Bachelor Party Page #24

TRACEY:

Her face becomes Stan's.

TRACEY/STAN

You nuts? Look at me, I'm beautiful!

Stan's face turns back to Tracey's.

ANOTHER ANGLE:

All the kids from his bus are gathered around Tracey. They're

egging him on.

KIDS:

Do it! Come on! Put her away! Go for

it!

Debbie's face appears on Tracey's.

TRACEY/DEBBIE

(pleading)

Don't Rick.

Debbie's face disappears. Rick can't take it anymore.

RICK:

I can't do it. I love Debbie.

He runs out of the room, leaving a very confused Tracey in

his wake.

INT. HOTEL ROOM

O'Neill is waiting outside the bedroom door as Rick comes

out.

O'NEILL

How'd it go?

RICK:

Put it to you this way -- you're

gonna have to pry her out of the bed

with a spatula, mister.

O'NEILL

I'm proud of you, lad.

Rick crosses to the bar area as O'Neill watches him go,

beaming.

INT. HOTEL ROOM ACROSS THE STREET - NIGHT

Cole enters the room. He runs to the window.

COLE'S POV

His window is right opposite the window in the hotel of Rick's

party.

COLE:

He's pleased. Very pleased. He places an arrow into his

crossbow.

COLE'S POV

He's looking down his sights. Rick is the target... and an

easy one at that, for at this very moment Rick is crossing

past the window.

INT. HOTEL SUITE

The door opens and in walks Rajah, the Indian pimp. He looks

pissed. He's looking for Gary.

RAJAH:

(angry)

Am looking for this dunghead who

took my women... He is being liar to

me. 45 minutes way over.

COLE'S POV

He has Rick right where he wants him.

CROSSBOW TRIGGER

Cole's finger squeezes off a shot.

RICK:

Luckily he starts to dance with a female guest. This takes

him out of line of the arrow.

HOTEL SUITE WINDOW

The arrow zooms through the open window.

INT. HOTEL SUITE

Rajah is standing by the door. The arrow zips through the

room, misses everyone and lodges in the wall inches from

Rajah's head. He looks at the arrow and realizes he almost

was killed.

RAJAH:

(frightened)

Holy Dung is this thing! I sic Milt

on you. He get back b*tches. Me? I

haul ass.

He runs out of the room. Rick and O'Neill watch Rajah exit,

confused.

RICK:

Who was that?

O'NEILL

I don't know.

RICK:

(looking at arrow)

What's this?

O'NEILL

Got me.

Just then another arrow comes zipping through the room,

lodging in a chair inches from Rick.

RICK:

(to new arrow)

How 'bout this?

O'NEILL

Still drawing a blank.

They turn in the direction the arrow came from and look out

the window. They spot Cole loading his bow in the room across

the way.

RICK:

He look familiar?

O'NEILL

Very.

RICK:

C'mon. Get the hookers in a circle.

We better put Cochise out of business.

They start for the door as we go to --

INT. BACKSTAGE OF BEAUTY PAGEANT

Chulo is waiting outside a door that says "Dressing Room."

Several of the beauty contestants race out wearing formal

gowns. Laverne follows them, wearing a very tight black dress.

Chulo approaches her.

LAVERNE:

Stay away from me.

CHULO:

I'm not gonna hassle you... Don't

worry. You look beautiful.

LAVERNE:

(nervous)

Think so? I borrowed it from one of

the girls. I don't look too fat?

CHULO:

You're an angel... A madonna.

Laverne is moved by this. Before she can respond a Stage

Manager takes her by the arm and pushes her on stage.

STAGE MANAGER:

You're on.

Chulo watches Laverne enter the stage to hearty applause.

ANGLE - THE AUDIENCE

Mr. Thomerson and the other Judges sit in the front row making

notes.

MEDIUM SHOT - THE STAGE

The girls are lined up on pedestals as the MC approaches

Laverne

MC:

All right, here is your question,

Miss... Er...

He looks through his cards hurriedly and is unable to find

Laverne's.

LAVERNE:

Rivas.

MC:

Miss Rivas... Yes... How would you

solve our country's present economic

problems?

LAVERNE:

Who, me?

MC:

Yes.

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