Bachelorette Page #8

Well that's not true because

French was actually hard.

[Hey, you've reached Gena.

Oh my God, Gena.

I'm freaking out.

I'm with Becky right now.

I don't know what to do!

I-I-I can't do this anymore.

Call me back.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I thought you'd stopped.

I haven't done

this in years, okay?

I'm just stressed

out and I needed,

I needed something for myself.

And I needed to

feel better, okay?

Remember when we'd

skip AP English class

and hang out in the bathroom?

We'd like b*tch

out those smokers

so that we could have

the really cool stall

at the end.

The disabled toilet.

Then we'd just

like talk and talk

for like 90 minutes

the entire period.

I really miss that.

Just that.

Like all day, I'd seriously

look forward to it.

Then the Vice

Principal found us.

And she said she was

gonna tell your parents

that you were

throwing up on purpose.

And I said, "No, it was me.

I was, like, doing it.

I, it was totally my problem.

And then everyone found out

and they were like "Eh, Becky.

She can't even

throw up properly.

She's so fat.

Take a laxative!"

And then I was crying.

And what did you say?

I said, "F*** everyone."

Yeah.

You don't know how many times

I've said that to myself And

that makes me feel

a whole lot better.

Becks?

I need to tell you something.

What?

I did something terrible.

Oh, what is it?

What's going on?

Is everything all right?

Yeah.

Well, hair and makeup is

gonna be in your

room in an hour.

So we need to get going, okay?

Holy sh*t.

It's time.

It's time.

Oh, it's time... It's time.

F*** my life.

Oh.

You still do that.

F***!

Wedding!

Sh*t!

Oh, dress!

She's coming!

Look alive, people.

Oh, do you have a second?

I'm on the phone.

Okay, but... the wedding dress?

We can't find... A**holes.

Okay.

Jesus Christ, perv!

What are you doing in here?

I was j-it's Katie.

Oh, what now?

Sh-I'm a little worried.

I came back here to...

she's locked herself

in the bathroom.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, great!

And I wasn't spying on you.

They let me in 'cause I

was looking for Katie.

Can someone get a Mimosa

ready for the bride?

Sure.

Time check?

Good, great.

It's probably fine,

but it is just... she hasn't

been responding, and...

Katie!

You can't lock yourself

in the bathroom

when it isn't your wedding.

Open this door.

What do you think...how?

You're a genius.

Didn't you invent

iPads or something?

Why does everyone

think I invented the iPad?

Keep trying this number

until you get Gena.

Why is your face like that?

Here she is! Yay!

I'm so excited, I

could kill myself.

Oh, don't make any promises.

You said that you would

clean it if I fixed it.

I fixed it!

She's still not answering?

What is that?

Ow!

I was just about to go check.

How 'bout some music?

Yeah.

Thanks,

Well, what's going on in there?

Maybe I should

call the front desk.

Should I go in, do you think?

No, she's got it under control.

Knock it off!

We need to call a locksmith.

No, she's being a f***ing baby.

I'm not gonna draw any

more attention to her.

But knocking down the door?

That's real f***ing discreet.

Regan?

Oh, f*** me.

One second, Becks.

If that b*tch finds

out that that b*tch

is pulling some seventh

grade tantrum bullshit,

we're dead.

And I've lost

the wedding dress.

Regan?

No, I didn't.

What is it?

It's for you.

I don't want any.

It's Gena.

Move, move, move, move!

Where the f*** are you?

Where the hell is it?

Why aren't you

picking up your cell?

I'm downstairs, it's

being dry-cleaned,

and I threw it out a window.

Dry-cleaned? How long?

They said 40 minutes.

Fine. Get a new phone.

Okay. What? How?

Regan?

Steal one.

Um, Regan.

This isn't what I ordered.

This isn't what she ordered!

I said peonies.

What the f*** is

wrong with you?

What is that?

They're doing maintenance

in the bathroom.

This hotel's disgusting.

Honey, I think those

roses are gorgeous.

But it's just not... what

we planned, you know?

F*** this. You get peonies.

Downstairs.

Centerpieces for the reception,

take some peonies from there,

new bouquet up here,

I love you.

Relax!

Are you excited?

Oh my God, yes!

Ask them...

Go make yourself useful.

Go pick some peonies!

Oh, for f***'s sake!

Oh my...oooh, sh*t!

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Katie, you stupid

f***ing idiot.

Come in, shut the f***...

oh my God.

Just f***ing go!

She's on the floor.

Well, wrap her up!

Come on!

What did you do to her?

Nothing!

We, I mean, we were

i-in the pool area ...

Wrap her up! Wrap her up!

I'm gonna get some water,

we're gonna sing

her her favorite song!

Well, shouldn't we,

like, get an ambulance?

No. She does this

every weekend.

Why is she in the bathtub?

Well, isn't that what you do?

No. Just pour the water

on her and sing the song.

Like this.

What song?

#These dreams are...

#when I close my eyes.

Every second of the night,

I live another life.

Hurry the weddings in an hour.

I, I really, I, I

need the dress.

Now!

They're working on it.

I am going home.

What's your name?

Theresa.

Theresa!

I know that you hate

me from yesterday.

I hate f***ing hate

me too from yesterday.

Can we start fresh today?

New leaf, please?

Yeah, all right.

Really?

You'll stay?

I really have strong

feelings for you right now.

Take it easy.

#The further I'm

away, #further I'm away.

#There's something out there...

Why aren't you waking up?

It is very

surprising at this point

'cause your lips are

literally f***ing blue, now.

Okay, now I'm getting

really scared.

Come on.

Let's laugh about this.

When you passed out?

PLEASE WAKE UP!!!

Come on.

Look!

It's not f***ed up anymore!

It's a miracle!

Yay!

It's finally happening.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Don't cry.

we need the other bridesmaids.

Where are the other two girls?

Uh, Gena and Katie

are on their way.

Okay, and why don't we

get the bride in her

dress so we can...

Yeah, okay, yeah, that's

what I was gonna do.

Yeah.

I need to get my dress on.

I need to get my dress on.

Yes, very- I don't know.

She was definitely breathing.

Why aren't you singing?

I'm on the phone

with the paramedics.

She's always like this.

What is this?

It's Xanax.

Trevor gave them to me.

They must have

fallen out of my pocket.

Trevor?

Yes. Five-five minutes.

They're gonna be

here in five minutes.

It's Manhattan on Saturday.

Five minutes is like

Get her out of the tub.

Just a minute!

Yeah?

Um, we're just missing

Katie and Gena.

I guess we found Katie.

Why are you here?

Becky's asking for her dress.

Do you, like, know where it is?

With Gena.

Both will be here momentarily

But the itinerary said that

we were supposed to...

Reviving a f***ed-up b*tch

wasn't on the itinerary

either Cover for me.

Okay.

Give her to me.

Okay.

All right, Katie.

Come on.

What are you do...

you're hurting her!

I'm helping her.

she can take it.

There it is. Good job!

Get it all out.

Good job. Good job.

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