Awful Nice Page #5
Getting all this stuff.
I need this money, David.
You want a cowboy hat?
No, I want this money.
I'm down to fix the house too.
Why can't we have
a little fun too?
I see what you're lookin' at.
Guess how much that was.
I don't want to.
- Guess.
I don't want to.
- Nine hundred bucks.
You paid nine hundred dollars-?
For virtual cop.
- Yeah, virtual cop two.
There's a certain level of
professionalism that
And that includes our
associate professors.
Now, I'm sorry about your father
but it's been over a week-
Jim, Jim, Jim.
I'm gonna call you back.
What do you want? What?
They got pretty much
everything we need in there,ok?
Supplies-wise.
I definitely shoulda came here
first. That one's on me.
Awesome. Let's go.
But uh... bad news is they are
closed for some reason.
I thought they closed
at seven, dude?
Maybe... is it like president's
day or something?
Old timey photo place
down the street.
I say we head down there, get
cowboyed up a little bit,
maybe get some tombstone
pics, and have fun.
This whole trips supposed to be
a little bit of renaissance for
a us both, right? Correct?
No, not at all.
I don't see why we
can't do both, alright?
Fix the house but also have
Now I say, we take these
envelopes we got from
charbineau. They're full of
coupons and sh*t for amazing
attractions around town,
have some fun today.
Then we start fixing the house.
No. You can't get
any work done.
The hardware store's closed.
We don't have any supplies.
Work for my job, dummy.
seven different things.
We're doing this together.
No we're not, Dave.
I'm going back to the house.
Give me my keys.
Now I'm thinking...
What I was saying before...
What if you're like Wyatt earp's
like wife who's addicted to
cough syrup. Because I feel
like you're kinda in that
and I feel like I'm gonna
go a little bit more
of a bill Paxton route.
I feel like you're
getting angry right now.
Don't let my jacket
touch the ground.
Alright, now we're talking.
Oh, Jim, check this out.
Glug, glug, glub.
Easy there buckaroo.
I'm gonna need to see some ID
now before I let you go
drinking up all my swill.
[Laughing]
I'm just kidding of course.
My name's grant.
How you doin' grant?
Well grant, we both grew up
in Minneapolis matter of fact.
We're brothers.
My son and I drowned
a cat up there once.
You don't say?
- That's right.
are looking to get a couple
pictures taken.
And I'm thinkin' like
third act tombstone.
You came to the
right place, sir.
Let's get you set up.
Alright.
They better be heavy.
Yum yum, drink up.
We payed ninety bucks for 'em.
These are ninety dollar drinks?
A piece, yeah.
But I mean, they're for
like eighteen people.
So, have you guys had a
chance to look at the menu?
We need like another
minute to-
I think we're good.
I'm gonna do...
Let's do two chicken
almond dings.
Um... three of those
window specials.
I saw a guy eating lo mein
tacos, but I didn't
Yeah, they're on our
very special menu.
For very special costumers.
She's already hooking us up.
I like this already.
For drink wise...
Other then these, just three
Tequila shots,
three orange whips, three beers.
That's it, for right now.
And you?
Oh no, it's for both of us.
We're brothers.
This is my brother.
Hi.
Oh hi.
I'm Dave by the way.
I forgot to- so rude.
[Kisses]
Are those mood rings?
I can tell because you
look so happy.
And you are?
Jim.
Petra.
You have really nice hands.
I'm actually married so, uh...
Oh, me too.
Hey me too. We're all married.
No you're not.
I'm gonna get your food order
and deal with some other
costumers. I will be back.
Enjoy these drinks.
See you soon.
Thank you, bye.
Dude, what the f***
was that all about?
You talking about
being married and sh*t?
Like she doesn't wanna know-
she didn't ask you that.
She doesn't care about that, ok?
Me and her had a thing going.
get in on it too,
Ok, first off, she was
flirting with both of us.
No, first off, she was
being polite to you.
We had a flirt going, and you,
you kind of snuck in and she
felt kind of obligated because
this is like her job to like
make the costumers happy.
You know that girl's a hooker,
right?
Sorry. That was inappropriate.
That just shows what
my feelings are.
You talk about a guy's
girl like that...
I just had no idea that you
had such a thing for hookers.
She comes to this country from
Russia to try to make a living
for herself and you are
belittling her-
she's totally British.
She's not... I know what
You are the dumbest
person I've ever met.
She's Russian doing
a British accent.
You think she's a Russian
non-hooker, and
she's a British whore.
Let's just drop it.
She's a whore.
I'll do one for my
wife and one for me.
I love facial hair.
Facial hair is so sexy.
Right?
Let's do one before I go.
I'd grind you up and
turn you into a hotdog.
To your wife.
I feel like we're really putting
this in progress tonight.
Ebony and ivory go together...
Who am I?
Stevie wonder.
Ray Charles.
I don't smell like an idiot?
This is Louie ck, man.
Yeah?
Well. Good sh*t.
Haha, look at these guys.
What, this guy ever make
out with a girl before?
Look at him.
He's fumbling around.
Yeah, that's a joke.
She's not that hot.
Yeah, get it buddy.
Yeah.
Grab her ass.
Grab her ass. Finish.
business in an alley way.
Oww.
What the f***?
How did a Latino bean and
broccoli turtle
end up in branson?
What happened to you?
I just got my ass kicked.
I told you that
girl was trouble.
It wasn't her.
It was these guys.
Those guys?
Yeah.
Well I guess we should get rid
of your karate trophies 'cuz...
Me and my brother need
to tell you a secret.
Come here real quick.
We just want to
bury the hatchet.
What are you doing, Dave?
Jim, we'll figure it out.
We always do.
No, we never do.
Now, what I don't understand
is, if these two guys
are from Cleveland,
then where are you-
[punch]
[Sigh]
You boys gonna be
here a long time.
See that?
Aviator.
That's me.
Flying this ship.
Now pick 'em up.
What? No.
That's alright.
make is, I'm in charge.
You understand?
I'm the boss!
Bruce!
Heel.
Well, well, well.
[Chuckles]
I see you met my killer.
Y'all be careful, because
I say the word, he attacks.
What's the word?
Go.
Stop.
Did you say it?
Or were you just
telling 'em the word?
I was telling 'em
the word, Bruce.
Alright, 'cuz I just
wanted that word.
He's anxious.
He's hungry to kill.
I want the word.
Just like I'm
hungry for a snack.
Mmm.
He's hungry.
Do you want like a spoon?
Huh?
That you can eat with?
We got spoons here.
I happen to enjoy
it oyster style.
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