Bachelor Party Page #15

INSERT - PIECE OF PAPER

Margot reads the address.

MARGOT (O.S.)

838 North Franek Avenue?

BACK TO SCENE:

MRS. THOMERSON

Yes.

MARGOT:

We're here.

MRS. THOMERSON

How nice.

TINA:

I'm Tina Stahl.

MRS. THOMERSON

Of course. Stan's wife... Everyone

come in.

REVERSE ANGLE - THE STREET

Cole sits in his car and watches happily as the hookers go

inside.

INT. THOMERSON'S LIVING ROOM

Debbie spots Tina. She is oblivious to the two hookers.

DEBBIE:

Tina!

They give each other a big hug. The hookers watch closely.

Debbie leads Tina to the other women.

DEBBIE:

(continuing)

You know everyone here, don't you?

TINA:

Yes.

The girls hug and give big hellos. Meanwhile, Margot and

Darlene have come to the conclusion they've been hired for a

kinky scene.

MARGOT:

One of these, huh?

DARLENE:

Looks that way.

MARGOT:

Buck's a buck.

They start to unbutton their coats.

Tina hands Debbie her present.

DEBBIE:

It's so heavy.

She sits and the girls gather around as she starts to open

the gift.

Phoebe happens to look off and is stunned by what she sees.

The others are curious at what she is looking at and they

too stare O.S., stunned to silence.

MARGOT AND DARLENE

dressed in leather and mesh stockings. Margot carries a whip.

Darlene is holding a phallic electrical device.

DARLENE:

(business-like)

Is there an empty outlet in here?

Debbie unconsciously points to a nearby wall. Margot and

Darlene stand amidst the girls. Darlene plugs in her device.

She and Margot start to embrace and fondle one another. The

girls watch in stony silence. Dumbfounded at what they see.

Margot and Darlene start to sink to the floor, OUT OF OUR

SIGHT. Before they disappear, we see Margot take out her gum

and park it on an end table. Now OUT OF SIGHT, the girls

watch for a beat. Then we hear the WHIRRING of Darlene's

implement. Our girls screech in horror and hold onto one

another in a protective clump.

INT. HOTEL SUITE

The guys are sitting around drinking, eating and looking

generally bored. Chulo sits in front of the TV, glumly

watching an old "I Love Lucy" re-run.

CHULO:

If I was Ricky Ricardo I would beat

the sh*t out of that chick.

LARRY:

(totally ripped,

staring at the black

and white image)

Wow! The colors are sooo beautiful.

Chulo gives him a strange look.

RYKO:

(opening a beer,

reading the label)

Isn't there any beer that's not

imported? All this stuff's from St.

Louis.

RICK:

(calling to imaginary

person O.S.)

Bartender, round of brains for my

friend here.

Gary enters the room. He's all smiles. Confident he's done a

great job arranging for the entertainment.

GARY:

How's it going, guys?

Everyone crowds around him like children greeting Daddy.

Looking for candy hidden in his coat.

EVERYONE:

Where's the girls? Where's the girls?

Rick pushes them away from Gary like a referee separating

two fighters.

RICK:

Give the guy air. Everyone to a

neutral corner.

GARY:

What's going on?

CHULO:

Nothing. We got no women.

GARY:

Screw you.

RICK:

It's true.

GARY:

This place should have been wall to

wall tits by now.

RICK:

(to O'Neill)

Guy paints a beautiful picture.

GARY:

I'm going to see what the hell

happened.

RICK:

Looks like the only one who got

screwed here was you.

GARY:

Screw that.

He exits out the door.

O'NEILL

So, what do you guys think of the

party so far?

The guys toss sandwiches and empty beer cans at him.

RICK:

(putting his arm around

O'Neill)

Well, I think you've done a damn

fine job.

Everyone pelts Rick and O'Neill with more junk.

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