Awful Nice Page #7
might not be cool with
you upgrading like that.
Check this out.
Mystery safe.
Super cool.
I bet this thing is full
of bear bonds, dude.
A bear bond- it's like in world
war ii, bears were really rare,
and then like, uh, you
could buy like bonds.
I don't think
that's what that is.
I can open this sucker
up, dude. Easy.
See if he can give
us a locksmith.
Dude, then we gotta
cut him in, man.
Actually... I'm not
really used to these.
[Bang]
[Crash]
Alright, that can
come out of my half.
Dave?
Did you freeze all my shirts?
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
Is that wild things?
Yeah, get outta here!
Are you still going?
Go away. Now!
Are you still going?
Yes, I'm still going. Go away!
F***ing pervert.
I just feel like, I feel like
you're gonna break that window.
I'm not gonna break
that window, ok?
It's a tennis ball, ok?
You throw the ball up.
I hit the ball, hits the
wasp nest, wasp nest falls.
We run, lock
ourselves in the car.
Pull around, run over the
wasp nest with the car.
Killing the wasps, k?
This seems like a
really shitty plan.
It's not a shitty plan, ok?
I've done this four times, dude.
You've done this four times?
Yeah.
Did it work?
Yeah, it worked.
Three times.
What happened the fourth time?
Ball guy f***ed up.
So...
Don't screw this up.
Ready?
Yep.
Get ready to run, 'cuz these
guys are going to be pissed.
[Glass breaking]
That's coming out of your half.
F***in' bat had like pine
tar on it, or something.
You did?
That's awesome.
Hold on, hold on.
What are you...? Stop, stop.
Dude, all I'm saying is- like
irregardless of whether it's a
good idea or not, you
can bet on wrestlemania.
It's just like paying
attention to the characters.
Well, they're not characters.
They're athletes.
Oh, score dude.
Check it out. Surge alert.
Take a rip, dude.
Gross.
I'll race ya.
You're gonna get sick.
That's like fifteen years old,
These are worth a ton. I
shouldn't of f***ing drank that.
You didn't open yours. That was
smart, dude. Profit.
You totally overestimate
the collectables market.
Dude, sh*t is worth
a lot of money.
No, it's not. It's really not.
Oh, sh*t dude.
This might be a little
more your speed.
Oh dude. Super Jack pot.
What's that?
Party pills.
These are like tranquilizers.
Let's get this
party started, dude.
Dude, these are for Steve
when he got heartworms.
Yeah, they're tranqs dude.
They're like xanaxs.
You just gotta take like...
You gotta get the ratio
of like dog to person.
So like if he needed two,
I'll have like twelve.
It's not rocket science, dude.
Yeah, you're right. It's
like actual science.
You alright, man?
You look f***ed up.
I just chugged that
surge too fast.
Sh*t's like fifteen cups of
coffee straight to the dong.
I'm pretty sure it's
those dog pills.
Want me to take you to the vet?
Uneccessary.
Iron stomache man, I told you.
Oh hey, I got it.
Check it out. I'm gonna kill
so many f***ing wasps.
I'm gonna go kill some,
like, churros real quick.
I'll be right back.
[Crash]
[Cell ringing]
[Home phone ringing]
Jim, what is taking so long?
We're fixing a house.
This isn't easy.
Didn't you say that your dad's
business partner had some
crew that he could hire?
That's gonna cost like
thousands of dollars,
and Dave and I are doing this.
It's like a brother thing...
This isn't an excuse for you to
go run off and, like, live out
your childhood
with your brother.
I'm not reliving my childhood.
I'm doing the best that I can.
I need you do something, Jim.
I need you to take action.
Like what? What do
you want me to do?
Hire the guys, get the
money, and come home.
Yeah, it's right
off seventy-five.
What's up, big brother?
Yeah I wanted to
walk around the lake.
You look like you've
had a productive day.
You fix that screen door.
I stole a bunch of this screen
door stuff from this
country club down the street.
He was like... he said he paid
for all this sh*t that we broke
But I don't know what
he's talking about there.
He also said he wanted to
take us out to dinner tonight.
And I was like, I
don't know about that.
Sounds kinda weird.
They were giving them away.
Can you believe that?
Just like some kind of
jacket giveaway or something.
There was just like a whole room
of 'em just like racked up,
and I'm like, oh awesome.
I took like five.
Did you rob a coat room?
Rob a? No man.
Oh dude, check this out.
That's badass.
gone doing whatever,
but we got like a ton of work.
I gotta big list.
Is this mine?
That's yours.
This is awesome.
We got two.
It's like Batman and Robin.
Suit up.
We gotta lot of work today.
What the f*** is that?
Hold on, we got intruders.
Dave.
Dave.
Hey, a**hole.
Dave!
get out of my f***ing driveway.
Chill out. Chill out, chill out.
get your piece of sh*t truck
out of my driveway, ok?
This is my property.
I was over there. I could
not hear you well.
Get your f***in' goon
squad out of my property.
[Laughing]
What is this? What?
He's just joking.
You are very funny.
No, I'm not joking.
Are you Jim?
I'm javier. This is my
associate, Trevor.
I am Ivan.
Why are you, why do
you know these guys?
Because I hired 'em.
For what?
To fix the f***ing house.
We don't need any help
with the f***in' house.
We need so much help!
There's nothing wrong with it.
We have no idea what
we're doing.
We just gotta- branches.
It's not branches.
We don't need four guys...
You should put
him in a birdcage.
So he can keep chirping
to his heart's delite.
I got two chirps for you, ok?
One of them's gonna
be me hitting you.
me kicking him in the dick.
What about me.
I'm still here.
Nah, it's not worth it.
Not even worth it, slim.
You want to hit me?
He doesn't want to hit you.
Get the f*** out of here.
Get in the f***ing truck-
how 'bout I slap your face?
How 'bout you f***ing try it?
Listen, we're doing you a favor.
[Slap]
[Laughing]
Woah, hey.
Can I talk to you
inside for a second?
Charbineau got this guy to
give us a hell of a deal
I'm so f***ing sick of your
cut and run bullshit, dude.
You're taking something that's
you're just f***ing ruining
it and I don't know why.
I'm ruining it?
on purpose. Ok?
This guy on the other hand,
can have us home within a week,
checks in hand.
I don't care about that.
I don't trust this guy.
I don't trust charbineau.
You know what, you're on the
chopping block too, buddy.
Why do you have to make
things so much more difficult?
Oh here comes Tim
the tool man Taylor now.
You come to chirp with
us, my little bird?
Dave?
You got iced out.
Ooh, I feel bad.
What the f*** is going on, man?
Huh?
Hey.
Look at him in his
piece of sh*t car.
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