Attack of the Killer Donuts Page #4

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Exactly.

Fine.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Martha.

- Martha!

- What!

You're gonna give me a heart attack woman.

What do you want? I'm right here.

Those bunch of kids are up to no good.

Now call the police.

What for?

They haven't done anything yet.

For the love of Pete, woman.

I just saw the girl go in

through the second story. And those two

hoodlums are downstairs just waiting

to rob Mrs. Scolari.

Now call the cops.

Okey Dokey.

See, this is what happens

when I listen to you.

Oh, this is all my fault?

There's a criminal on the loose

and it is entirely your fault.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"13-A, 61"

"13-A, 61"

Zero five, over.

- Whatta ya doing?

- Shh!

"75, a family dispute."

Copy that. We're on our way.

What are you doing?

We gotta find this guy.

Man, this guy is

already gone, Dick.

Okay, we can't go back to the

station empty handed.

There's a dangerous criminal on

the loose and we got to find him.

Dangerous criminal? He was polishing his

sword behind the sorority house.

How dangerous can he be?

Mrs. S, are you sleeping?

Mrs. Scolari, are you alright?

We have to get in there.

Uh, I'm gonna get out of your way.

Damn.

Son of a...

Dude!

Wait. It's tempered glass.

It cannot be broken.

We have to get in there.

Really?

Little help here...

- Michelle.

- Eh! We have to get out of here.

- What happened?

- Mrs. Scolari is dead.

What?

How?

- They ate her. It's horrible.

- Are you sure it was the doughnuts?

I am 100 percent sure it was the doughnuts.

- How?

- That.

Don't make any sudden moves.

Screw this.

This way!

Get 'em off me.

Get 'em off me.

Howard.

Set it and forget it.

About time the cops come here.

Turn around and down on your knees slave.

Martha.

We're not doing 'matrix.

Tonight is "M" Butterfly.

Oh. Nuts.

What is wrong with that girl?

Woa, woa, woa, woa,

woa, woa, woa, woa.

Put your hand in the air and don't move.

Are there any suggestions

on how to do that?

Whatta you doing. Put your gun down.

Ma'am, come down from the window, slowly.

Are you frick'n crazy?

A little help here.

Don't talk back. Okay? And don't you

dare try to escape. We've got you covered.

Winter's coming.

There's too many of them.

We have to get out of here.

Let's go to the side door.

Alright ma'am. We need

you to calm down alright.

And don't try anything crazy.

Help!

Put your hands in the air and don't move.

You said that already.

You alright? Can you get up?

Yeah. Don't worry.

The ground broke my fall.

Hey. You're the girl from

the doughnut shop, right?

Yes sir.

Run!

What are you nuts?

You shooting at kids?

He had a knife.

Alright kids. Drop your

weapons and don't move.

Come on.

What's wrong with you two?

Mrs. Scolari is dead.

How did that happen?

You wouldn't believe us if we told you,

but believe me, we have to get out of here.

Our lives are in danger.

They're still in there.

Wait a minute. Who, who's still in there?

Wait, there's murderers in there?

Well, you see. We came here to...

Yes. There's like ten of them.

There's ten murderers in there?

We need to call for backup.

There's no time for that!

There's ten murderers in there!

Crazy son of a b*tch

is going to get us killed.

Stay here!

- Let's get out of here.

- Wait, they just told us to stay here.

We just can't take off. They'll arrest us.

- Do you always do what you are told?

- Yes!

Call backup. Call backup now!

You're right. Let's Boogey.

- Make up your mind. Go.

- Let's get out of here.

Martha. What's gotten into you?

It's not Star Wars night.

What could possibly cause doughnuts

to become blood thirsty killers?

I have no clue.

There has to be a scientific reason.

Doughnuts don't just...

That's it!

- What the hell are you doing?

- Uncle Luther.

What?

Earlier today, uncle Luther was talking

about making the greatest discovery

in the twenty first century.

You think your crazy uncle came

up with a reanimation serum?

There's only one way to find out.

Calm down Debbie.

I'll be with you soon enough.

Now now Debbie, no need to panic.

This new antidote should

bring you back to normal.

Or it'll just kill you again.

Alright.

Come on Debbie.

Come on.

Yes.

Eureka!

I've done it!

Oh, you've done it alright you crazy loo.

Johnny, I told you never

to enter my lair when...

Yeah yeah yeah,

shut your pie hole.

You've turned harmless

tasty doughnuts into...

killer doughnuts.

What are you talking about?

Your serum has contaminated the

doughnuts, and they've come to life.

That's impossible.

Who are you?

Oh, it's possible alright.

They ate Mrs. Scolari. And

at least three other people we know of.

I'm Howard. Johnny's friend.

How come I have never

seen you around here before?

- I have dinner here every night.

- Really?

Hey! Doctor Crazy! Focus.

Yeah. What are we gonna do?

Funny you should ask.

I've already done it.

I've created the antidote.

- No way.

- Yes way.

What you see before you is

a harmless little gray mouse.

What about it?

A few seconds ago it

was a crazed killer rat.

- Brilliant.

- Yes.

It looks so normal.

Aw. It's taking a nap.

How cute.

I'd say your serum needs some tweaking.

- Man, this is bullshit.

- I don't like it any more than you do.

Who the hell steals a police cruiser?

It's bad enough we lost a perp tonight.

We can't go back to the

station without a car.

How much further does it say on the GPS?

It says two miles.

Do you want to switch yet?

Just keep pedaling, jackass.

I don't understand. It worked.

It changed Debbie back.

Yeah, well, Debbie definitely changed.

It does work. The rat's dead.

You ignorant toad.

The point is not to kill the rat again,

but to stabilize it. You don't

realize what I done here.

You're in the presence of Jesus.

Just give us enough of the pink stuff

so we can kill the doughnuts.

Fine.

We don't have to inject it,

can't we just splash them with it?

You fool. It has to get

into their blood stream.

We're talking about doughnuts.

Doughnuts don't have a blood stream.

Besides, doughnuts are made of dough.

Not organs and skin.

If we splash them, it will

penetrate the outer layer.

So what's the deal?

Do we spray these suckers with

it or do we have to inject them?

My dear nephew. This is a very technical

question and requires lots

of tests and documentation.

As you know the scientific method...

You have no idea. Do you?

Nope.

It's worth a shot guys.

So how do we find them?

Well. Anytime you're looking for

bees, you always go to the hive.

Huh?

Precisely. Ground zero.

The point of origin.

The doughnut shop.

Great.

Howard. Grab some pink stuff.

Let's go.

- I'm going with you.

- What?

- I want to see them for myself.

- Fine. Let's get out of here.

- Shotgun.

- Uh-uh.

Nice try buddy.

We have no idea what we're

going to face in there.

When you spray the doughnuts

with the antidote,

- if they don't melt...

- or blow up.

Yes, or that. Then we inject them

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