Blonde and Blonder Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2007
- 95 min
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might have another idea.
Ugh, you know, easy with the
bumps. Okay?
You're an adult,
control your bladder.
It's mind over matter.
Well it ain't working.
Okay? It's not working.
Hey, Gardenia, why don't you try
controlling my bladder?
Huh? Excuse me?
Yeah, why don't you try
controlling my bladder?
Yes, have a nice, long conversation
with my full bladder.
You know, you could reason with it
and you can lay some guilt trips on it.
Hey, Gardenia!
Aren't you the Sigmund
Freud of bladders?
So that you would know, you know,
how I was feeling
so, like, if I were
dreaming about waterfalls,
and I'm feeling like I'm about to explode
or something like that,
Alright! Alright!
I'll pull over at the next stop.
Thank you.
Just promise me you won't use
that creepy voice.
The bladder voice?
Yes! Yes!
It scares me.
(Dawn) I'm so glad we met.
(Dee) Me too.
I'm so glad we have a job.
(Swan) Now we're--
we're more genius.
(Leo) Yeah, you're
no genius.
(Swan) [mocks] Just because
you took the test doesn't
(Leo) I missed by
one freaking
What frequency is a sperm whale's mating
call measured at? I mean, who knows that?
(Swan) 47 megahertz,
come on!
(Leo) That was lucky.
(Swan) So I'm a genius.
(Leo) No, you're not
a genius, I'm an
(Swan) Whatever. Okay, Leo.
Just don 't lose 'em,
(Leo) I'm not gonna lose
em! Wait a minute,
(Dee) I think we're
getting close.
(Dawn) You think you're
ready for Wong?
(Dee) How can I
not be when it
(Dawn) We're here!
(Dee) Oh, I can't wait
to get in there.
(Dawn) Hm.
(Dawn) Wait a second.
(Dawn) This looks familiar.
(Dee) What?
(Dee) Maybe we should
ask for some help.
(Dee) Oh! Oh!
(Dee) Oh! Good,
here we are.
(Dawn) Let's go.
Hi there.
Hi.
Yeah, we're not checked in though.
No problem,
I'll have your bags,
and may I ask you what
is on your back?
Oh, that's Virgil.
He's a turtle.
[chuckles] Isn't he cute?
uh, very strict no pet policy here.
Um.
What?
It's a back pack.
Yeah, it's fake.
He's a turtle backpack.
Okay! Right this way.
Thank you.
I'll take these.
Oh, excuse me.
Excuse me. Sorry.
Hi.
We'd like to get two rooms with one bed.
No, wait. One room and two beds.
That's right.
A suite.
It's called a suite, right?
Let's check the computer.
Aw.
That was two beds?
Oh, I'm sorry,
it seems we're out of suites.
(Dawn) We can just take
whatever you have
How about a penthouse?
There you go.
Enjoy your stay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Right this way, ladies.
Excusie.
Here we are, ladies.
If there's anything else that
I can do for you.
Please don't hesitate to ask.
Actually, there's something you could
do for us.
Work on your manners.
No, that's not a good feeling.
Are you okay?
Uh, yeah,
I'm just um,
trying
Wow.
Wow. Probably the Shrink of Araby.
Yeah, a Shrek.
Shrek.
(Dee) Wow!
(Dawn) Wow. Look!
They have trees
(Dee) Oh my God!
(Dawn) I'm so excited!
Cool! Look at our room!
(Dee) Oh! There's a pool
in the bedroom!
(Dawn) Oh, look at the fireplace.
Wow, oh, my God!
Wow.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey, that's our suitcase.
Oh my God, this must be our room.
Oh my God!
I'm so excited!
Wait. This is going to be so expensive.
No. Remember they couldn't find us a suite
so they gave us this.
Oh.
Oh, I gotta feed Virgil.
He must be starving.
Poor little boy.
Oh.
No pesticides.
Dee, come look at this!
Come look at this.
What? Oh my God!
Oh my God! We're here!
(both) We're here!
We're here!
Whoopie!
[giggles] We're here!
(both) We're here!
Oh, I can see the sky!
I can see the Big Dipper!
I can too!
Let's get you ready, girlie.
Only one way to accent the tushy.
Okay. Oh,
what are they?
Guess.
Uh, okay.
Miss Sixty.
No, Guess.
Oh, I like this.
Okay. Um,
Frankie B.
They're Guess.
Miss Sixty.
[chuckles] These are Guess.
Okay, okay, just give me a minute.
Forget it. Hey,
For your legs,
highest heels.
Oh, highest heels.
There are high, higher and highest heels.
Try 'em on.
Huh? They're cute.
I, uh, I didn't know you guys
would be in here.
Uh, uh, the sandwiches
are on the cart.
and, uh, I, uh,
the door was
Oh.
Yeah, let me try.
Arms up.
Okay.
I can do it.
I love this clean air.
So pure, untouched.
Do you know where we look first?
I won't have to.
She'll come to me.
We locate Mr. Wong and we wait.
When the hit goes down we
kill my impostor
and we carry out the job ourselves.
Two dead, a lesson taught, The Cat,
or I should say Kit?
is back on top.
You go get us a room
while I make my presence
a little less known.
Why's everybody staring?
It's a good thing, right?
Yeah.
You know what?
I'll go find Wong, I'll be right back.
Okay.
Excuse me, Miss.
I could use some lady luck.
Would you mind throwing
the dice for me?
Oh, sure.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Don't mention it.
Excuse me.
Hey, where's the information booth?
It's, uh, right over there, Ma'am.
Oh, thanks.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Yes? Can I help you?
Oh, I hope so.
I'm trying to find Hang
Wong. I think he's French.
Brilliant. I would've thought Italian.
Maybe.
Have you heard of him?
[gasps] Hotel and casino.
They're doing a Dancalicious here.
That's Dee's favorite show. I must
tell her, I'm so excited.
You're here to audition
for Mr. Wong?
Oh, no, we're here to take him out.
That'll be a date he'll never forget.
I'm sure.
You can find him at the casino restaurant.
It's called the Tramonto.
He's always there before the show starts.
The Tramonto.
Starts with a T.
I'll find it.
That's right.
Thanks so much.
Yeah? Sorry.
Dee.
Oh! Hi.
I found Wong.
He's at a restaurant
in the hotel.
That was easy.
[chuckles] He owns the hotel.
Oh my God.
We need the money. No
gambling, no drinking.
Okay, okay.
Drinking's okay.
No gambling.
I don't know how to gamble.
We'll keep a low profile.
We're here for one thing only,
to take out Wong.
I'll be at Tramonto.
In his restaurant.
There's a big sign that says Tramonto
and it's the restaurant underneath it.
Okay, got it.
Have fun.
Okay.
Oh!
(crowd) Oh!
Money plays?
What?
Money plays, Ma'am.
Will you let the money play?
Uh, I don't care.
No more bets.
Thirteen black. We have a winner.
Paying out 10,000.
Would you like to let it ride, Ma'am?
What?
Would you like to let the money ride?
Let the money ride?
Um.
(crowd) Let it ride!
Sure.
All right,
place your bets.
Tra, Tra, uh,
Tram, Tramonto.
Tramonto.
Hello.
Hello. Hm.
Are you sure that's her?
Without a doubt.
I heard her partner tell a total stranger
what she was going to do.
Almost bragging.
cold fish.
She just walks in the front door.
Either she's incredibly brave,
or incredibly stupid.
Come on, I want to watch her moves,
and when she strikes, we pounce.
Hello.
Hi, I'm sorry, Miss Dee,
restaurant is closed for an hour.
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