Blockers Page #6
Okay, cool. Let's go.
We're going to the lake house.
I am not sure that this
was worth $85.
- Where's Chad?
- What?
Oh, he's probably out
on the dance floor.
I'm gonna go find him
and meet you guys outside.
- All right.
- Okay.
The f***?
Smirking little piece of sh*t.
- Top knot. Top knot.
- Let's get him.
Yeah, you guys go do that.
I'm gonna get some punch.
All right, a**hole,
what'd you do with my daughter?
Two of you guys have
the same shitty haircut?
Hey.
Look at me.
My hair's too long.
Hey. You can't go around
assaulting children.
You have to blend in if you
want some information, okay?
So just... just be cool.
God.
Okay.
Julie?
Julie?
Nothing lasts forever
But we won't know
till we try...
Prom night, huh?
What?
Just... just special night.
(cheering and whooping)
You make me
feel so alive...
Got to try.
You make me
feel so alive...
- Chad?
- Yeah.
Oh...
One for the money
Give me all your money
Oh...
This is my moment.
One for the money
We gonna make you
lose control
(yelling in pain)
We gonna make you
lose control...
You ruined my moment!
F*** your moment.
- What happened back there?
- What happened is that...
is that my daughter was kissing
Chad even though she hated it.
And I've been dragged
into this situation
- by you two f***ing idiots.
- Just ignore him.
- Great idea.
- We're gonna go to Austin's house.
Julie said that's where
the after-party is,
- and we'll get 'em there.
- And that sounds like a plan.
Hey, how dare you ignore me.
We are in this situation
because you two
raised a couple of bigots
who have shamed my daughter
into losing her virginity
to the wrong sex.
Shame.
My daughter is not a bigot.
(scoffs, chuckles)
We go to all of the marches.
We went to the Tax Day March,
and nobody goes to that sh*t.
- Nobody.
- Ignore him.
- It's hard.
- Yeah, it is hard.
'Cause I don't quit.
And now I have
to go rescue Sam,
okay, because she is scared
and confused,
and I know what it's like
to be ostracized by society
for your sexual preferences.
Sleeping with women
that aren't your wife
isn't a sexual preference.
No, it is. I prefer them.
- (music blaring from inside)
- MITCHELL:
How parents can lettheir kids play music
this loud.
We all share this planet.
This is how loud I listen
to my music, dawg.
Probably won't even
be able to hear us.
(doorbell ringing)
It's so dark in there.
You know, they... okay,
they could be in the backyard
playing two-on-two hoops.
I don't know.
HUNTER:
Oh!
Oh, I found a big window.
Oh, no, no, no,
don't, don't, don't.
Trust me. Do not look
in that window.
- What?
- Just look at me. Do not look in this window.
Do not look
in this f***ing window.
Julie's red dress.
- Yeah.
- Oh, sh*t.
You know, I know... I know this
must be tough for you.
I mean, if... hell, if that
was Kayla in there, I'd...
- I'd-I'd kill myself.
- Nope.
That's the wrong thing
to f***ing say right now.
- Stop them. Stop it.
- I can't...
(stammers) Wait.
Hey. It's not Julie.
- It's not Julie. (laughs)
- MITCHELL:
What?LISA:
Oh, sh*t.It's Austin's parents.
- Good for them.
- LISA:
They're really...really going at it.
I've always wanted
to watch people have sex.
Oh, my God,
he's yanking her hair.
Ow. That looks like it hurts.
Yeah, we shouldn't
be looking, man. Come on.
MITCHELL:
She runs the riskof, like, dislocating her hip.
Hey, Mitchell. You're being
a f***ing perv, dude.
Don't look.
(grunting and moaning)
(yelling)
(screams, gasps)
What happened?
We locked eyes,
and then he finished.
It means his load
is on your soul for eternity.
- MITCHELL:
Holy sh*t.- LISA:
Oh, sh*t, he's coming.(Hunter stammering)
I'll pretend I'm a plant.
Mitchell? What are you doing?
- What, Lisa?
- Hey, Ron.
(chuckling):
What are you guysdoing out here?
Hi.
- LISA:
Hey.- What a nice surprise.
We thought the kids were here.
We didn't realize you guys
were here, uh...
Oh, Cath and I were just having
a little, uh,
prom night role play.
- You know, to keep the sex life alive.
- Prom night.
- That kind of thing.
- Where are the kids?
Um, do you know
where the kids are?
The kids are at
Kyler Montero's lake house.
- How do you know that?
Yeah. He's texted me
like 19 times tonight.
- Ugh. Oh, my God.
- Yeah, we tell each other everything.
- It's unbelievable.
- I mean, he-he knows about prom night.
- CATHY:
Well, you know.- I'm sorry, you...
you tell your son about
your sex games with your wife?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- Wow, that's...
- Can't do that.
- Yeah, it's weird.
- It's so... it's-it's weird.
- There's a line.
- We have a very open family here.
- Yes, we do.
- We don't hide anything.
- LISA:
You know what?What is Kyler's address?
I-I... Okay, listen,
I-I feel like
I can't betray
Austin's confidence in me,
and frankly,
if Julie wanted to tell you
where the house was,
she would have told you.
- Uh-uh.
- Uh, I got...
Hold on, hold on.
Buh-buh-buh.
Give us the address,
or my giant friend's
gonna tear
- your husband's dick off.
- Yeah.
Uh... no, I'm not.
- No, I'm not. No, no, no.
- Excuse me? - What?
That's... that's good.
And, uh, sorry
to interrupt your evening.
I hope you guys enjoy
the rest of your lovemaking.
- Ow! F***!
- Come on.
- What was that about?
- What?
Hey, man, thank you for killing
- my daughter's hymen.
- I don't think so.
Kyler Montero's lake house?
Marcie did the bathroom.
She's gonna know the address,
so let's just go.
- All right, dope.
- Dope.
(whooping)
- Ow, my eyes!
- Yeah!
RUDY:
Okay, come on in now.
It's all fun and games
until there's a decapitation.
I don't need any more
dead girls on my conscience.
I'm sorry, Rudy.
We just had to check that off
the old prom bucket list.
- (laughter)
- Oh, my God, Sam!
- Come here. Yeah.
- Move, Chad!
- Chad, you want a drink?
- No.
What you got there?
This is a very, very special
reduced hash oil
of my own invention.
It has rosemary essence
for blood flow,
a curcumin extract
from turmeric
to reduce inflammation,
and it gets you super baked.
(chuckles) All right.
Let's do it.
Do I just... I suck?
Yeah, you press the button,
then you take, like,
a little puff.
Or a really, really big one.
Okay. (chuckles)
And then you just hold it
for, like, a beat.
You guys know
that Tanner Dunn's parents
rented out a whole floor
of the Park West Hotel
for an after-party?
- What?
- (Sam chuckles)
Um... yeah, he, uh...
and they're still proud of him
even though it took him
like six years to graduate.
I remember him.
He got to, uh, miss school
- when his kid was born.
- Yeah, yeah, that guy.
You should definitely
let it go now.
- Holy sh*t. (chuckles)
- Oh, yeah.
I can run a six-minute mile.
My lung capacity is legit.
- No!
- One more selfie, and this time,
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