Barney Thomson Page #3
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Aye, well.
Mum...
What am I going to do'?
For Christ's sake, shut up.
Leave him at mine.
Eh'?
Any better ideas?
Ahh.
What now, Mum'?
I'm gonna have to
fish it outwith a spoon.
No, what're we gonnae do now'?
How should I know?
Well, don't you be
bringing anybody up here now.
Do you think I'm f***ing
stupid or something?
Eh'?
So,
the first one's Mrs. Stuart,
and, uh, then We'll go
to Mrs. McQueen.
When did you last
see Stuart, Sheena?
Tuesday. 8:
00.Now, I wasn't sure about
declaring him missing, at first,
you know, he's not been
away that long,
then I thought, well, you lot,
you've got nothing better to do.
Definitely Monday?
Tuesday!
He Went missing
on the Tuesday morning.
Definitely.
It was Wednesday. Thursday'?
Wednesday? Or Thursday?
Friday.
Definitely Friday.
Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday?
Monday.
I moved up here
at my wife's insistence
of being near her dying mother.
That was 20 years ago,
and I'm still here.
And so's her f***ing mother.
Oh... God.
How I loathe
this vomit-lashed sh*t-hole!
Ahem. All right, gents.
Late again, Porter.
F*** off.
Wullie didn't
get in last night.
What'?
Moira called.
He didnae make it home.
Maybe he's been got
by that killer.
Maybe his baws are being posted
from Arbroath as we speak.
All right, lads.
You might want
to come back later.
We're a man down.
I know.
I'm Detective Inspector Holdall.
This is Detective Sergeant
MacPherson.
We'd like to have a word about
your missing colleague.
- For fucks sake!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
We Won't keep you.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Benny Lynch... mm'?
Champion of the world!
Yeah. You know What
his mistake was'?
He stayed here...
Eh'? With the dregs
and the hangers-on.
Bleeding him dry...
sucking out his soul.
Can you imagine What
he might've achieved, eh'?
Longer career...
the women of the world
at his feet...
if only he'd have
had the courage
to get out of this sh*t-hole.
Can we sit down'?
Yes.
Chris, could you
finish the customer?
Sit down'?
I'm fine.
I-I'm fine standing.
This is purely
a missing persons investigation,
Mr. Thomson.
A Mrs. Henderson
reported her husband missing
yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. Henderson says
you were the last person
to talk with Mr. Henderson.
Is that correct?
Yes.
Now, there's no need
to be so nervous, Mr. Thomson,
This is...
- I quite understand.
- ...Routine.
I quite understand.
Did Mr. Henderson tell you
where he was going?
He... He said something
about, uh...
going to the shops.
Uh, he asked me to lock up,
and then he... left.
Was it normal
for Mr. Henderson
to go to the shops after work?
You know,
I-I-I don't really know
wh-what Mr. Henderson
did outside of work,
because we weren't really
friends.
Wasn't really friends.
Mm-hmm.
Um, did you suspect
that something
might have happened
to Mr. Henderson'?
I quite understand.
Sorry?
Slip of the tongue,
you know how it is.
What'?
Speaking to the police.
You know, this'?
You know... heh...
You... You feel guilty,
even though you...
you've never done nothing wrong.
I mean, it's not as if
I've stabbed Wullie
with a pair of scissors
or anything like that, you know?
Would... Would you like
a glass of water'?
No, I'm fine.
Where was your colleague,
Mr. Porter, when you Wasn't
stabbing Mr. Henderson
with your scissors?
Oh, he-he-he left early,
because we weren't
very busy that day.
That bit about the stabbing?
That was just a joke.
You think
this is funny, Mr. Thomson?
Not at all.
I'm only joking.
You have no idea
how nervous you look!
Did Mr. Henderson
tell you that he was not
gonna have you
in the shop anymore?
I have no knowledge of that.
See, Mr. Henderson's father
says that Mr. Henderson
yesterday.
Did he say anything to you'?
No.
Oh, well!
That's us.
Would you send
Mr. Porter in, please?
Yes.
Oh.
I used to sometimes
hide in toilet cubicles,
you know, convinced
I was about to die,
and I went to see this man.
Do you know What
he said to me'?
He said the biggest instigator
Guilty conscience.
Look at that.
Here she comes.
Here comes that girl again.
One of the cutest
since I don't know when.
But she don't notice me
when I pass.
She goes with all the guys
from outta my class.
But that can't stop me
from thinkin' to myself.
Shes sure fine lookin'. Man
she's something else.
Mum'? Mum!
Can I have a word'?
What? Carry on, girls,
regardless!
What are you thinking?
Mr. Johnstone,
in the bowling club,
has a brain tumour...
out like a light.
Nobody had thought
to arrange anything
after the funeral,
so I brought
the girls back here.
Have you seen Mrs. Gaffney?
Last week, she wandered
into the laundrette
in her nightie!
Where the fucks Wullie'?
Cemolina, have you got
a carpet sweeper?
- Eh?
- Barbara's couped the ashtray.
Just down the hall,
next to the toilet.
Mum, Mum...
where did you put the body'?
Two minutes.
Barbara, what
the f*** have you done'?
Is that you making soup
for yer mammy, son'?
Uh...
Oh, f***!
I like soup!
Mrs. Gaffney!
The laundrette's shut.
Cheerio, then.
Suit yourself.
Cheerio.
On!
Ahh!
Thanks very much.
I enjoyed myself.
Uh-huh. You watch yourself.
Watch yourselves.
Fine, fine.
All right. Okay.
Night-night.
God Almighty.
I'm checkered!
I'm no even packed for
my "Route to the Isles"
discovery tour
in the morning.
Two days, all-in,
including breakfast
and your evening meal...
42 pounds!
You believe that?
How did you manage that?
You chopped him up!
You've even
f***ing labelled him!
I label everything.
James?
Barney.
On the button.
Appreciate that.
I'll be here until
that eon of mine decides
to show his face again.
Right.
Wife's convinced
that killer's got him.
Could be posting his baws
from Arbroath as we speak.
Aye.
It doesn't com pare
to What he'll get
when I get my hands on him.
You look hellish.
You found yourself a woman yet?
Nah.
That's a f***ing empty
existence you've got there,
is it no'?
Sometimes.
Minute late, Porter.
Not impressed.
Sorry, Mr. Henderson,
I was, eh...
I was coming
along the green there
and I was threatened
by a bunch of, um... wasps.
Get that shite off.
Did, uh...
Wullie have a chat with you
the other day'?
Well, did he say anything
about anything?
Not that I can think of.
Ahh.
Glad to hear it.
Up, down, up, down!
Are we a team?
Yes!
- Let me hear ya! Are we a team?
- Yes!
For fucks sakes.
Two, three, four...
five, six, seven...
Everybody's looking.
This is the heart attack
capital of Europe.
Look at the state of you!
You look like
a depressed milkmaid.
What is this'?
The "River Dance" branch?
Update me.
The barber, Thomson,
he was a bit Weird.
another shot at him.
What's his connection
to the other victims?
Mm. I just think
Spare me
your Woman's intuition.
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