Bachelors Page #3
Butterfly's bringing her girls.
Butterfly?
Butterfly is Jesse's wife,
and she's just as tough
as Jesse.
Butterfly's done
some bad things.
Some really bad things.
But whenever Jesse
gets locked up,
Butterfly writes him letters,
keeps money on his books
and visits him.
Even I have to admit,
Jesse and Butterfly
are perfect for each other.
One of Butterfly's many
hustles is managing strippers.
According to Jesse,
she's got real quality product.
F***in' A!
Yeah, man, she's got
a batch of 'em comin'.
But listen,
Butterfly don't take no sh*t
when it comes to clients
messin' with her girls.
Listen.
We're all respectable men.
- It's all good.
- All right.
Let's have a good night then.
Wait a minute!
Aaron, what is he doing?
Floyd, listen.
Hey, listen.
Nobody is going to jail, okay?
- But we agreed. No drugs!
- It's just marijuana.
Besides, it's medicinal.
It's fine.
Listen, I'm gonna get that.
You just sit down right here.
Relax and, uh...
inhale.
Yeah, there you go.
Don't forget to lock the door!
- Hey, you wanna hit this sh*t?
- No!
I was really hoping
Miles could make it.
It's been a minute
since we've seen him.
We're all so damn proud of him.
We get excited whenever
we get a chance to see...
Gus?
The one and only.
Gus wasn't invited.
Now surely you a**holes know
that a party ain't a party
without the Gus-Man, right?
How did you know we were here?
Hey, you never know
what to expect from ol' Gus.
Guess that's what makes me
such an outstanding person.
Whoo! Yes!
It reminds me of that game
You remember that game, right?
Sean and I know Gus
from high school.
Most people don't like Gus.
To be honest, I'm not
And I smashed that puck
right through
that goalie's five-hole.
Gus has a lot of
unlikeable qualities.
For instance, he's always
talking about himself.
Always trying to be
the center of attention.
I'm just the type of person
whose light is so bright,
it's kinda hard to be around me,
you know what I mean?
I'm the type of person who
women just find themselves...
And always using
big words out of context.
Because my style,
it's irrevocable, you know?
It's ubiquitous to
my atmospheric surroundings.
But before you
pass judgment on Gus,
you have to understand
what helped mold him
into the a**hole he is today.
Although this might
be hard to believe,
Gus used to be the sh*t.
When we were in high school,
Gus was the number one
hockey player.
Everybody thought he was
gonna go pro, especially Gus,
but his f***ed-up attitude
f***ed up everything.
Now, 20 years later,
he's still trying
to convince everybody
Oh ho ho ho ho!
Look who's in
the motherfucking hittee!
Hey, hey!
Who in the heck is this guy?
I don't know him.
He's not one of the groomsmen.
Why is he in my house?
Uh, I'm Gus.
Surely you've heard
Aaron and Sean tell stories
about my glory days
in high school, hello?
I was the sh*t, no?
Never heard of you, Gus.
Now, would you please
get out of my house?
Gus, this was sort of
an invite-only kinda thing.
Oh, no, no, that's cool.
I invited myself, yeah.
Will somebody
please tell this guy
that a party ain't a party
without the Gus-man?
Hello, hello!
I'm here to see my boy Sean
bitin' the poison apple!
Gus, if you don't leave,
I'll be forced
to call the police.
Is he forced to call the police?
Man, f*** the police!
I ain't afraid of no popos!
My heart don't pump
no Kool-Aid!
Besides, cops wanted me.
They were begging me
to join their ranks,
They were begging me to join,
but then I realized
I'm too law-abiding to be a cop.
Follow me on that one.
Okay, okay, that's it!
Last warning!
It's gonna get ugly
if you don't get the heck
out of my house!
Floyd, Floyd...
Floyd, Floyd, calm down.
Can you cut Gus a break,
all right?
Okay, sorry.
Aaron promised it would be eight
people total, including me.
Eight people total.
I hear you, and we're sorry.
Look, I will admit,
Gus is an a**hole.
But I would feel like a bigger
a**hole if I asked him to leave
after he came all this way
to celebrate with me.
Do you know what I'm saying?
So can you just do me
this solid, please?
You promise he won't
touch me anymore?
We'll try our best.
- Okay.
- Okay?
Good. You look sharp,
by the way.
- Very GQ.
- Yes.
Can I borrow that tie sometime?
- Of course!
- All right.
- It's all good.
- It's all good?
To be honest,
I really wasn't worried.
You guys aren't crazy.
So how's life been
treatin' you, Sean?
- Life's pretty...
- That is so great, man.
My life is just fantastic.
Things are so good with me.
They're just so good, you know?
They just keep getting
better and better.
My team is doing great.
Then again,
how could they not be
with such a great and
pulchritudinous leader,
you know what I mean?
Hey, so how's the missus, huh?
Or should I say
soon to be missus?
- Irene, she's...
- Oh, man, my wife Mary-Lou,
she's hanging in there.
Once in a while,
she gets a little mouthy,
nothing that a quick backhand
or a right hook can't solve.
You know what I mean? Hey.
Word to the wise about marriage.
You better establish
your dominance
coming right out
the freaking gate
because if you do not,
you will live
the rest of your days
as a henpecked,
yellow-belly eunuch.
Believe me.
I know.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaking of which...
Hey, do you remember
that game that I won for us
against Schroeder High
in our junior year?
I just pulled that article out
yesterday and read it.
They had us down by 11.
but not me.
No, no, no, no.
I knew if I wanted that win,
I had to take over
like a real man.
That's when I sliced that
big overgrown b*tch Whittaker
right across his face and
made him bleed out of his chin.
He was crying,
bleeding all over the eyes.
Do you remember that?
I think that's Miles.
You don't remember that game?
his f***in' face, remember?
I was the f***in' hero,
remember that?
Make sure you lock the door!
Oh, yeah, there he is!
How you doin'?
How are you, brother?
Good to see you, man.
Miles went to high school
with us, too.
Later this year, he'll be
retiring from a very successful
professional hockey career.
He's pretty f***in'
rich and famous.
But despite his success,
Miles is probably the humblest
and nicest guy I know.
All right, how's the fam?
Oh, the girl's
too informed, man.
You gotta give 'em mind, man.
They miss Uncle Aaron.
I would love to.
I would love to, man.
- Is everybody here?
- Yeah, everyone's out back.
Oh...
sh*t!
- What's up, man?
- How are you?
- Good, man, good seeing you.
- Good to see you.
I don't know if any
of the other fellas
have ever noticed
how much Gus hates Miles.
I don't even think
Miles knows it.
Gus's grudge goes all the way
back to high school
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