Blue State Page #6
Around here,
that means you could be married.
Okay, Chloe, I'll give you
the last free bedroom.
You look like you need it.
And feel free to use the computer.
This way, John.
I've got this foldout for you.
Okay.
So did you meet anyone you like?
Did you notice that the people here
are not very political?
I know. I know.
When you start something like this,
you take what comes.
Sex and politics.
What do you think the '60s were like?
I don't know. I wasn't born.
I'm gonna get my stuff for the...
For that. You're there. Okay.
Gloria offered to show us
around Winnipeg tomorrow.
Great, that should take about 10 minutes.
I thought it was nice of her.
Yeah, everyone here's real nice.
What's your problem?
It's freezing.
It's not always this cold.
It was 27 degrees...
Yeah, I heard that
about a billion times already.
That, and the tall poppies,
and the universal health care.
You know what? My health care
was covered just fine by the US Army.
Yeah, I hear Baghdad Medical has really
great treatment for car bomb accidents.
Yeah, real funny, John.
What are you so mad about?
You lied to me.
I lied? I never lie.
Lying by not saying something is still lying.
You didn't tell me this thing was
about getting people to marry each other!
I didn't know.
You didn't know? The goddamn thing
is called Marry-A-Canadian.
What about a certain lie by omission
about you being in the Army?
That's different.
Yeah, it's much worse.
Who the f*** are you, John?
You know, you're not making
some big statement by coming up here!
You're just some big, hypocritical,
liberal p*ssy. All talk and no action!
- I was on the news!
- Big deal!
You don't think the Donkey Revolution
affects people?
Six people have read your blog, John!
More people have read my diary!
What about the fact
that I went to Ohio for the election?
Yeah, for like a week.
Oh, I bet you didn't even vote for Kerry.
I didn't vote at all!
You know, I was gonna ask
if I could sleep in your room tonight.
After you ignored me all night?
What are you doing?
You think I'm all talk?
I'm gonna do something right now.
You're drunk.
I was gonna do this last night, but...
Ow!
You would've been a lot better off
trying that last night.
Ow!
P*ssy!
Must've been a nasty slip.
Here put this on it.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, stairs can be tricky sometimes.
Be right back.
I don't bite, John.
You don't have to wear those jeans to bed.
You certainly don't have to sleep
on that sorry little death trap
when I've got this great, big,
comfortable bed right over here.
Come on.
Come on.
Hot scrambled eggs
coming right up.
John, more O. J?
No, no, I'm good. Thank you.
It's like everything is
just a little different here.
A little? It's way different.
Reminds me of what America
was like when I was a kid.
Fewer chain stores. A little...
It's a little grayer, but...
It's like the '80s without Reagan.
Bullshitter. You don't even
remember Reagan.
You probably don't know who Reagan is.
Now, children, it's not about
how everything compares
with what you have in the States.
We have plenty of our own stuff
going on here.
Like what?
All right.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
All right, sweep that! Go! Looking good!
Good shot.
What is that?
This is my curling sweater.
You've never been curling?
I'm from San Diego. I went to the beach.
I was kidding. Come on, it'll be fun.
Oh, my jaw is fine, by the way.
Thanks for asking.
Okay, push the rock.
You can do it. Good. Good.
Great, now what?
Okay, let go of the rock.
Go!
- Sweep!
- Sweep!
Sweep! Take my broom!
What am I supposed
to be doing here?
Okay, I'm like the stone. Sweep!
You know, I've been meaning to tell you.
I respect what you're doing there.
You mean eating these nasty fries?
I'm from a poor-ass neighborhood
in Detroit.
Half my friends are over there,
so I know one when I see one.
What gave it away?
Why else does a cat like you
move to Canada?
Are you in the service?
Me? Hell no.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
Let me get that for you.
Oh, no, I can do it.
I thought after lunch we could go down
to City Hall and get our marriage license.
I don't know.
Well, don't worry. It just means that
we have up to three months
to actually do the deed.
Oh, okay, great... Good, so no rush.
'Cause, you know,
I've only been here a day.
No, I don't wanna force you
into anything, sweetheart.
It's just that you wanna be able to do
what you came here for
and, like, really make a difference.
Yeah.
So you need to start the process
Well, I can apply for asylum.
I wanna tell you something, John.
Okay.
You're the one I've had my eye on
ever since we first talked on the phone.
Really?
Yeah.
I read your blog. You're an amazing writer.
You've got brilliant ideas.
I think you're a genius.
No, I'm not. Well...
You need to keep writing.
Keep experiencing.
True.
Wasn't last night incredible?
Mmm-hmm.
We're not in love with each other, John.
Oh, I...
I know, we're political activists.
I wanna do this for you.
I wanna make you whole.
Can I talk to you for a second?
About what?
I think you know.
Isn't this what you came for?
I don't know if I'm ready to do this.
Hey, if the fact that she's a freaking
cult leader doesn't bother you,
neither should the fact
that she's almost 50.
No, it's not Gloria. I like Gloria.
Good for you.
Listen, I know you punched me
in the face last night, but...
And I'll do it again.
I just wanna talk to you
before I go in there and do this.
I'm not your girlfriend.
I'm not your babysitter.
You tried to kiss me last night,
and now you're marrying her?
No, but I'm making a statement.
Yes, you are.
Gloria, how are you?
Been showing my friends here
around the Peg this morning.
Oh, jeez, with the traffic
downtown these days, eh?
Oh, it wasn't bad.
So, what can we do you for today?
We're getting married.
People are just less selfish
around here, you know?
Not always trying to get ahead.
Just seems in the States,
people don't realize
that they're living in a society.
And you'll have health care
once you're married,
which is pretty darn important.
Is it true that 45 million Americans
are not insured?
How do Canadians know
It's like a one-way mirror
across the border, right?
We look across and see you,
and your movies,
and your politicians, and your Paris Hiltons.
Then you look across the border,
and you just see yourselves.
Like I said, selfish.
You know what I said to a friend of mine
when he told me
he was moving to the States?
I said, "Finally, you can tell me
how 300 million fat, stupid people
"manage to run the world. "
Badly.
Well, it's not that everyone's stupid.
Right, fat and stupid.
I thought Canadians
were supposed to be nice.
We try to be, but you guys
have been pushing it lately.
It's not us. It's our leaders.
Who elects the leaders? The people.
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