Bachelor Party Page #26

e and O'Neill burst into the room and close the door.

COLE (O.S.)

Hey!

INT. COLE'S ROOM

O'Neill is tying the end of a sheet around the bed post. We

SEE the bed is minus its sheets and blankets.

O'NEILL

All set here.

ANOTHER ANGLE:

The guys have tied the sheets and blankets together and made

a rope. The other end is tied around Cole's chest. And that's

all Cole is wearing; he's nude.

COLE:

You guys are never going to get away

with this.

Rick stuffs Cole's underwear in his mouth to gag him.

RICK:

We're just going to keep you in a

safe place until after the party.

He and O'Neill lift Cole up and put him out the window. They

hang onto the sheet/blanket rope and lower him slowly outside.

EXT. HOTEL

We SEE Cole being lowered from the window.

CLOSER ON COLE:

He's struggling, but can do nothing about his predicament.

He looks down.

COLE'S POV

The hotel parking lot is ten stories below.

COLE:

He looks up to the guys.

RICK AND O'NEILL

They look down at him from the window above.

RICK:

Now, don't get into any trouble.

O'NEILL

Take care.

RICK & O'NEILL

Byeeeee!

They duck inside the window.

INT. COLE'S ROOM

Rick, O'Neill and Tracey exit the room.

RICK:

(to Tracey)

Don't you wish you were a guy so you

could have fun like this?

COLE:

He's scared to death.

INT. COLE'S ROOM

We SEE that Cole's weight is pulling the bed to the window.

COLE:

He's slowly lowering down the side of the building.

INT. ANOTHER HOTEL ROOM

A YOUNG COUPLE enters the room. They are very much in love.

He gives her a kiss and closes the door.

MAN:

Why don't you get comfortable?

She smiles coyly and starts to undress. He crosses to the

closed blinds.

MAN:

(continuing)

There's a wonderful moon out tonight.

He opens the blinds, revealing Cole's ass pressed up against

the window.

WOMAN:

She screams, horrified.

INT. JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN'S ROOM

The girls are being hotly pursued by the Japanese men.

JAPANESE/RAY

(subtitled)

Hey, Bob, this beats the sh*t out of

sushi, doesn't it?

INT. COLE'S ROOM

The bed moves right up against the wall under the window. We

SEE the end tied to the bed post is beginning to untie.

COLE:

He's panicked.

INT. COLE'S ROOM

The knot unties.

COLE:

He falls OUT OF FRAME. The "rope" trailing behind.

INT. CAR

The young couple from the room are seated in his sportscar.

He's cranking open the sun roof.

MAN:

Babe, I didn't know anything about

that.

The sun roof opens. Suddenly Cole's ass sticks through it.

The Woman freaks out again.

EXT. SPORTSCAR

We SEE a groggy Cole sitting in the sun roof. The Man in the

car is trying to calm down his lady.

INT. BANQUET ROOM - BACKSTAGE

Chulo and Laverne are standing in the wings while in the

b.g. we can SEE the MC singing the Moosehead Beer jingle.

Then:

MC:

All right, can we have our five

finalists, please.

CHULO:

Good luck, Laverne.

Laverne and the five finalists go out on stage.

ANGLE - MR. THOMERSON

He gives an envelope to the MC.

MC:

Thank you, Mr. Thomerson. Well, the

judges have made their decision, and

this year's Miss Moosehead Beer is...

ANGLE - THE GIRLS

They are all nervous, especially Laverne.

MC:

Laverne Rivas.

Laverne squeals with delight and hugs the MC as he puts the

bejeweled crown on her head. Then the MC leads her to the

microphone.

LAVERNE:

(teary-eyed)

I can't believe it. This is the

happiest day of my life, and I owe

it all to him.

She points O.S. to Chulo, Chulo, with tears in his eyes,

comes out on stage and, in a surge of emotion, picks Laverne

up off her feet and hugs her passionately.

ANGLE - THE JUDGES

JUDGE:

I know I've had that girl.

MR. THOMERSON

(looking at Chulo)

And I know that guy from somewhere,

too.

The other judge looks at Mr. Thomerson suspiciously.

EXT. HOTEL - NIGHT

CAMERA PUSHES IN TO a car in the parking lot which is towing

a U-Haul trailer behind it. The car stops and turns off its

lights.

INT. CAR

Stan and O'Neill sit in the car looking at the hotel.

STAN:

How the hell are we supposed to get

this donkey inside?

RYKO:

I don't know.

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