Awful Nice Page #4
Look at ya. Look at ya.
Just a little
brotherly competition.
Ah good.
- Which I won by the way.
What business do we have
here today, gentleman?
We're just signing some papers
and picking up some cash
I think.
[Laughs]
Slow down there chief.
Not quite that simple.
Now I'm not sure if you've
seen, but it's not exactly
in it's best condition.
little restoration process.
It's... let's see
what we got here.
Yep, alright. There you go.
Roof damage. A couple of
walls need retouching,
new furnace, switchboard,
uh pest control.
It shouldn't be a
problem to take care of.
Just a couple weeks
worth of work.
We were sort of under the
impression that we'd show up,
sign it over to you, get
Uh, I could try to sell
it for you the way it is.
The bigger problem, is that
the off season just started,
so noone's looking to
develop right now. But uh...
We know you have nowhere
to go, but I have a job.
Do we have a plan b?
Well, the contractor can get
Uh, that might be your best
bet unless you want to, uh,
ride it out until spring.
Two months doesn't
sound too bad.
You need to stop talking.
We're not going to do that.
Sounds like to me hiring
up a crew is the next step.
Now I can make recommendations.
Or I could put the whole
thing together for you.
Alright, alright, what kind
of rip do you get on that?
We use your goons, you
get a kick back of what?
20 percent?
That's the scam? Ok...
That might work on these
yokels here, a**hole.
But I've been rolled
enough to see it coming.
I see you coming, and I
see right through you.
I think what my dumb brother's
trying to say is we appreciate
your help, we're not really
in the position to bring
What's this? What
are you doing here?
What, you give me a hundred,
I give you two hundred?
Is this the cup in the ball?
I don't know what's
going on here.
Jim, can I talk to you
outside for a second?
Yeah. Come here. I have
to talk to you outside.
Me and you, fixing
the house together.
No. Absolutely not.
Alright, listen. Hear me out.
Listen, listen!
I know how to do all the stuff.
I'll do all the floorplans.
I'll write- I'll make
the blueprints myself.
Dude, we don't know how
to fix a f***ing house.
I know how to fix houses. I
fixed houses for two years.
Oh, when did you fix
houses for two years?
Tulsa? You mean when you
were working at a zoo?
Yeah, I worked at a zoo,
building animal-
You were a groundskeeper. You
were a groundskeeper at a zoo.
You picked up dog sh*t
and fed mice to snakes.
Why would there
be dogs at a zoo?
The whole point of a zoo is
you get to see animals that you
That's your first point?
That's your first point?
Maybe the forty f***ing houses
I built after hurricane Katrina
where I volunteered,
because I had to.
Let's assume that you did
know what you were doing.
I don't have time to watch
you dick around trying to
fix a house. I gotta get
back to my life.
My kid and my lady.
You're picking them over me.
I'm not picking
anybody over anybody.
Sounds like your new family
is a little more important
Dude, come on. I don't have an
old family or a new family.
I have a family.
But they need me now.
If you won't do it
for me, do it for dad.
That's not cool.
Don't f***ing say
sh*t like that.
If you're not doing it
for dad, do it for me.
Well John, Dave and I were
talking outside and I think...
renovations on ourselves.
Is that a fact?
Sure is.
Well, I'm not gonna
try and stop you.
But... if I was a
betting man, and I am.
I'd bet my balls that you don't
Oh is that so? Well I
got news for you, John.
I fixed that door last
night actually, so...
And that's a fact.
[Crash]
I can fix that. I can fix that.
Fix that real quick.
Nothing wrong.
Probably fine.
[Crash]
You know what, we'll
put that on my tab.
We'll get a tab going.
We'll put that on the tab.
Boy you two, you remind
me exactly of your father.
Ah now he's trying
to get into our head.
That's it, that's it.
You boys go do what
you need to do.
I'll be here if you need me.
How does that sound?
Great.
In the meantime...
Your father had me put together
a little nest egg for you.
There's a lot of
money here, man.
He planned well for a rainy day.
This is for the door.
Well played kemosabe,
well played.
Dude, I guarentee that guys
crew is the Russian mafia.
He was talking about a
construction crew, dummy.
Russian mafia, dude. That's
what I'm telling you.
They shang hai 'em by the dozen.
They ship them in by
the boatload, man.
We do not want to get
mixed up with that sh*t.
Plus, we're gonna save
a shitload of money.
It's an awesome brother project
to do together which is like
the reason we're down here.
the car. I'll get the supplies
right now and come back.
No.
- Why? Just killing two birds-
I'm not going to let
you drive my car.
Why?
- 'Cuz you're a crazy person.
No, I'm not. I know what to-
do you wanna go?
No. I gotta-
you download your blogcast and
I'll go do the real work.
Dude, this is a
pretty involved thing.
I feel like we should-
- I've walked around.
Shouldn't we like
talk to a guy or something?
Yeah, we're the guys.
That's the best part.
Just me and you. We
get to figure it out.
So I'll bring it back and
then we'll get started.
Ok?
Be careful with my car.
Dude, you gotta learn
how to trust me, alright?
Alright, you stay here.
Go play minesweeper or
something and I'll be right back
[shot]
Come on, be careful!
So I think we're gonna
stay down here and
I thought you were just supposed
to go down there and
get the deed and then...
Come home?
Yeah, that's what I thought
too, but this place is
actually kinda trashed, and I
think Dave wants to do it
Yeah, I know, but I haven't seen
lot time down here growin' up.
I don't know, I just-
I can't explain it.
You... can't fix a house, Jim.
I'm sorry. You couldn't
even fix a drain when it was
just clogged with hair.
Yeah, I know. But this place
means a lot to me.
I want to do this we got
all our old stuff here.
It should only be a couple days.
Why don't you just hire
somebody to do that...?
Dave won't sign the
deed unless we do this.
Plus, this is like the last
thing I'll ever do for my dad,
so I want to do it right.
Un-f***ing-believable.
Dave, you were gone for three
hours and you bought beer
instead of supplies.
What the f*** is wrong with you?
Dude, I got a shitload
of supplies in the car.
Check it out, man.
What is all this sh*t?
Party pad.
No, that shirt- that is the
ugliest shirt I've ever seen.
like old folks' home, so...
Look, we're not here
to make a party pad.
We're here to fix what's broken
and get the f*** out of here.
I've been working all day.
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