd rather call 911.

You do as I say,

it's my dining room.

Alright, Makino.

First you apologize

from the heart.

And then you'll

recognize the child.

And do right by her.

Why would I live

with such a loser?

Why not simply shoot him?

Kill him, it's an act of mercy.

Shut up.

Makino, from the bottom

of your heart.

I messed up

and I hurt you.

I wronged you.

Of course, I recognize

the kid and I'll marry you.

Right away, I loved you

more than the others.

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