Baywatch Page #9

for you, dawg.

Oh, my man.

I know you're

trying to keep up.

Yeah, man.

Summer.

Hey, summer.

Come on, summer.

I think I found

something big here, okay?

I really need your help.

Please?

You took marine biology,

right?

Yeah.

Look at these.

Tell me what you think.

Do these look like

shark bites to you?

Huh.

No, they don't all

look like shark bites.

Hey, let me take a look.

Oh, god,

i can't deal with blood.

I mean,

that one might be.

Those definitely are not.

So they could be,

like, knife wounds.

Yeah, maybe.

Oh, my god,

that's Dave!

- Oh, my god.

- What?

Hey, stop looking

at the picture, dude.

Ronnie, Ronnie,

what did you just say?

That's Dave.

Who's Dave?

I used to work with him.

What do you mean?

Doing what?

Tech stuff.

You wouldn't understand.

I would understand!

What kind of tech stuff?

Holy sh*t! That's it.

Dave told me that

he was working with Leeds

on something

for the Huntley.

Oh, my god.

F***ing Mitch was right.

Both of these bodies were dead

before they hit the water.

Mitch got set up.

Leeds got rid of him

and we're probably next.

Sh*t.

Ronnie, um,

i need your help.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Uh-uh.

Yes. Please?

Okay, fine.

We really appreciate it.

Because as much as I know

about laptops,

I don't know sh*t

about computers.

Uh, so Dave had access

to Leeds' server.

Uh, her server,

you mean her network.

Yeah, her network.

That's what I meant.

Okay.

So we just take a flash drive

and we plug it in, you know.

Get into her cloud and then

steal all her cookies, right?

And then we're...

Straight through the firewall.

Literally none of what

you said made any sense.

Straight over the firewall.

It's not like

a physical thing you do.

Okay, I don't know what

I'm talking about here, dude.

Just... can you do it?

Yeah, it's done.

It's been done

this entire time?

Yeah, man.

Oh, sh*t,

well, what did we find?

We found a lot of dirt.

Drug dirt,

real estate dirt, yacht dirt.

"Dirt"?

What the hell are

we supposed to do

with dirt, Ronnie?

I meant evidence.

Oh, evidence.

Evidence.

Well, why didn't you

say so, man?

Heck, yeah!

Thank god you're pretty.

I'm really proud of you,

man.

Guys, we did some digging.

And Mitch was right.

The Huntley is a front

for a giant drug operation.

But I figured out

it's not about

drugs for Leeds,

it's about real estate.

And she's planning on making

the entire bay private.

Yeah, but the town

would never let her.

Yes, it will.

Because she has

every single politician

in this town

on her payroll.

Rodriguez, the taint guy.

What about

the business owners?

Yeah.

Well, most of them sold out

and signed away

their properties.

Leeds blackmailed

the ones who didn't

and used Dave to help

hack into their accounts.

I mean,

she's like some sort of

modern-day j. Edgar hoover.

The vacuum guy.

No.

But there was

one holdout.

Who?

Chen.

And if anything

happens to him,

his property goes

back to the city.

Who do you think

they're gonna sell it to?

We have to warn him.

I tried.

No one's seen him for days.

What?

But Leeds is having a party

on her yacht tonight.

I guarantee you,

she found a way

to get that guy into her boat.

Which is why

we're gonna go

to that party.

What?

Summer, you and i

are going to find

the flakka.

You guys find chen.

Will it work? Maybe.

Will there be

some surprises

along the way?

Abso-f***ing-lutely.

Is anyone going to die?

I don't know.

Maybe Ronnie.

Sorry, what?

But we are baywatch.

We save lives.

I know because

you guys saved mine.

Let's go kick

that b*tch's ass.

Let's do it.

For Mitch.

What?

What are you wearing?

Where are your sleeves?

Listen, I know

where the flakka is.

What, where?

Under the boat?

Yeah. Potentially.

Please don't die.

Do you think

we should kiss?

I think we should kiss.

Otherwise,

we may never know

what it was like.

If I die...

Maybe we should

talk about it later.

It was worth a try.

It was a good try.

Ah, f***. All right.

Okay.

Don't do anything

too stupid.

I won't.

Summer. Summer!

Yeah, hey.

She's been smuggling it

under the boat

this entire time.

No sh*t?

We have to let Mitch know.

Okay, yeah.

But Mitch hasn't answered

the phone since he was fired.

Ah, f***.

The c.B.! Use the c.B.

He's always

listening on the c.B.

Okay, yeah.

Tell him,

Brody found the flakka

and that he needs to meet us

at the Marina at 0900.

0900 is 9:
00 A.M.,

so 9:
00 P.M. would be 2100.

That system is so

stupid and flawed.

Okay, well, militaries use it

all over the world.

But I'll tell him 2100.

Hey, guys.

I'll bet lurch

over here knows where chen is.

Mitch, if you can hear me,

you were right.

We found the drugs

on Leeds's boat.

Sh*t!

Hey.

No guests allowed upstairs.

Then I guess that means

that you and I are all alone.

And you look like a bad boy.

How about we get

into some trouble?

Too much champagne.

Miss?

Stephanie! Damn!

Chen!

Hey, hey.

Are you okay?

She was going to kill me.

- It's okay.

- Sh*t.

What the f*** is going on?

Sh*t.

Put your hands

where I can see them.

Whoa!

Oh, my god.

Summer!

Oh, my god.

Did I kill him?

No, you just

knocked his ass out.

Oh, thank god.

Here's the key.

Here's the key.

All right, guys,

Brody found the flakka.

Oh!

And let's get you out of here

and call ellerbee, okay?

What about Leeds?

Ronnie and i

will stay here and

keep an eye out

for her, okay?

What? We will?

Yes.

Okay, yeah, we will.

We're going to be

on the villain's boat.

Whoo! Jason bourne

ain't got sh*t on me!

If I could please

have your attention.

By this time tomorrow,

the expansion of the Huntley

will be official.

But for now,

let's enjoy the caviar,

the champagne

and the fireworks.

Cheers.

We have a problem.

Aw...

Wrong time to grow

a conscience, Brody.

Chen's getting away.

How is chen getting away?

- F***ing idiots!

- Ow!

They're trying to trap us.

Plan b.

Get the chopper

to meet us at the barge.

We need to get

the f*** outta here.

What do we do

about him?

Do what you were

supposed to do with chen.

We got chen off the boat.

Do you guys have eyes

on Brody?

No, we still haven't

seen him...

What!

...And we lost Leeds.

Wait!

Good news. We found Leeds.

Bad news.

She's got Brody in a cage

on the back of a boat.

Oh, my god.

Let's go. Come on.

Wakey-wakey,

pretty little dum-dum.

Such a shame.

Why'd you have to

go snooping? Hmm?

Maybe thorpe was wrong

about you after all.

What?

Thorpe? What are you

talking about, "thorpe"?

Oh, you haven't figured

that part out yet.

Where I bribed him, you know,

got Mitch fired,

put your dumb ass

in charge.

All you had to do

was be a lifeguard.

Get a tan.

But instead, you tried to be

like Mitch and save the bay.

Now let's see how long

you can hold your breath.

No, just listen to me.

Just listen...

God... f***!

No! You have

to listen to me!

You're f***ing crazy.

If I was a man,

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