Bachelorette Page #7

Hey, this is Becks.

Can you come to my room?

Oh yeah.

I'm not doing anything.

We need to talk.

Yeah, I'll be

there in a minute.

Uh, give me a couple minutes.

Okay.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

Don't cum on my dress.

I can't believe

we're doing this.

I can't believe I

gave all my coke

to your filthy stripper.

Do me a favor and

don't mention that

in your recap of the evening.

Aw, that's my

favorite part, though.

Clyde?

Hey, Mom.

I thought you

were at a wedding.

You remember...?

Gena?

I don't think you've eaten

since the last time I saw you.

We need your help.

Yeah.

Oh my Lord.

It's a really long story

without much of a payoff, so...

I've seen worse.

When do you need it?

Three hours.

It's a miracle you need, not me.

Sheila, you made every

one of the costumes

for all the schools plays

and you made my prom

dress from scratch!

You can do it.

Clyde, make us some

coffee and food.

Gena?

Yeah?

I'll get you some pants.

Why are doors so heavy

in this place? Uh-oh.

I don't think

this is your room.

No, no.

This is definitely my room.

But somebody has moved

the furniture around.

They put a pool right in

the middle of my room.

This is f***ing fantastic!

Wait, are you coming?

Yeah. I am.

Oh!

It's beautiful!

You okay?

It's beautiful.

Moments like these, I think to myself,

my parents have no idea

where I am right now.

Ah.

I'm so awake now.

Watch me do a handstand!

Be careful, it's

three feet deep.

You're seriously making

pancakes right now?

I am.

Yours has a sad face made

out of chocolate chips,

because the world is an a**hole

and it's gonna get you.

Why are you on your phone

at 4.30 in the a.m.?

Don't worry about it, you know?

And... I am totally tagging

you in that photo.

You totally stalk me

online, don't you?

Maybe.

Sometimes.

Weekly.

Pervert.

Who are you calling?

Who are you calling?

You're so nosy.

I'm calling my friend's dealer,

okay, so I can get some

cocaine for tonight, so

I can make it through.

Give me my phone back.

Give it back to me.

Give it to me.

What are you doing?

Why did you do that?!

Oh my God!

I can't believe that

you just did that!

Believe it.

Why did you do that?

It's not cute anymore, Gen.

Hey.

What's up?

I think we need to talk.

I wanted to... Look, Beck...

What? What?

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

Oh, no. You go first.

I called you 'cause

I feel really bad

about what happened earlier.

I overreacted.

Emotions were

running really high.

You've been a trooper.

And I know that this

Maid of Honor stuff

must have been,like,

really hard for you.

Yeah, but I'm really

happy for you.

Regan.

I shouldn't have

blown up like that.

I mean, I wanted

to see the stripper

go the full thing.

Yeah.

It would've been great to

see one more dick before,

before I see Dale's for the

rest of my life, but...

you've just done so much work

for this wedding, just

put your own sh*t

aside in order

to do everything.

So..

thank you.

I have to pee.

Oh, '94 talent show.

Your leotards are phenomenal.

I won that sh*t

every single year,

right?

Yeah, but '94 was special.

That was the year

you got a bra.

Which you stole.

I could find it if

I looked for it.

Please do not do that.

You know what was

great about us?

What?

We were friends.

Everyone else, they

had so much ...drama.

But we were like...

We were friends.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What happened?

I mean, I kinda needed you

to drive me that day.

I needed you to go with me

and you didn't show up.

I couldn't.

Why couldn't you?

I was too sad.

This is awesome.

Did I puke on you?

No. Well, yeah.

Not directly.

You puked on Regan, though.

Okay, once, I was so stoned,

I thought I was in an episode

of 90210

and I kept yelling, "Dylan!"

That's f***ing awesome.

I got so f***ed up

once off 'shrooms

that I started a

fight club with my cats.

Okay, okay.

I once got so wrecked

that I woke up naked

next to a hamburger

and I was like,

did I just have

sex with a hamburger?

Good for that hamburger.

Okay, once I slit my wrist

with a broken bottle.

Holy sh*t.

Yeah.

When did that happen?

Like a year ago.

I sh-shouldn't

have told you that.

No, no.

You can say stuff like that.

No, no, I, it was an accident.

I, really, I party too hard.

You don't have to

explain anything to me.

I'm sorry, that, I, I

shouldn't have done that.

No.

So, Genny, I think it's time

we have a serious conversation.

You look different.

I got you to smile.

How many things

do you need to show

me in your closet?

This is getting

a little strange.

Oh, wait a second.

Oh my God.

What is that?

You are going to find out.

Oh my God.

#When I wake up#

#well I know I'm gonna be#

#I'm going be the man who

wakes up next to you#

#when I go out,

Yeah I know I'm gonna be#

#I'm gonn be the man

who goes along with you#

#If I get drunk,

well I know I'm gonna be#

#I'm gonna be the man who

get's drunk next to you#

Can you turn this off

#And if I haver,

hey I know I'm gonna be#

Genny?

#But I would walk 500 miles#

Don't call me that Genny

Nobody calls me that anymore, okay?

Don't.

Genny

#I'm gonna be the man

who's working hard for you#

#And when the money comes

in for the work I do#

#I'll pass almost

every penny on to you#

#When I come home,

Oh I know I'm gonna be#

#I'm gonna be the man

who come back home to you#

#And if I grow old,

well I know I'm gonna be#

#I'm gonna be the man

who's growing old with you#

#But I would walk 500 miles#

#And I would walk 500 more#

#Just to be the man

who walks a thousand miles#

#To fall down at your door#

#Da d-da da, da d-da,

da d-da, da d-da#

#Da-da-da dun-diddle

un-diddle un-diddle a dada#

#Da d-da da, da d-da,

da d-da, da d-da#

#Da-da-da dun-diddle

un-diddle un-diddle a dada#

You know what?

I'm so sorry.

Um, w-what if

we did this another night?

Well, why?

I just, my dick is really

cold right now and ...

Come on.

I'm giving you what you want,

so let's just get it over with.

No, I... Katie, please.

I just, I can't. I...

But why not?

You're drunk and that's fine.

You've been drunk all night

and I don't want y- I'm drunk,

there's drunk going on,

and it just doesn't,

I don't like the way it's happened.

I'm so stupid.

No, no, no.

I like you s-Katie,

I like you so much.

Then why don't you

want to have sex?

Why don't you come

back with me?

'Cause I like you.

That's what I'm telling you.

It does-this, this is,

this, hopefully, will...

it just doesn't... I

don't like the way it's

happened right now. It's not...

But I'm just telling

you that I don't care.

Katie, that's fine.

I, I do, though.

It's just, it's not fair to me.

I don't know what you're

talking about right now.

Do you even care that it's me?

I mean, do you even know... F***

Do you even know my name?

But wait, I do,

Bob?

Starts with a 'b'?

You know what this is like?

It's really just

like high school,

but instead of French

homework, it's my dick.

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