Bachelor Party Page #16

Suddenly the door bursts open. The guys look up and are

surprised to see Cole enter.

COLE:

Rick, I want to talk to you.

RICK:

Ah, Cole.

(turns to the others)

I don't remember ordering an a**hole

from room service.

Cole enters, closing the door behind him.

COLE:

I don't want any trouble.

RICK:

Oh, come on, just a little.

COLE:

I'm ready to make you another deal.

RICK:

(mock excitement)

Ooh, be still, my heart.

COLE:

(points out window)

See that down there? That's my most

prized possession. My new Porsche.

RICK'S POV

Cole's Porsche parked in the hotel parking lot.

RICK (O.S.)

Very nice...

BACK TO SCENE:

Rick gestures to Chulo to look out the window.

RICK:

(his voice tells us

he has something in

mind)

Isn't that a great car, Chulo?

Chulo gets Rick's drift.

CHULO:

Yeah... real nice. Ah, excuse me.

I'll be right back.

He starts to exit. Before he does, he grabs a hanger out of

the closet.

COLE:

Great car.

RICK:

The best.

COLE:

I love that car.

RICK:

I'm very happy for you two.

They back away from the window.

COLE:

I'll trade you my Porsche for Debbie.

An even swap.

RICK:

(surprised)

The car for Debbie?

COLE:

(getting a little

excitable)

I mean it. The car is yours. Dump

Debbie.

RICK:

Gee, guys, what should I do? The car

or Debbie?

All the guys treat this as if it's "Let's Make A Deal". They

take sides, yelling out, "Take the car," "Keep Debbie." Over

the din we hear a befuddled Rick.

RICK:

(continuing)

What a decision here.

He walks over to the window. Cole follows closely. He's trying

to convince Rick to take the car.

COLE:

Low mileage... Handles like a dream.

RICK:

So does Debbie.

EXT. HOTEL PARKING LOT - NIGHT

Chulo is using the hanger to jimmy the car lock on Cole's

Porsche. He's successful. He jumps into the car and drives

off.

INT. HOTEL SUITE

Rick and Cole are at the window. The guys are still trying

to convince Rick on his decision.

COLE:

I got the car only two months ago --

it's got --

As he looks out the window we see with him that his car is

gone.

COLE:

(continuing)

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. My car's

gone!

RICK:

Maybe it had something to do.

COLE:

Sh*t!

He charges out of the room.

O'NEILL

Odd. He's only been gone a few seconds

and I already miss him.

EXT. STREET CORNER - NIGHT

Gary spots Jumbo on the same grimy street corner. He's pimping

for one of his ladies and makes a sale to an anxious young

Marine as Gary approaches him.

GARY:

Jumbo, where the hell are the women?

JUMBO:

What are you talking about, a**hole?

GARY:

Your whores never showed up.

JUMBO:

They left an hour ago, pink nuts.

GARY:

Screw you!

Jumbo has had enough. He backs Gary against a wall and pulls

a knife on him.

JUMBO:

(irritated; a lot)

That's it, prick lips.

GARY:

What are you...

JUMBO:

I've had it, numb nuts... How much

money you got?

GARY:

Why?

JUMBO:

Because I'm pissed off. Now give me

your cash.

Gary hurriedly digs into his pockets and gives Jumbo his

money.

GARY:

This is bad public relations. I was

planning to do a lot of business

with you. But now I'm going to have

to go elsewhere.

JUMBO:

(mock sincerity)

Hey. I'm sorry. You want girls. I'll

give you girls.

He snaps his fingers and TWO of his LADIES come forward.

JUMBO:

(continuing; to girls)

Give him the works.

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