Awful Nice Page #6
Are we actually being
charged with anything?
'Cuz legally if you're gonna
charge me with something,
you need to present me
with a police report.
Mm, yeah we got one.
Gonna print out two
copies right now.
Oh I don't actually have it.
Well, y'all don't go nowhere.
Bruce and I'll be right back.
Donna, can you print out
them a police reports?
Yeah.
Smart sh*t with that
police report, dude.
Not really. I made it up.
Really?
It sounded real. Do you
think they know that?
I don't know, but we gotta get
out of here as soon as possible,
because you've already
cost us a day on the house.
F*** you, give me a
f***ing break, dude.
Everything I do is
just so f***ing stupid.
And you have, like, so much more
important sh*t you have to do.
Yeah, I agree.
At least I'm there
when people need me.
Oh, come on.
I had to drive halfway across
the country to take you to your
Oh, now you're the f***ing
hero of the family.
You can do whatever
the f*** you want.
Call everbody shitheads.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah right.
I'm there and you're not.
When have I not been there?
A ton of times, like...
That time I went to rehab.
Remember? Remember that?
I was- I was like- I was having
some problems and you know mom
and dad were there, and a couple
of other people were there,
You know, everyone
was there but you. You know?
You had some- you had some kind
of desimination you had to do.
Yeah, and that's like a
book report kind of thing.
It sounds like a really
important book report.
Yeah I've got a f***ing
book report to do. Whatever.
The time I got arrested.
Remember when I got arrested?
Mom and dad were in Europe.
Boy, I got real comfy
in that jail cell.
Nobody came and bailed me out.
Nobody showed up.
I was on a writer's fellowship.
I'm- I'm just being
such a shithead. I should
have known that you were on
some writer's fellowship...
I'm sorry I missed all your
f***ing fork in the road
moments, Dave, but it looks
like there's gonna be a
milion more... [banter]
Well, well, well.
It ain't looking too good, boys.
It turns out one of you's
got a warrant in Springfield.
The other hasn't payed
taxes in years, so...
I, I put a call in to the
governor to see if I could get
you extradited, maybe you could
face these charges in the state
without the death penalty...
My hands are tied.
There ain't much more I can do.
You know-
alright, y'all are free
to go. So, uh...
Bruce, I thought we were gonna
sweat 'em out a little bit more.
Yeah.
Yeah, you guys are-
you guys are...
Yeah, ok. It's too late Bruce.
Nonetheless though.
You've each been implanted with
monitoring you from here on out.
What are you doing
in dad's office?
Quit dicking around.
No, you're counting change.
You're stealing change.
I'm not stealing change.
Half of that change is mine.
I don't want all the nickles. I
want most of the quarters.
You don't get to have
all the quarters.
Come on, we have to go
figure out where to start.
I know, I know
what we need to do.
I got this list from charbineau.
It's got everything we need
to do to the house on it.
You got a list from charbineau?
Half this sh*t we can do today.
Well you seemed like you knew
everything that was going on
earlier, so...
We got work to do.
[Crashing]
[Breaking glass]
[Thwak]
You almost hit me in the
face with a hockey puck.
If I wanted to hit you
in the face, I would've
hit you in the face.
Dude, you and me both know the
best work I do is in the crease.
That's not true. You
weren't ever any good.
Well, if I wasn't any good, why
don't you try and score on me.
[Sigh]
So, if I score on you, you have
to go clean the dock right now.
Alright, dude, but if I shut
you down, you've gotta
give me that watch.
Also if you get in my
crease, I will take you down.
Ok? I'm not gonna
apologize for that.
That's just an
instinct, alright?
From years of goal tending.
Number two, do not
aim for my throat.
Oww, I'm not ready yet. Stop!
I'm not ready. I'm not.
I gotta get set you f***in' wad.
'Cuz I just f***ing scored, bro.
Now I'm ready. Try again.
Let's go. This is the
one that counts.
Nice work, dipshit.
Ok, that one's coming
out of my half.
They're open, dude. Don't worry.
This guy's selling churros. I
might try and check that out.
But uh, yeah...
Hey where're you going?
[Ding]
Welcome to the store.
May I help you?
Uh yeah.
Do you have wasp spray?
All of our insecticides
are on aisle five.
Cool, thanks.
You guys still close at three?
Seven to seven every
day, rain or shine.
What about yesterday?
Rain or shine. Seven to seven.
Every day.
Alright, thanks man.
Jackpot.
What's up, what's up?
What are you all
mother f***er's doing?
Ah, I'm just playing. I'm
just playing. What's up?
Wow, divorce?
Yeah, yuck.
Actually it's not bad 'cuz
I'm not miserable now, so...
Yeah.
You, you have a baby.
I know, right?
Wow. I'm so happy for you.
Jim, you're not going
to believe this sh*t.
Next door, laser tag place?
Looking for supplies
for the house.
Ended up getting jumped by a
bunch of construction workers.
Can you believe that sh*t?
Lauren Kennedy, do you
remember my brother, Dave.
Hey. What's up?
- Hi.
We went to camp together. Her
parents had a trampoline.
You guys used to bone
down, didn't you?
We used to date, yeah.
You did- you took her virginity.
That's f***ed up, dude.
Actually I took his.
For the record.
Ohhh.
Wait, what happened to you?
You got jumped outside?
I got like, just got hit
by a motorcycle actually.
It was pretty crazy
but I'm totally fine.
I'm good.
Out front, yeah. It just clipped
me. But... everbody's ok.
Oh my God.
He's an idiot.
Where are your shoes?
Oh, lost 'em in the crash.
That's crazy.
Pop right off.
You didn't go pick 'em up?
I'm fine though.
I'm cool, I'm cool.
He might be kinda f***ed up.
How long are you guys here for?
A couple days.
Ok, well if you want to
catch up more, or whatever...
Great yeah.
Nice to see you.
I did not get jumped.
Bye, nice to see you.
Hope you feel better.
How many times have you been
beat up the last few days?
You got her number. Help
you get over your wife.
Uh, I don't need to get
over my wife, dummy.
Don't you hate her
though, or something?
I'm probably thinking
of somebody else.
Man, it's fun being
back down here, right?
Did you lie to me about the
hardware store being closed?
The guy at the counter said that
they were open the other day.
Well maybe that dude was lying,
you ever think about that?
Dad was always our coach, man.
Football, baseball,
hockey, karate.
anybody else teaching his kids
how to do anything.
Yeah, we gotta find these
karate uniforms, dude.
You really think your old
No, I bet dad's will
though, you f***ing moron.
Uh, you might want to call your
karate association, 'cuz they
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